What Boogie Want

Boogie Show How it Be Done

2012-01-25T18:29:00.004-07:00

A Boogie lesson for all people who act like Big Baby, and be a big baby all time. You gots to take whats you want, when you want. See how Boogie took that bone from Big Baby? Boogie does that lots and lots. Boogie goes after what Boogie wants. Boogie gets what Boogie wants. 'Specially from scaredy babies.

Boogie Prove Boogie Toughness, Again

2012-01-07T08:00:00.000-07:00

Who you think be toughest of these three? Who you think be most brave?

Boogie give you a hint: it not wearing yellow. It not wearing tights. Boogie give you 'nother hint: it start with a "B" and end in "oogie."

If you no guess Boogie, you stupid. 'Cuz Boogie so brave, so tough, no one compete. Not Hulk Hogan, not Superman. The latest proof be that Boogie got her nail stuck in Boogie's house between the bars. Nat told Boogie to hold still, but Boogie moved Boogie's paw so, so Boogie fast. Boogie got Boogie's nail unstuck in no time. Boogie only yelp one small time. Nat look down and there be blood and no more nail. Yep, Boogie ripped Boogie's nail out and Boogie not even limp. Boogie amazing. Nat way more scared than Boogie.

It been awhile since the nail came out. And know what? Boogie grew Boogie's nail back like it no, no never happen. See? Boogie so more amazing and tough than any dude in small pants.

Boogie's New Year

2011-12-26T14:05:00.006-07:00

Boogie took a too-long car ride for New Year. Nat and Nano made Boogie do it.

But now car ride is over and Boogie thinkin' 'bout New Year. Some say this New Year of dragon, some say world be ending. Boogie say, everyone give Boogie stuffs and call it "The Year of the Boog."

Boogie hear it better to give than to get. Boogie happy to be the getter of yer giving. So get yer treats, loves, treats and foods and give every all to Boogie. It will make you and Boogie's year the best, 'specially Boogie's.

Happy Boogie Year, one and every all!

Merry Christmas Not to Boogie

2011-12-26T12:50:00.010-07:00

Boogie thought Halloween be worst holiday of the year. Not anymore. Way to go Nat and Nano, you ruin Boogie's Christmas. Why Boogie have no party day where Boogie just free and naked and be happy?

Yep. Snowflake PJs.

Embarrassing.

Seriously?

And to make matters horrible worst, Big Baby won't stop kissing Boogie. Big Baby, go find yer own Christmas pajamas and leave Boogie alone. Boogie gots to find a way to stop Boogie clothes. Boogie not doll.

Boogie Promise More Soon...

2011-07-27T21:24:00.002-07:00

But for now:

Makin' Stuffs Better

2011-05-22T12:17:00.002-07:00

The way it should be:

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, We Did

2011-03-29T20:36:00.013-07:00

Well, Big Baby finally gone and did it. Big Baby finally come in handy. Big Baby stoled a big block of cheese off the counter. Now, if Boogie big 'nuf, Boogie totally do it Boogie self, but Boogie be little. So in a fit of yesyes good girl, Big Baby stoled the whole cheese. It amazing. Big Baby pull cheese down. And Boogie ates and ates and ates. Oh, cheddar. Oh, cheese. It feel so good to be back to Boogie roots. Back to eatings and no one stopping Boogie.

'Course, Big Baby and Boogie both gots in trouble. And 'course there be shouts of noNo bad girls. NonoNO stealing! Nono!NOOOOoo more cheese! Then, like all thing Big Baby, Big Baby feel oh so so bads. But Boogie didn't. Boogie feel real good. 'Cuz not only Boogie gots lots of cheese, but Big Baby gots lots of sad mad bad trouble. It be a really good Boogie day.

All Boogie needs now is crackers. And milk. And cookies. Chocolate. Oh. And peanut butter.

'Tis Boogie's Season

2010-12-27T17:51:00.005-07:00

Merry Christmas every all and happy Boogie year! This time is not Boogie's favorite, 'cuz cold white stuffs be everywhere, but it not a no no bad time. It good 'cuz it full of presents and foods and foods and more foods and more stuffs. And if there anything Boogie like it's foods, foods, foods and presents full of foods.

'Tis time for Boogie to get every stuffs Boogie been wanting all Boogie's life. So when is Santa coming to Boogie's? Boogie got this one small present of bones and one stupid green ribbon, but that not nearly close to all Boogie wanted, so Santa better be comin' to Boogie soon--Boogie sure Santa saved the best for last. Boogie been a really good girl this year--someone better bring Boogie everything Boogie want and fast. Or Santa soon see the true meaning of no no bad girl.

p.s. Santa, please take stupid Small Big Baby away again. Small Big Baby back and she really buggin' Boogie. Small Big Baby think she so so smart and cute and perfect white. Seriously Santa, remove Small Big Baby and bring chocolate in her place.

White Stuffs, Again

2010-12-04T11:23:00.005-07:00

Cold, white stuffs has come again. And it not like only white stuffs be cold--every stuffs is cold again. Boogie hate it. You would too ifs you have to go potty outside. A few days ago, white stuffs so big, it tried to eat Boogie. White stuffs was as tall as Boogie. Of course Boogie refuse to let white stuffs eat Boogie.

Every time cold and white stuffs come to outside, Boogie put up Boogie revolt. Boogie go potty inside. It not fair. You all get to potty inside, where booties keep warm. This time, Boogie found perfect hiding spot for Boogie go-potty. Boogie climbed in a basket on the ground in Nat and Nano's room. In basket there be a sheet. Boogie go potty on sheet, every stuff absorbed, every stuff hidden. And no mess on carpet for Boogie to be in trouble.

Nat pulled sheet out later and Boogie wrong. Boogie in lots and lots trouble. It bad go-potty situation. Boogie did Boogie best. It just bad Boogie's potty spot be found. Boogie gonna have to brave the cold white stuff 'til Nat and Nano forget to be so mads.

Boogie-ween

2010-11-10T22:05:00.007-07:00

This little bit late, but still worth showin', 'cuz once again, Halloween be bunch of nasty tricks for Boogie.

Here Nano be showin' Boogie off like big piece of pumpkin meat. Boogie not piece of meat. Boogie don't even like pumpkins.

This time Boogie not only be forced into outfit of pumpkin, but also too, Boogie have to wear same stupid pumpkin as Big Baby. And did Boogie get to run 'round neighborhood and take treats from all everyone? Oh no. Boogie stuck at Boogie house while tons of little people take all Boogie's treats away.

This Nothing New

2010-10-05T14:47:00.004-07:00

Oh, you sick? Boogie feel so so bad for you. Oh, you tired? That just be no no bad. Oh, you can't breathes good and it be hard to lift Boogie with all Boogie hair flyin' round. Oh, no. Oh, you don't want Boogie hair on you. Oh, that so so sad.

Boo Boogie hoo.

Listen, Nat and Nano. Boogie understand that sometime you be sick. Sometime you no feel so so good. Boogie get it and Boogie sorry. But Boogie also get that you be Boogie's people. And because you Boogie's you gots responsibilities. With great Boogie come great responsibility. Boogie make that clear from Boogie day one. When Boogie hungry, Boogie be fed. When Boogie need to go potty, Boogie go outside. When Boogie bored, Boogie play. When Boogie need cuddles, Boogie must be cuddled. When Boogie done with cuddles, Boogie must stop the cuddle. It very simple.

Boogie be constant. Boogie always demand what best for Boogie. And Nat and Nano, you needs forever come last Boogie place.

Boogie Sick Sick Sick of Pictures

2010-09-15T09:10:00.001-07:00

Boogie so so tired of all Boogie photos. With Nat it be photo Boogie this and photo Boogie that. And Nano not no no much better. And it not just when Boogie know Boogie cute. Oh no. It when they know Boogie want foods or Kong or anything, 'cuz Boogie know what Boogie want and Boogie want a lot.

Oh, Boogie know, Boogie cute always forever and Boogie know all Boogie time be worth picture. But Boogie no need 55 times of photo on Boogie bed or Boogie with Nat or Boogie tryin' to get stuffs that rightfully Boogie's. Boogie need privacy. Boogie need respect. Boogie need foods. Boogie need treats. Boogie need Nat and Nano to give Boogie a picture rest.

When camera come out, Boogie look away. Boogie run away.

Oh, Boogie Butter Yeah.

2010-09-11T18:00:00.002-07:00

Now that what Boogie be talkin' 'bout. This kinda art Boogie gots joy for. Mmm. It pretty one Boogie minute. Mmm yummy, foods in belly next Boogie minute. It go down oh so easy.

See?!

2010-09-08T20:03:00.004-07:00

Boogie told you all everyone. Boogie live with monster. Big Baby monster. Don't no one gots a brush 'round here?

Boogie-cation

2010-08-31T18:21:00.004-07:00

Boogie left Boogie house for one two, maybe three or ten Boogie days (car ride musta have be 3 Boogie days alone--Boogie car ride SOooo long foreverness. Boogie cry 'cuz it be so so forever). Boogie went 'xploring to place where older Nano be. Older Nano call Boogie, "Booger," which not no-no nice, but Older Nano house way nice, so Boogie put up with Booger. And Older Nano gots little Boogie doors. Boogie decide when Boogie come and go--that for sure how Boogie life should be. Boogie know when Boogie want to go out and Boogie definitely know when Boogie want to come in and it stupid ridiculous for Boogie to sit and bark to come in to Boogie own house.

Only bad stuffs be the sores Boogie got on Boogie belly while Boogie 'xploring. Boogie think Boogie got owee from stairs, but Boogie no be sure, 'cuz Boogie 'lots tough, Boogie no notice when owee happen.

Boogie loves the sunbathe. Boogie really needed time for get away and be relax. Boogie 'lots stressed from all Boogie work, a weekend of sun and sleep do Boogie the good.

Let Boogie Be Written, Let Boogie Be Know

2010-08-15T10:37:00.007-07:00

There be a new boy dog that moved in next door to Boogie. Of course, Big Baby love New Boy. Big Baby want to go outside all time to see New Boy. Big Baby run around with New Boy like it most wonderful day in all Big Baby life. It gross. Big Baby give love like easiest thing. Boogie no tramp. Boogie no no so easy. Boogie ignore New Boy. It like New Boy not close to there. That will teach New Boy.

But Nat ruin every good Boogie plan, like forever always. Nat come outside and see New Boy and do Nat play it cool like Boogie? No. Nat act like Big Baby. Nat give loves to New Boy and tell New Boy how cute New Boy be. New Boy done no no nothin' to earn Nat loves and Boogie be angry.

Boogie bark and bark and barks and try to bite New Boy. And what do New Boy do? New Boy pretend like Boogie playing. Boogie run. Boogie bark. Boogie tackle New Boy. And still New Boy think it fun and games. New Boy and Big Baby so too much alike. No wonder Big Baby love New Boy so much.

This be Boogie declaration: Boogie no think New Boy cute. Boogie no like New Boy. Boogie hate New Boy. Boogie bigger than New Boy. Boogie must keep Nat from New Boy at all Boogie cost.

New Boy, this Boogie war.

Boogie Relates

2010-08-04T11:27:00.002-07:00

Boogie get it. Boogie totally get it:

http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/

Why humans be so lame?

Boogie Eats Somethin' So So Badness

2010-07-23T11:08:00.004-07:00

Boogie went outside to go potty and what did Boogie find? Boogie found bird. Boogie found bird that no more movin' no more. Boogie sniffed. Boogie pawed. Boogie ate. Boogie ate and ate. That what a wild Boogie would do, right? Boogie tryin' to get back to Boogie roots.

Boogie can eats most every stuff and all be good in Boogie belly. No more movin' bird made Boogie belly hurt real no no bad. In very small minute, no more movin' bird come back out of Boogie mouth. Boogie barf and barf and lots barf. Nat got mad. Real mad. When Nat saw what Boogie barfed up, Nat say, "Oh, no. No. NoNO! This is disgusting. I'm going to barf." Ok, first Nat, it not disgusting, it natural. And number 2, Nat no eat the no more movin' bird, so Boogie know Nat no have no reason to barf.

Moral of Boogie story be: Boogie wild and crazy, but Boogie keeps away from no more movin' stuffs, 'cuz no more movin' stuff too hard to eats. Boogie not never no more eat no more movin' bird again.

Boogie Injury

2010-07-14T20:53:00.005-07:00

Last week, all of sudden, Boogie feel real no no bad. Not like usual when Boogie feel bad and Boogie do somethin' so good, Nano say Boogie naughty. No, this time Boogie feel bad and lots and lots of pain. Boogie hurt in Boogie back all of sudden. It like someone pinching Boogie back all every day. Boogie just lie 'round all time, 'cuz it hurt so so much. Boogie tail won't even stay curled, that how bad. Finally, Nat and Nano start givin' Boogie lots and lots of ham and Boogie feel lots and lots of better. See? Boogie always say foods is the answer.

'Course, the good part of the hurt is that Boogie get lots of loves and the special Boogie treatment. And let Boogie tell you, even though Boogie feelin' 'lots better from magic ham, Boogie gonna milk this for all Boogie worth.

"Oh, Boogie. You poor thing. Let me carry you upstairs." Yes, good idea.

"Oh, poor Boogie. You shouldn't go down so many stairs. Let's go potty out front instead." Yes, definitely. Oh, owee. It really do hurt.

"Oh, my little poor Boogie. Do you need to sleep on our bed tonight?" Oh, yes. That will make Boogie feel little less no no bad. Pick Boogie up soft.

"Oh, my sad sad little poor poor Boogie. Careful. Don't jump from the car. I'll lift you." Ahh. Perfect. This almost the treatment Boogie always forever deserve.

Boogie Hair Loss

2010-06-19T10:04:00.006-07:00

Boogie losing Boogie hair. It coming out by the paw full. All of sudden it won't stopping leaving Boogie. What if it never stop and Boogie go bald? A bald Boogie is no Boogie. Boogie always lose 'lot of hair 'lot of time, but this be crazy.

What be more crazy is Nat. Nat say, "Oh Boogie, you are shedding like mad. Looks like it's time for your summer coat." Then Nat pull out Boogie brush. First, Boogie like to say Boogie don't need no summer coat--it hot outside and if Nat try to put coat on Boogie, Boogie will no no be happy. Number 2, Boogie hate bein' brushed. Boogie forced to stand still for so so long and lots and more pieces of Boogie leave Boogie.

Booge try to run, but Nat grab Boogie tail and Boogie gots no defense. Nat brush and brush and brush and brushbrushBRUSHbrush, brush, brush brush brushBRUSH. Ok, that 'nuf already! Boogie so beautiful. Boogie gots no more tangles. And Boogie no need no more help goin' bald.

Boogie the Impression

2010-06-12T09:37:00.003-07:00

Boogie think Boogie found a new career, besides Boogie's career in foods, of course. This Boogie's impression of a French Bulldog. Heehee.

Ahh, Boogie Double Bed

2010-05-31T16:40:00.001-07:00

Now this be what Boogie talkin' 'bout. Take that Big Baby. Boogie gots your bed and then some.

Cruelty to Boogie

2010-05-24T16:26:00.004-07:00

Boogie make no secret 'bout it, Boogie has number one love. That love be foods, all else come second. If a stranger broke into Boogie house with a gun and a cookie, Boogie be worried about the cookie. So everyone know there be two times a day that should never no-no be messed with: breakfast and dinner, foods times. So Boogie reader, take a look at the photo and hear Boogie say to Nat, you be serious? You serious gonna hold the foods above Boogie and waste Boogie's time with a picture? Serious? That just cruel. No-no, it not just cruel, it unholy, it mess with Boogie's best time.

Boogie show Nat serious. No one aint seen everything up Boogie sleeve yet.

With Great Power Come Big Punishment

2010-05-10T18:15:00.005-07:00

Boogie gots a lot of time alone again. So Boogie both lonely, bored and glad. Boogie alone, so Boogie gets to 'xplore again. And you know what that mean...that mean the cupboards must be searched. And is it Boogie fault Boogie find foods in cupboards? No, it Boogie reward. Boogie founds a lot of powders, some bitter, some sweet and some just get sticky when Boogie lick. Imagine Boogie in photo above (Boogie help your imagine by fixing photo)--that what Boogie did. It look fun, right?

Nano no think so. Nano put Boogie outside until there no more powders anywhere. And worst of all worst? Now Nat and Nano been locking Boogie in Boogie's small house when they leave Boogie's big house. This not ok. Boogie love Boogie house, but now Boogie forced and stuck in there. It's like Boogie in a zoo with no visitors. Or worse, Boogie being treated like Big Baby. As if Boogie could ever be on such low low level. Boogie gots to get Boogie's freedom. Boogie's gots to break free. 'Cuz Boogie's house no feel like home no more.

Shut Up Pinky

2010-04-26T12:32:00.000-07:00

Pinky may or no be a pug. It hard to say. But if Pinky be a pug or no pug, she lame. Listen Pinky Dubois*, ain't no way Boogie gonna cut your clothes out for you. Get your own scissors and cover up that fatty pink princess bum.

*Boogie so sure that not your real name.

Boogie Declares

2010-04-20T09:33:00.001-07:00

Up to now, Boogie been unaffiliated as far as politics go. Yes, Boogie gots opinions, but Boogie no member of no party. But Boogie recently found the Libertarians and they gots such good-girl ideas. The name be hard, so Boogie make things easier, Boogie rename them the Liberts. Here some of the Liberts good stuffs:

"We seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others."

Yes. Boogie seek that too. Liberty from the bonds of Nano rule, which always force Boogie to give up what Boogie want and need for Nano want.

We believe that respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, that force and fraud must be banished from human (and Boogie's) relationships, and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized.

Perfect. Nano force be gone. Let Boogie freedom reign, this sure to bring peace and Boogie prosperity.

The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power. (Then there was somethin' here 'bout diversity, but Boogie no no think that important--all Boogie world is good world.)

Thank you, Liberts. This just what Boogie always talkin' 'bout. No need for government over Boogie--Boogie is Boogie's own authority. See ya later, Nano.

Today Boogie declare Boogie be a Libert. Freedom of the Boogie!

Blah-hooey

2010-04-13T09:16:00.005-07:00

This never happen to Big Baby.

Boogie bath be bad enough, but Boogie sink? Nano gone lost Nano mind and Boogie be the one who pay. Boogie pay with a cold Boogie bum and Boogie fear--fear of what Nano force Boogie into next. If Nano try to put Boogie in toilet, Nano gonna get the Boogie fight of Boogie and Nano's lifes.

Conquer!

2010-03-25T15:30:00.003-07:00

Just so you know, sliding doors don't keep Boogie out.

Other things that don't keep Boogie out:

Cabinet doors
Fridge doors
Closet doors
Ziplock seal
Metal cannisters

Nat and/or Nano

Just couple days ago, Boogie ate the corner off bag of brown sugar. It was in the cabinet, but as Boogie said, cabinet doors don't keep Boogie out and Ziplock certainly don't. Boogie would have totally ate more than corner, but Boogie totally interupted.

Yes, Boogie gots in trouble. And yes, it be worth it.

This Just to Say...

2010-03-17T09:16:00.000-07:00

...that white thing is gone and Boogie no miss her at all. Big Baby totally miss Small Big Baby, but that serve Big Baby right--Big Baby shouldn't have gived Small Big Baby so much loves; Big Baby should have gived more thoughts and time to Boogie while that white thing was around. Look who smilin' now? None of the Big Babies, that who.

Boogie Demand Inequality (Again)

2010-03-13T09:56:00.003-07:00

Uh...excuse Boogie? Why am Boogie in back of car in so so small space with Big Baby? Big Baby so huge, unless Boogie stand up on back feets, Big Baby's bootie be in Boogie face. Boogie want to go for ride? Yes. Boogie want to go for ride with Big Baby bootie in Boogie face? Never.

You have no ideas how hard it be for Boogie to stand up like you see in photo when car be moving. Boogie buff, but Boogie no Hercules. Would Boogie like own private go-for-ride carriage? Yes. But Boogie not shootin' for stars. No. What Boogie demand is Big Baby stay in back where Big Baby belong and Boogie come up front to comfy alone seats, where Big Baby bootie will not be smooshed to Boogie face. This not be too much to ask. This be what right to Boogie and until Nat and Nano do this, Boogie cry and cry and cry and yell and cry and bite Big Baby and cryCRYcry all the way of go-for-ride.

Sigh Grumble Sigh

2010-03-03T15:53:00.004-07:00

Another dog has invaded Boogie's house. This dog just like Big Baby, except she small and white. What is Small Big Baby doing at Boogie's house? Why Small Big Baby here for days and days? Why this happen? Why this always happen with no permission from Boogie?

First day Boogie try to tell Small Big Baby who be boss and who's house she in. Boogie run after Small Big Baby and tell her no no a lot lot of times. Small Big Baby jump and run and barks, always want to play. And to make matters bad worst, Small Big Baby try to steal Boogie foods. Boogie no need to say how no no this be.

After few days, Boogie just ignore Small Big Baby. To Boogie, she not even there. Oh, what be that biting Boogie's ear? Must be a bug. Hmm, something growling, must be mailman. Do what you want, Small Big Baby. In the always, Boogie outlast every stuff. Boogie gots stamina. Boogie gots smarts. Boogie see how long Small Big Baby last.

Sun Booging

2010-02-18T14:37:00.002-07:00

Kong Won Battle...

2010-02-10T10:11:00.001-07:00

...but Boogie always win war.

Boogie Makes Claim

2010-02-03T16:46:00.005-07:00

There a person who look like a smaller Nat. Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's house. Boogie likes Smaller Nat, so Boogie ok with lots of Smaller Nat stuff. But after Boogie let Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's, Smaller Nat would no let Boogie up on her lap.

Uh, excuse Boogie?

This Boogie house and Boogie go where Boogie want. Boogie try lots of times to jump on Smaller Nat, but she kept saying no and block Boogie. So Boogie run, Boogie jump and prove Boogie no need permission. And to make sure there no mistake 'bout whose house this be, Boogie pee on Smaller Nat. Lots of pee. That right, Smaller Nat, Boogie claim you and your lap. Don't tell Boogie what she can't do.

Boogie Proof

2010-01-26T09:45:00.001-07:00

Boogie told and told and screamed how Big Baby be the one who have badness and here be more proofs. Big Baby one big bad girl. Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head. Big Baby gots no respect. Skinny Dancer had some no-nos, but he dead now and this head eating no-no right.

Boogie and Skinny Dancer had lots of sameness. Like as we gots older we gots more white, interesting noses, skin troubles, get-in-trouble troubles, and in case you no remember, Boogie had look taken from Skinny Dancer (even if no Boogie choice).

Biggest sameness with Boogie and Skinny Dancer be Skinny Dancer be King of Pop and Boogie be Queen of Every Stuffs. It good one of us here to keep legacy. Big Baby, you better watch out--Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head and Boogie make pay.

Skinny Dancer, rest in peace, Boogie gots it covered.

Stuck in Boogie

2010-01-20T11:41:00.001-07:00

Boogie gots somethin' stuck in Boogie throat. It feel horrible and it make Boogie cough over, over and over. Boogie hate it. Why these things always happen to Boogie?

Nat says to Boogie, "Boogie ate something naughty and now it's stuck in Boogie's throat. You see what happens when Boogie don't chew?"

Yeah, right. Boogie so sure that not true. Boogie only eat what good for Boogie and it no-no way Boogie fault somethin' stuck in Boogie's throat. And it no way Boogie issue if what Boogie eats be bigger than Boogie throat.

So, Boogie will cry if Boogie want and Boogie will blame Big Baby. She the one always do stupid stuff, not Boogie.

Nat Explores Forever

2010-01-15T11:31:00.003-07:00

Nat been gone way long forever. She been gone for lots of Boogie dinners and breakfasts and lots of sun comes up and sun goes 'way. Boogie wait and wait every night at tops of stairs and Nat no come. This absolute ridiculous. Nat did not approve this long-forever-time exploring with Boogie. Nat gonna get a spanking and put in bed soon as she come home to Boogie. This no-no bad girl. This no way to treat Boogie.

Death by No Foods

2010-01-09T08:26:00.002-07:00

Umm. Boogie ready. Boogie pretty sure Nat be blind, 'cuz this face say it all everything: Gives Boogie dinner. Give it now. Boogie SO hungry starving dying. Boogie not last one minute without foods.

No, Boogie not last one more second. Not an hour. No months. No no nothing no hows no way. Boogie be dead from no 'nuf foods. Boogie dead. Boogie keep telling Nat. Give foods or Boogie die. Gasp. Coughs.

Boogie dead!!!! Dead! OHHH. Dying Boogie DEADDEAD! Dead.

Give Boogie dinner. Now.

Or Boogie do it. Boogie do it. Boogie die again.

Happy New Boogie Year!

2010-01-06T11:01:00.006-07:00

It 2010, the year of the Boogie.

Remember when you making resolves, Boogie should be part of every new year goals. So get goin' and let Boogie know what good stuffs you plans to do for Boogie in Boogie year and try to use the words "chocolate."

http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-pug-cake-50-21122832.jpg

What Bullpoops

2009-12-27T08:51:00.007-07:00

Here is Love box. Boogie found Love box in Nano's stuffs, 'cuz Boogie be super explorer. Boogie know there be chocolate in that Love box, Boogie smell it and Boogie want it. Stupid Love box won't give it up. Love box is worse than Kong.

Boogie tried and worked and bites and scratch with all Boogie skills, and still Love box no give Boogie chocolate. No way this thing be real Love box. Love box no give no love. What bullpoops.

Boogie Don't Want to Hear a Word

2009-12-13T00:20:00.007-07:00

Shut up. It cold outside. Someone got to keep Boogie warm.

Cuddles with Big Baby be better than no cuddles no where.

Ughhh

2009-12-01T10:11:00.001-07:00

Another thing Boogie no thankful for.

Thankfulness

2009-11-29T13:04:00.004-07:00

Reading Boogie blog, you maybe think Boogie unthankful, but that no true. Boogie be thankful, but Boogie no be stupid thankful. Boogie be top thankful, mid thankful, low thankful and no thankful.

Boogie top thankful for:
- Foods when sun come up
- Foods when sun go down
- Treats
- Bones
- Boogie cuteness
- Boogie bed
- Boogie house
- Foods Nat and Nano drop on floor and Boogie grab with Boogie speed

Boogie mid thankful for:
- Loves
- Nat
- Nano

Boogie low thankful for:
- Big Baby
- Boogie medicines

Boogie no thankful for:
- cold white stuff on ground
- spankings for Boogie protest against cold white stuff and Boogie going potty on Boogie carpet
- Boogie itch itch itch
- Boogie mole under Boogie armpit (one scratch and it blood, blood, blood--Boogie way more strong than Boogie mole)

Even Camera Know It

2009-11-21T16:43:00.005-07:00

You see how this picture show Boogie in focus and Big Baby is big blur? That 'cuz even camera know Boogie is most important and Big Baby is big stupid.

Ah, Boogie Loves

2009-11-17T10:20:00.003-07:00

Sometimes, loves is all Boogie need.

It a very short time before Boogie need other stuffs, but it still a time.

Boogie Queen of Mountain

2009-11-04T11:56:00.002-07:00

It called survival of fittest.

Happy Halloween or Worst Holiday of Boogie Year

2009-11-01T11:10:00.009-07:00

Do Boogie need to say how lame it be to dress a dog up like a dog?

And then when Boogie think she free of being a double dog, Boogie get dressed up like a yellow who-know-what.

Halloween be great in Boogie theory, 'cuz there be lots of chocolate and treats for nuthin', but in Boogie real world, Boogie no get no free chocolate, but do get forced to lots of stupid costumes.

Stupid Silver Thing

2009-10-24T16:28:00.006-07:00

Nat and Nano always stare at stupid silver things. The silver things are square and stupid and Nat and Nano sits for hours with stupid silver things.

It ridiculous. Why stare at stupid silver thing when they could be loving, playing, or treating Boogie?

Boogie try to get Nat and Nano to stop, Boogie try hard. Boogie try long. Boogie try so long and hard, Boogie fall night night.

Why no sit and stare at Boogie? Boogie way more better than stupid silver thing.

Boogie Bringing Sexy Back?

2009-09-21T13:26:00.000-07:00

Not in this outfit Boogie not.

People? Please. This bad-girl ridiculous. Boogie no need collar. Boogie no need dress shirt. Boogie no need anchors sewn to no-needed shirt.

Plus, you have no no idea how much it scratch Boogie itch.

Boogie and Kong Reunion

2009-09-14T12:20:00.000-07:00

Kong been missing for way so so long time, like years probably. Boogie knew Kong would not leave Boogie for good. It only a matter of time before Kong come crawlin' back to Boogie paws.

Kong, Boogie glad you be back. Now hand over Boogie's treats.

Big Baby New Bed. No. Boogie New Bed.

2009-09-09T09:53:00.000-07:00

Silly Nano bought Big Baby a new bed. First all, yeah right. What Nano thinkin'? All new things be Boogie's first, then Big Baby can use them when 'nother new thing come. It called hand-Boogie's-down.

Numbers 2: Big Baby such a big baby. She don't dare get whole Big Baby body on new bed.

So, third number 3, Boogie show Big Baby how it be done and how Big Baby should be doin' it when newer new big bed brought to Boogie house.

Boogie Could Apologize

2009-09-05T16:55:00.006-07:00

Boogie maybe say sorry for bein' gone for long time, but this Boogie blog. Deal.

Nat been home way lots more. She no go 'xploring every day like before. At first Boogie thought this good, but Boogie now have no time for Boogie plans. Nat keep stoppin' Boogie long before Boogie start.

Boogie must be much quick when Nat do leave. Boogie went to whole lots of work to get in cupboard, Boogie pull every stuff out and what did Boogie get for all Boogie trouble? Paper stuffs, black bitter stuffs, and locked in Boogie house for so so long times. Nat said to think 'bout what Boogie did. Yeah, Boogie thoughts about it. It be a Boogie trap. Black bitter stuffs smell so so good and Boogie use good-girl skills to get it. Then what? Black stuff is no no bad treat. What a crock.

Is Boogie sorry? Yeah, Boogie sorry. Boogie sorry Boogie waste all good work for nothin'.

Oops Boog Did it Again

2009-07-03T10:26:00.005-07:00

Ha ha ha! Boogie got into foods closet, again. Ha ha to all Nats and Nanos who think they can keep Boogie down. That silly note on the door no help. Tellin' Boogie no-no no help. Spanking Boogie no help. And those silly talks with Boogie certainly no help. Boogie will always win: Boogie gots passion and Boogie never give up Boogie beliefs. Soon as you learn that, things be 'lot easier for you sillies.

Boogie Be Bad and Boogie Belly Feel Good

2009-06-30T17:30:00.000-07:00

Boogie belly feel so good after Boogie opened closet door, got into foods closet and tip over Boogie's foods and eat all spilled foods, Boogie still want more. Boogie 'xplored all over house and kitchen, tryin' to find more foods. That how good the Boogie break in was.

Next morning Boogie so, so hungry, Boogie cry and cry. That how hungry Boogie was.

Oh foods, Boogie love you. Give Boogie more sweet belly love.

'Portance of Boogie Bark

2009-06-22T11:58:00.000-07:00

When there be a ding-dong or a knocking at Boogie front door, Boogie bark. This important. For sake of Nat and Nano, let Boogie 'xplain. If someone at door that Boogie like and know, Boogie bark tell them yes, Boogie be home, hold on and Boogie be with you soon. If someone at door that Boogie no like or no know, Boogie bark tell them, yes, Boogie home and you be scared, SCRAM! you no welcome.

So dumbsicles, stop tellin' Boogie to shush. Boogie bark important. Boogie bark keep you safe.

Someone Stole Boogie's Green Stuff

2009-06-17T13:51:00.004-07:00

This picture of Boogie when Boogie's yard was still good and padded in green. This what Boogie's yard look like now:

Dirt dirty dirt. This horrible. Who would do such thing to Boogie yard? Where Boogie's green padding go? Where all Boogie go potty spots go? How Nano and Nat let somethin' like this happen? There no way to go potty without touching dirt. It disgusting. It like Boogie third-class. As if.

Boogie's Trouble with Itchees

2009-06-08T15:28:00.004-07:00

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick paw.

Itch itch.
Boogie chew paw.

Itch.
Nano say stop.

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick and bite and paw squeaks.

Nano say STOP. Boogie stop.

Itch itch ITCH ITCH. Boogie start licks. ITCH ITCHERY ITCHEROO. Boogie chew chew CHEWCHEW.
Itch.

Nat yell.
Boogie soft itchy. Lick lick.
Itchy...itch. ITCH. Boogie chews.

Itcheee! Nat yell and hold out dreaded head cone.
Boogie stop.

'Til Nat and Nano go 'xploring.

Shh. Boogie itch.

Boogie Barf Lots

2009-05-15T10:12:00.005-07:00

Boogie love Boogie's mini house--it Boogie's little house inside Boogie's big house. It Boogie's safe place. Boogie go there when Big Baby too much for to take (which be lots). When Boogie go night-night, Boogie get locked in Boogie's house. Mostly it not bad, 'cuz Boogie like Boogie's house. But it no no good when Boogie sick, 'cuz Boogie stuck. So what Boogie to do when Boogie gots barf? This Boogie's dilemma for other night. Boogie had to barf all over Boogie house--it vomit explosion. Gross. Lots gross.

Nat found barfy Boogie and barfy Boogie house in morning. Boogie had to have Boogie bath and then Boogie barf more in bath. Boogie shaky--Boogie no even want Boogie foods and that be saddest Boogie.

Boogie now feelin' better for foods. Nat and Nano cleaned out Boogie's house, but it still smell nucky. Boogie no no like it. Boogie no like Boogie's house no more. Boogie need new house. Boogie no dig nucky smells in Boogie house.

Kong Keeps Boogie Busy

2009-05-13T13:38:00.005-07:00

Boogie love and hate Kong. Kong has Boogie treats, but Kong tries to keep Boogie's treats from Boogie--Boogie have to work to get treats out. Boogie try try try for hours. Boogie lost lots of fat tryin' for Kong.

Kong, you know Boogie win in end, so just give treats up.

Water. What it Good for?

2009-04-30T17:43:00.000-07:00

Boogie given up water. What point? Water take up space in Boogie belly that should be used for foods. So stop askin' "Want some water, Boogie? Aren't you thirsty?" Boogie don't care if it's clean and fresh. Gimme somethin' Boogie can chew on. Somethin' meaty. Somethin' smelly. Somethin' worth Boogie's time and stomach space.

Reasons for to Reconsider Bird Poo

2009-04-19T17:09:00.004-07:00

This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.

Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:

It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.

One of Boogie mottos: try to try and get into somethin' new every day. Maybe it your day to try snack of poo.

This Just to Say...

2009-04-11T15:39:00.002-07:00

Sometimes Boogie like to bite Big Baby thigh. Just jump up and give a good chomp.

It That Time of Year

2009-04-09T22:23:00.000-07:00

It that good time of year when cold white stuff go away and little girls in green outfits come 'round with so so good cookies.

'Course Boogie still on special-diet (when Nat and Nano are looking), but how can Boogie resist one-time-a-year cookies? 'Specially when Boogie know where they be and how to get.

Boogie was at the house where everyone look like Nat and saw where one-time-a-year cookies were kept. Next week Boogie again at house where everyone look like Nat and the universe wanted Boogie to have cookies, Boogie know for sure, 'cuz everyone who look like Nat, Nat, and Nano all left Boogie (and BigBig dog) alone with knowledge of where cookies be.

Boogie open cupboard, get once-a-year cookies (lots of boxes), tear open, and eat. Oooh Universe, thank you. Boogie mean, Boogie would got cookies anyway, somehow, with or without Universe help, but Boogie not gonna turn down good-girl fortune.

In end, Boogie got two boxes of once-a-year cookies and shared with BigBig dog that lives at the house where everyone looks like Nat. As bonus extra, bones for chewing be in same cupboard with cookies.

See? Universe smiling on Boog.

See Nat and Nano? Universe no think Boogie bad girl. Universe agree with Boogie needs and not with no no bad diets.

Mmm, Toasty

2009-03-31T18:33:00.000-07:00

Boogie love to sit by heat vents. It be all warm and blowy warm. Boogie found a huge heat vent that's warmer and lasts longer than small floor ones. Boogie sit right up next to it and luva the heat--so so good.

Unlike other Boogie house heaters, this one sometimes be open, open enough for Boogie to fit. So Boogie stick her head in to for extra toasty-ness. It feel great, like sunshine. So who know why Nat force Boogie out. Once Nat leave for all-day 'xploring, Boogie do it again and would you know? Nano force Boogie out and shut doors to Boogie's giant heat vent. Jerk.

Today while Nat not watchin' Boogie put head in and it still toasty lovely, then Boogie put feets in and try to figure where the barbeque smell comin' from. Boogie think it the best heat vent of all time: toasty and gives foods. 'Course Nat yell at Boogie as soon as Boogie start 'xploring the smell and force Boogie out of heat vent before Boogie find foods. But no no worry, Boogie will find way to get to heats and barbeque.

Who wanna bring the buns?

Boogie Minty Fresh

2009-03-17T09:25:00.003-07:00

This picture show other thing Boogie did on Boogie-cation. Boogie tryin' to get better breath. Nano always say how bad it be.

And serious, Boogie try anything at now point. Special-diet is no no bad pits. Think 'bout it. What if you had to eat one thing over and over and that all you got? Even if it somethin' good like hamburger, imagine eatin' hamburger and only hamburger for every foods, every treat for weeks and weeks. Boogie promise, you be sick of burger. (Oh what Boogie would give or take for hamburger right now... sweet sweet hamburger....)

So yes, while on Boogie-cation, Boogie jump in Nano's seat while Nano and Nat out of car and Boogie ate hunk of Nano's gum, foil and all stuffs.

You don't know what it like. Don't judge Boogie.

Boogie-cation

2009-03-13T10:19:00.009-07:00

Boogie went on a trip. For most part it was great. Boogie got to 'xplore lots and climb up stuffs and go for lots of rides.

One big bad: while Boogie 'xploring Boogie stepped on something that left pokey things all over Boogie paw, Boogie leg, Boogie belly, and Boogie sweater. This last time to see Boogie in this sweater--it no no be saved, so full of small pokes.

Nat and Nano took forever to get all pokes out of Boogie. Boogie kept trying to tell, "Hey, this good. Boogie deal." But oh no, every time Boogie try to relieve them of their remove-poker duties, they yell at Boogie, "No! Stop it. No. Stay still. Nono. NooOOO!!!" Talk 'bout boring times.

Boogie have one more story from Boogie-cation, but that for later.

Should Boogie Be Offended?

2009-03-02T08:48:00.002-07:00

Turns out, Buffy vampires modeled after Boogie. Should Boogie be offended? Boogie choose no. Buffy vampires be powerful and get what they want. Boogie down with that. Plus, you know how many times Boogie wanted to bite some humans in last few weeks? Lots. Special-diet makes Boogie cranky.

Boogie Hate That Word

2009-02-23T13:05:00.006-07:00

Last night Boogie went to house where everyone look like Nat. Usually at house where everyone look like Nat, Boogie get lots of love and most 'portant, Boogie get lots of treats and foodz. But no last night. Last night everyone kept using the word "special-diet." And no one would give Boogie any stuffs and when stuffs fell on floor, Boogie picked up so so fast by Nat or Nat look-alike, Boogie no have time to take. But all other dogs take take take, and taunt Boogie with tongue smacking and drools of all found stuffs.

House where everyone look like Nat is house where Boogie gets stuff Boogie's heart desire, until yesterday and that horrible word "special-diet."

Boogie been on diet (or so Nano think) for over two years, but why now "special-diet?" Special-diet ruins Boogie life. Boogie no care what doctor say, Boogie no want to live without Boogie's number one love: foodz, all every kind of foodz.

Boogie Gots Cold Feets

2009-02-19T22:14:00.002-07:00

Here's somethin' no ones sees often: Boogie's wet paws. Boogie hates gettin' feets wet or cold or dirty or any combine of those. But here Boogie proves, when situation be dire, Boogie will get Boogie's foots wet like any insane Big Baby.

Happy Valentine's Day

2009-02-14T09:00:00.001-07:00

Nat and Nano, Boogie hope Boogie's message perfect clear.

What the Bleep?!

2009-02-12T18:15:00.008-07:00

Boogie found something out. Nat and Nano made valentines and this year Boogie not on valentine. Who in picture if not Boogie, you ask? Big Baby, that who. Um, no. This worst disaster since Big Baby came to stay in Boogie house. Last year Boogie had to be on valentine with Big Baby and that bad 'nuf, but now Boogie been outed. This no fly. As you see, whole thing be no no bad.

Well, Boogie show them. Boogie show Big Baby. Boogie show you. Watch out stupid world of heart and pink and nummy treats and sweets frosting, it Boogie's turn to show who should be valentine and be on every valentine, every year and all time.

Just give Boogie little time.

Boogie's Loss is Boogie's Gain

2009-02-05T11:40:00.004-07:00

Boogie lost three teeth in matter of minutes and so can you with doctor's help. Boogie highly rec'mend. You have no idea what missing. Boogie didn't neither. Since Boogie's loss of tooths, Boogie full energy. Boogie feel like puppy again. Since Boogie not so tired, Boogie have time for all Boogie ideas. Boogie got into cupboard again and got some white powdery stuffs out. It not taste as good as chocolate powder, but still good. Boogie more ambitious without teeths, so Boogie pull it into several places in Boogie's house. Best news is the carpet still tastes like sweet even after days of Big Baby licking and licking Boogie's good job. 'Course, Boogie got in no no bad trouble--more spanks, more yells, more time outs.

Day after powder play, Boogie pulled out everything in Nat's bag, but nothing for eats there, so Boogie left it. Same day Boogie open different cupboard and pull out bottle of blue water stuffs. It opened right up for Boogie on floor. It turn out not to be foods, so Boogie left that too.

Boogie so excited 'bout Boogie's new body. Don't wait. Lose three teeths today and you can do like Boogie.

3 Boogie Teeths Gone

2009-01-26T12:18:00.013-07:00

The doctor took 3 of Boogie's teeths, not 1, but 3. This seem like big rip off. Number 1, Boogie not prepared to give up so much of Boogie. Number 2, doctor didn't even give Boogie teeths for Tooth Fairy to come and give Boogie stuffs. Even if the teeths was diseased and broked, Tooth Fairy no care, he still give me the goods, but no teeth, no goods.

Doctor said Boogie would just want to go home and go sleep after tooth taking, 'cause of all the night night drugs and pain meds. Doctor mis-underestimate Boogie. Boogie could barely walk, Boogie couldn't even hold up own tail, but Boogie stay awake and demanded Boogie foods. It was hard day--Boogie deserved good stuffs, even if Boogie have fewer teeths for chews. If you look close you can see blood on Boogie's jowls--it take a real woman to eat foods in such condition.

Boogie Demand Inequality

2009-01-20T16:22:00.001-07:00

Big Baby got it in that big, hairy black head of hers that Big Baby deserve equality. Pshhh. This silliest thing Boogie heard in long time. Silliest since Nano said if Boogie don't listen, Nano gonna give Boogie to gypsies, (then even most silliest Nano adopted Big Baby, his very own gypsy).

Anyways, usually in morning time, Boogie pretend to still be night night when Nat let Big Baby out to go potty. This give Boogie lots of time to get Boogie aloneness and also some love time. Well, stupid Big Baby won't go potty without Boogie anymore. Big Baby wants all to be equal. Look at this face. Do this look like the face of a Boogie who lookin' for equality? Boogie demand inequality and Boogie demand Nat to push Big Baby outside and restore Boogie's system.

Once again, Big Baby find way to ruin Boogie's mojo.

Sahhrry

2009-01-18T19:30:00.002-07:00

Boogie had no idea that the pug video game Boogie posted made noise. Boogie heard the music and wanted to scream. Sahhrry you had to hear that. No more pug games on Boogie site.

Boogie Gots a Broked Tooth

2009-01-12T12:03:00.004-07:00

When Boogie went to doctor, Boogie given lots of medicines. Boogie's medicines take long time in morning and at night night, but good things is Boogie's lots less itch. Boogie's bum is free of diaper--that's 'nother New Year's resolution crossed off.

Other thing doctor found was Boogie's broked molar. It broked right in half and look real bad and yes, smell real real bad. In a couple weeks Boogie gots to remove--that gonna suck, but at least Boogie no have to pay for it. (Boogie not even sorry Nano have to pay. Boogie pay for so much of Nano's bad man doings.)

Boogie would show you picture of Boogie's nucky tooth, 'xcept Boogie don't let no one in Boogie's mouth, except doctor with hands of strong and force.

Boogie Did Something So Good and Got in Trouble So Bad

2009-01-07T21:49:00.008-07:00

Boogie 'xplored Boogie's way into new cupboard while Nat and Nano were away for all-day 'xplorin. It only fair that Boogie should 'xplore too. Boogie found a big container of chocolate powder--lots and lots of dry, small chocolate. 'Course it no easy for Boogie to get container open, but Boogie credit the Kong for giving needed skills to get small chocolates out of closed canister. Boogie ates and ates and ates. It heaven.

Until Nano came home that is. Then it was NoNo Bad Girl and he get SOOOooo mad at Boogie. He even put Boogie in the cupboard and say something like, "If you like it in here, stay in here." Um. Duh. Boogie don't like it in the cupboard, Boogie like what in cupboard for eats. And also plus, what in cupboard help Boogie fulfill New Year's resolute: eat better.

Boogie didn't even eat all of the dry chocolate. Boogie totally left some for later, so get over it.

Time to Resolute

2009-01-02T11:09:00.005-07:00

Here is what Boogie resolute for New Year:

1. Go to doctor no so much.
This not goin' to be easy and Boogie startin' out all wrong. Boogie gots to go to doctor today--only second day of year.

2. Eat better.
Boogie diet now is sad, bad. All Boogie gets is dog foods, water, raw hides, and milk bones. Sorry. That so low class. Sure, sometime Boogie supplements and eat what around bird cage or remove perfectly good food from garbage can. But really, Boogie need some better cuisine--like meat, cookies, chocolate, bread...Boogie could go on and on.

3. Get rid of itch itch and diaper.
Maybe doctor help, but who know 'cause she not do much so far. Boogie go check today anyway. If Boogie get rid of itch itch, maybe Nat and Nano stop loud saying so much. It so loud and so interupting. Good thing Boogie good at ignore. Boogie no want to bum scoot, but Boogie gots no option. If itch itch go, then Boogie stop scoots. It all up to itch itch and doctor. So, Nat and Nano, stop actin' like it Boogie problem--Boogie gots not choice in matter. So take this bleepin' diaper off Boogie!

4. More Love.
And by more love, Boogie mean less love for Big Baby. Boogie not talkin' love from Boogie to Big Baby--that low already. Boogie talkin' love from Nat and Nano to Big Baby. The more love that go to Big Baby, the less love there be for Boogie. That just no right. So take love from Big Baby and Boogie get more.

5. Figure out Kong.
Boogie have a couple of kong toys and they really pissing Boogie off. Kong hides Boogie's treats and won't give them up. Boogie have to paw and paw and cry and cry and hit and slide and roll and chew for Kong to give up the goods. So annoying. It's Boogie's treats, so hand it over. Boogie goal to figure out how to get Kong to give up goods much faster or not take away in first place.

Boogie wish you happy new year. Come over to Boogie's to celebrate and bring Boogie stuffs.

p.s. What all these books doin'? Nat get so angreeee when Boogie step on them, but um, hello, they on Boogie's floor, so Nat, pick books up. That be your resolute.

Tagged, Sealed, Delivered: Boogie Yours

2008-12-10T14:52:00.009-07:00

Boogie tagged by Still Blinking. Boogie don't know Still Blinking, but totally want Still Blinking's carmels.

5 Things Boogie was doing 10 years ago...
1.) Boogie be only six in people years, so if Boogie go with that, Boogie was not doin' nothing.
2.) Or if Boogie believe in reincarnation, Boogie was queen of small island where foods was abundant and all Boogie's. Mmm. That good other life.
3.) In dog years Boogie was startin' to go gray 10 years ago--Boogie blame Big Baby's arrival.
4.) In dog years Boogie had a cyst removed from newly gray face--still gots scar.
5.) In dog years Boogie also had girl parts removed, to make sure Boogie never be Mama Boogie. Boogie got too much to do to be weighed with puppies--even if they cute little babies like Boogie.

5 Things on Boogie's "To-Do" list today...
1.) Avoid Go Potty outside
2.) Eat foods, lots times
3.) Get this bleepin' diaper off Boogie's rear
4.) Shake this bleepin' cone off Boogie's neck
5.) Go night-night, few times

5 Snacks I enjoy...
1.) Chocolate, which be forbidden. So stupid Nano. Couple years ago (people years) Boogie ate whole box of chocolates at Christmas and nothin' happened, so what big deal?
2.) Boogie treats (milk bones)
3.) Special treats (bread with hidden Boogie meds)
4.) Cheez
5.) Citrus

5 Things Boogie do if Boogie were a Millionaire...
1.) Make Nat and Nano stay with Boogie all day, every day--no more 'xploring all day with excuse that it the only way to pay for Boogie's foods.
2.) Buy lots and lots of Boogie treats.
3.) Buy Rocky Mountain Chocolate
4.) Buy chauffeur to take Boogie to the house where everyone looks like Nat. and everyone gives Boogie lots of treats and loves.
5.) Buy someone to get rid of all cold white wet stuff.

5 Places I've Lived...
1.) Logan
2.) Salt Lake
3.) Murray
4.) 1st Boogie's House
5.) Better Boogie's House

5 Jobs I've Had
1.) CEO of Boogie House
2.) Garbage sorter
3.) Go Potty Outside NOW
4.) Good Girl
5.) NoNo Bad Girl

Going Off the Meds

2008-12-04T09:32:00.005-07:00

Boogie went off allergy pills. Bad things happened. Boogie got so itchy ('specially Boogie's bum), then Nat and Nano got stupid and force Boogie into bad, bad accessories. This no kind of look for the holidays.

Boogie back on allergy pills.

Take Look at Boogie Collar

2008-11-19T10:07:00.000-07:00

Who can get married and who can't? Well, Boogie can't for first thing. But Boogie can't wear marriage jewelries, 'cause Boogie no gots fingers. Boogie no want to be tied down to lame-o man or lady dog anyway. But what 'bout all those peoples with fingers?

Take look at Boogie's necklace. That some pretty good color scheme and Boogie and you and everyones knows who gave us those colors. With such a gift to community, those peoples should be able to do what they want with who they want, when they want, and make sure to invite Boogie for some nummy weddin' cakes. In Boogie opinion, it no matter who gets to say "Me do, me don't, me will, me won't" or who gets to cut the cakes, as long as Boogie gets a piece--lots of piece.

Boogie Got the Look

2008-11-18T13:52:00.007-07:00

With a face like this, Boogie don't have to be good or nice or kind or obedient or even smell good. All Boogie have to do is look. Boogie looks cute and Boogie get love and treats and much, much more. Go ahead, judge Boogie's book by Boogie's cover, then give Boogie everything Boogie look like Boogie deserve.

Boogie Continue to Outperform

2008-11-09T11:55:00.003-07:00

They no think Boogie would do it, but Boogie did. Boogie totally did. Nat and Nano thought Boogie would pass up whole banana with skins. Nope. Boogie ates every banana stuff.

Boogie showed them.

Eyeball Woes

2008-11-05T12:08:00.004-07:00

Boogie gots something much more 'portant to talk 'bouts than fact that Old Dude totally should have listened to Boogie. Boogie gots serious eye problems. It hard to say what happened. All Boogie know is that there be lots of itches and scratchin' goin' on and maybe Boogie hit Boogie in eye during the scratches. Who know. More likely that Big Baby totally whack Boogie in eye with her hairy fat paw. Owe. Can't believe Big Baby do such thing. Now Boogie gots sad, sad eyeball and Nat make it worse by putin' drops of stingy stuff in Boogie eyeball. As if.

Guess Boogie needs to go to doctor, again.

p.s. That picture of Boogie on Halloween. Again, as if. Definitely not costume Boogie choose. If Boogie get pick, Boogie be somethin' way powerful, not lame sissy ladybug. Maybe pink Poweranger or power-exec. Barbie.

Boogie Baths No Good

2008-10-20T09:16:00.004-07:00

Boogie aware that Boogie baths make Boogie look goods and smell like good stuffs and gets rid of itch itch itch, but Boogie still no like Boogie baths. Boogie don't know how Nat and Nano do the bath so much. It wear Boogie out just to thinks 'bout it.

The good thing 'bout Boogie bath is when done, Boogie feel charged up and run 'round house with super speed over and over. Big Baby always tryin' to play with Boogie when Boogie in middle of super speed and Boogie say, "Hey Big fatty Baby, get out of way, Boogie got super speed works to do." Big Baby NEVER listen.

Lesson: Get Peoples From One Place to 'Nother

2008-10-17T08:45:00.007-07:00

Boogie's latest good idea be this: if Nat not where Boogie want Nat to be, Boogie go where Boogie want Nat to be and Boogie bark, bark, bark. Bark pattern be 'lot important. Boogie keep perfect timed bark with good loudness--like good drummer--Nat can't ignore. Consistent the key.

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When Nat come to see what Boogie doing, that when Boogie win--Boogie move Nat where Boogie want, no heavy lift needed. This 'specially good to get Nat 'cross long distance, like downstairs upstairs.

Try it. Boogie sure it work on most peoples. Just gotta 'member three things for Boogie plan: intensity, persistency, consistency.

Boogie Unveils

2008-10-16T11:36:00.002-07:00

Boogie revamp this place. Boogie been on blog for 'while and Boogie sick of all that pinks. Boogie create much sessier place with some cool tones to get Boogie ready for coming badness of cold white stuff on ground. It may get ucky outside-go-potty, but it be yay-good-girl here.

Serious? Old Dude, You in 'Lots Trouble

2008-10-10T10:19:00.010-07:00

Turns out, Boogie totally be better vice president choice than Mrs. Alaska. That chick crazy and let Boogie tell you, Boogie gots more 'xperience than Mrs. Alaska and Boogie say stuffs better. But Old Dude is old and he gots a fancy for hot dames on two legs.

Anyway, Boogie hate to be 'lots political, but serious, Maverick a funny little movie, but no-no good to build campaign 'round. That poker player a sessy dude, but we all heard what Sessy Poker Player say 'bout Jews. Old Dude needs Jew votes to win. Duh.

Also, Old Dude, you gots to stop jokin' 'round 'bout Mr. Could-Be-President makin' friends with bombers. This serious stuffs. But Boogie guess if Old Dude really serious 'bout bein' Mr. President, Old Dude would pick Boogie for VP, a classy lady on four legs.

This Frightens

2008-09-30T09:37:00.002-07:00

700 billions? That 'lot 'lot money. These companies no give Boogie nothin' so Boogie not interested. What Boogie worried 'bout: if all these moneys go to companies, what 'bout Boogie? What 'bout Boogie treats and foods? Will stuffs still be left for Boogie?

Everyones gots to take big, long stare in future and if Boogie not perfect content, it no-no bad.

2008-09-18T08:15:00.013-07:00

This all Big Baby say since yesterday. Big Baby such a baby.

Don't Take Boogie's Guns

2008-09-18T08:15:00.005-07:00

Boogie gonna say few words 'bout why Boogie concerned 'bout Mr. Could-Be-President.

Boogie heard some rumors. Boogie hear Mr. Could-Be-President gonna take Boogie's guns away. This horrible. How can Mr. Could-Be-President take away all of Boogie's protection? It completely no-American. If guns be taken, America be like China. China where Boogie roots be, but it too strict and squishy for Boogie.

Old Dude want Boogie have guns. That what Boogie want to hear. Boogie not saying Old Dude be good Mr. President. Oh no. Boogie see clear that Old Dude one No-No from forever night-night. If Old Dude go forever night-night, there be no Mr. President, there be Ms. President. Boogie all for a Ms. President, but not a Ms. President from place where cold, white stuff on gound all time. White stuff bad and white stuff everywhere all time make for lots of no-no's and bad girls. Boogie don't even like to go potty on white stuff.

Clear thing that gotta happen: Mr. Could-Be-President gots to let pugs have guns. Boogie no have gun, but what if Boogie want gun and can't no gets gun? Boogie wants what she wants when she wants. That why Boogie great American.

Somthin' Else From Blog World

2008-09-17T07:57:00.005-07:00

Here be 'nother game from blog world, so you can see more 'bout Boogie.

I am... hungry.

I miss... foods.

I think... Boogie needs more stuffs.

I know... what Boogie want. Boogie always know what Boogie want. Boogie never unsure.

I want... you to bring me some foods--somethin' good.

I have... itch, itch, scratch.

I search... for foods and spiders.

I wish... someone would give Boogie more treats and take Boogie for ride.

I hate... not gettin' 'nuf treats.

I am... still hungry.

I fear... heights and not gettin' 'nuf foods.

I always... hungry.

I love... foods and loves (when Boogie want them).

I feel... hungry.

I hear... Big Baby.

I smell... Big Baby.

I wonder... 'bout Big Baby.

I care... 'bout foods and Nat and Nano (as long as they give me stuffs).

I regret... nuffin'.

I am... Boogie.

I believe... in power of Boogie.

I dance... for foods and when Nat or Nano come home from 'xplorin'.

I write... Boogie blog.

I win... at every stuff.

I never... a bad girl. Always good girl.

I listen... when Nano tell Boogie what Boogie want to hear or when Nano going to spank.

I can... do every stuffs.

I am... hungriest than ever.

Tag Boogie It

2008-09-09T09:44:00.021-07:00

Boogie tryin' somethin' new. Boogie been tagged and Boogie gonna do it 'cause it got pictures. The deal be that Boogie gots to answer questions 'bout Boogie with picture from Google search. Nothin' better than findin' out more 'bout Boogie.

1- My first name.

2-My Middle Name.

3- My Last Name

4-My age.

(Boogie way look better than this pug--who know how old it is.)

5- Favorite Vacation Spot.

6- A Past Love.

7- College Major.

8- If I was going to do it all over?

9- Where did I grow up?

10- Where do I live now?

11- A Past Pet.

12- A friend's nickname:

13-My First Job:

14- Favorite Food?

15- My Favorite Color:

16- What am I doing right now?

17- A Bad Habit of mine:

Boogie Fix Olympics

2008-08-27T08:12:00.008-07:00

Olympics just ended. Boogie thoughts they good. It was good to see Boogie's homeland and lots and lots of Boogie's people won lots of medals. Boogie's people jump high and point toes like good girls. 'Course, Boogie think of stuffs that help Olympics.

Number first: New category of Olympics should be Bone Chew. If this be sport in 2008 Olympics, Boogie would been with Boogie's people and won gold treat--'cuz not no one can chew like Boogie chew.

Second: The treat for winning gots to change. As of now, the winning three get a medal of metal--gold, silver, and bronze. This not good treat for winner. Winners work way hard on stuffs for long time, then they gets a piece of metal for doing best tricks of whole world. No matter what color that piece of metal, it no-no bad treat--nobodies can eat metal.

New medals be made of foods and the foods be Frito-Lay foods. All Boogie's best good-girl tricks 'cuz of Frito-Lay training--crunchy, salt treats are really motivation. Boogie trained for Shake with Cheetos. Boogie learned Roll Over with Rold Gold. Play Dead training came by Fritos. Play Dead is so so hard, but Fritos so so good, Boogie get strength 'nuf to pull it out in end.

Here how it work. Bronze medal change to Cheeto medal. Silver to Dorrito and gold to Frito. (Boogie would say silver change to Rold Gold pretzel, but Boogie want medals of rhyme.)

Boogie know from 'xperience, if winners treats change to Frito-Lay stuffs, competition be up couple notch.

Boogie Did Something. Boogie Will Never Tell.

2008-08-20T13:25:00.004-07:00

100 stuffs 'bout Boogie

2008-08-19T15:09:00.001-07:00

In blogworld there be new trend where blogger list 100 stuffs 'bout self. Boogie thinks this be perfect way to get back to blogging and since Boogie so so complex, this perfect for layin' it on line. Here go:

1. Boogie been on diet for two years. This no not Boogie's choice.
2. Boogie let Nano think Boogie on diet. Boogie supplement. You probably wonder how Boogie find more foods. Let Boogie tell you, Boogie got moves you ain't never seen before.
3. Boogie almost love Big Baby and Boogie not proud.
4. Ok, ok, between Boogie and blogospehere, Boogie love Big Baby, but Boogie no not always like Big Baby. Boogie never say this stuffs outloud.
5. Nat still Boogie's toy. Boogie owns Nat and Nano thinks he owns Boogie. Nat not always good toy.
6. Front outside of Boogie's house much better for go-potty than back outside of Boogie's house.
7. When cold white stuff on ground, both front and back of Boogie's house no no good for go-potty.
8. When cold white stuff on ground, Boogie sometime go-potty inside Boogie's house. Nano let Nat go inside Boogie's house--why not Boogie?
9. At the house where lots of people look like Nat, there is new dog (who Boogie will talk about more 'nother time). Big Brown is bad, bad naughty girl. Big Brown is ruining Boogie's Sundays. Big Brown called "No-No" more than Boogie or Big Baby.
10. When Nat unlock Boogie bed in the morning, sometime Boogie pretend to be night-night still, so Boogie get loves before outside-go-potty.
11. How many more these Boogie gotta write?
12. In Boogie life, Boogie had 587 ear infections. (Boogie not sure on that number, but Boogie had whole lot.)
13. When Boogie was 'bout Big Baby's age, Boogie scratched Boogie's eyeball--it was so itch itch, Boogie couldn't help it. Nano had to rub squishy stuff on Boogie's eye and every stuff was all blurry. Don't scratch your eyeball--it only lead to sadness.
14. One good-girl time, Boogie found where Nat store the treats she no share with Boogie. Boogie figured how to open the doors of wood the treats sat behind. Boogie scratch, scratch scratch until doors popped open. Boogie gots so many treats, like Boogie deserve. Nat SO mad. Nat spank Boogie. Nat spank Boogie hard. As if Nat even have right, but also, Boogie no knew why Nat mad. Boogie saved some treat for Nat, which way more than Nat ever do for Boogie.
15. Boogie gots stuffs to do. Boogie no gots time for 100. Boogie gots to check behind wood doors again.

Ahh, So Truth

2008-08-15T14:31:00.006-07:00

This so truth. 'Specially 'bout Boogie.

Boogie in Slump

2008-08-05T14:31:00.003-07:00

Boogie no know what wrong. Boogie no feel like bloggin' lately. Maybe it the hot hot outside or the itch scratch the grass give Boogie bum. Whatever go bad, it make Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie.

Maybe it because Big Baby is even bigger. Big Baby came to Boogie's house and she was already big, but Big Baby kept growing and growing and Boogie thought Big Baby going to be as big as Nat. Big Baby no grow for long time. Then BOOM, Big Baby grow. Big Baby taller. What that happen? Big Baby no more supposed to grow--she old now, in Boogie years she is a teenager and still grow. Big Baby no even eat her foods good--sometime like a big stupid, she no eat all any. This no fair. No fair she grow and no fair she no eat and her foods don't go to hungry, hungry Boogie. So maybe this got Boogie down.

Boogie no sure what wrong or why Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie, but Boogie guess you all have to hang in there 'til Boogie figure stuffs out.

Aerial Boogie

2008-07-30T08:18:00.005-07:00

In case you all had doubts, Boogie wanted to show that Boogie is cute, even from above. Boogie promise to be back soon--Boogie know Boogie not been good blogger lately.

Boogie to Mr. Could-Be-President

2008-06-04T08:52:00.008-07:00

Hey, Mr. Could-Be-President, listen to Boogie. It took you long, long time to get this thing going. Now you competing with Old Dude to be Mr. President, and now you need to kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady off of your team. We all know Big, Not-So-Big Lady decided she would help you and get you some women's votes, but as Boogie as stated 'nother time, Boogie is better. Boogie got everything Big, Not-So-Big Lady has, except TV show and money and Boogie not same color, but that no matter. Boogie totally get you woman vote, pug vote, and every person vote, 'cause no one can resist the Boogie.

Number second thing Boogie want to talk to Mr. Could-Be-President about is Politic Lady. Politic Lady ran a long, long hard fight to be Ms. Could-Be-President. You won Mr. Could-Be-President and now Politic Lady wants to be Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. That a no-no bad idea. Politic Lady said a lot of bad things about Mr. Could-Be-President and all Politic Lady know is politic and bossin' stuff 'round. Politic Lady don't know 'bout loves, or treats, or 'xploring, or babies, or foods. Clearly, Boogie way better choice for Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. Let Boogie tell you why. Boogie know all 'bout all this stuffs and Boogie lives with Big Baby all time, so Boogie knows how to deal with destruction, dirtiness, theft, bad brains and bad negotiations. You can see from picture how good Boogie is at talkin' 'bout stuff and workin' stuff out, even with silly Big Baby. Boogie better than any with bossin' stuff round and Boogie for sure better lookin' and has better clothes than Politic Lady.

Kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady out and don't let Politic Lady in. Pick Boogie. It's the only way to beat Old Dude.