Boogie Taggart Young, February 2002–September 2015

Boogie Taggart Young
February 2002–September 2015 

Boogie was the best bad dog. To say we miss her would be an incredible understatement. She has left a giant pug-size hole in our life.

Thanks for sharing her attitude and antics.

Boogie Eat Corn

Nano gave Boogie corn, and it be awesome, and so be Boogie. Boogie and corn be awesome.

Nat got mad, but not at Boogie. It be awesome. Boogie awesome.

Jealous of Boogie

Oh, so so true.

Bah to Big Baby

Big Baby so stupid. Look at her. "Oh, look how cute I is. I gots a big plastic bone and it hanging from my mouth. Look at me. Look at me. Lookatme!"

This Boogie's trick for long, long time and Boogie never use no fake bone. Boogie only use real deal.

Don't steal. Don't fake. Don't bug. Lame-o, Big Baby.

Rubber Ducky No Boogie Friend

Boogie hate Rubber Ducky. Rubber Ducky be no, no bad. Bad, bad. fEvery time Ducky squeaks in Ducky's high-pitch Ducky voice, Boogie tell Ducky to shut it.

Boogie Interrupts

Um, yes, of course Boogie interrupt Nat when Boogie need stuffs, or when Boogie be bored, or when Boogie need foods, or when Boogie need treats, or when Boogie don't know what Boogie need--Boogie just need, okay?

Nat sit and click, click, click and stare, stare, stare for so, so long. It ridiculous. Boogie so much better than click, click, clickin'.


Boogie needs stuffs, it time to stop clickin', stop starin', stop asking, "What's wrong?" Time to start doin'--doin' stuffs for Boogie. When Boogie is no no taken serious, Boogie get serious--see how Nat can't see no more? Nat no see, no click, no stare.

Take that, Nat.

What You Talkin' 'Bout, Fool?

Boogie gots bling, like good 'nuf to be Mr. T bling, but way, way more cuter than Mr. T. Way more.

(Boogie bling be so, so heavy--don't 'spect Boogie to keep this thing on.)

Owee Boogie

Did you hear Boogie? Owee. Ow. Ow. Owee. Boogie back and hip and legs and all every stuffs hurts. A lots. It not good-Boogie-day. Nat and Nano put this thing on Boogie that be really warm.


Big Baby keep tryin' to lay on Boogie's warm thing. Big Baby totally squishin' Boogie. Big Baby make the bad stuffs the worst stuffs. Listen Big Baby, Boogie's sick, so Boogie gets all every stuffs and Big Baby get nothin'. Every time Big Baby try to get somethin', even one little loves, Boogie gonna cry and run after Big Baby. Boogie gonna bite Big Baby. Seriously. Back off. Boogie gots things that need fixed, but Boogie still no baby.

Late Happy Boogie-tine

Boogie didn't get this up in time for love day, but here's a late Boogie-tine for all.



Boogie be Queen of Your Hearts...and other stuffs.

Boogie Show How it Be Done

A Boogie lesson for all people who act like Big Baby, and be a big baby all time. You gots to take whats you want, when you want. See how Boogie took that bone from Big Baby? Boogie does that lots and lots. Boogie goes after what Boogie wants. Boogie gets what Boogie wants. 'Specially from scaredy babies.

Boogie Prove Boogie Toughness, Again

Who you think be toughest of these three? Who you think be most brave?

Boogie give you a hint: it not wearing yellow. It not wearing tights. Boogie give you 'nother hint: it start with a "B" and end in "oogie."

If you no guess Boogie, you stupid. 'Cuz Boogie so brave, so tough, no one compete. Not Hulk Hogan, not Superman. The latest proof be that Boogie got her nail stuck in Boogie's house between the bars. Nat told Boogie to hold still, but Boogie moved Boogie's paw so, so Boogie fast. Boogie got Boogie's nail unstuck in no time. Boogie only yelp one small time. Nat look down and there be blood and no more nail. Yep, Boogie ripped Boogie's nail out and Boogie not even limp. Boogie amazing. Nat way more scared than Boogie.

It been awhile since the nail came out. And know what? Boogie grew Boogie's nail back like it no, no never happen. See? Boogie so more amazing and tough than any dude in small pants.

Boogie's New Year

Boogie took a too-long car ride for New Year. Nat and Nano made Boogie do it.

But now car ride is over and Boogie thinkin' 'bout New Year. Some say this New Year of dragon, some say world be ending. Boogie say, everyone give Boogie stuffs and call it "The Year of the Boog."

Boogie hear it better to give than to get. Boogie happy to be the getter of yer giving. So get yer treats, loves, treats and foods and give every all to Boogie. It will make you and Boogie's year the best, 'specially Boogie's.

Happy Boogie Year, one and every all!

Merry Christmas Not to Boogie

Boogie thought Halloween be worst holiday of the year. Not anymore. Way to go Nat and Nano, you ruin Boogie's Christmas. Why Boogie have no party day where Boogie just free and naked and be happy?

Yep. Snowflake PJs.

Embarrassing.

Seriously?

And to make matters horrible worst, Big Baby won't stop kissing Boogie. Big Baby, go find yer own Christmas pajamas and leave Boogie alone. Boogie gots to find a way to stop Boogie clothes. Boogie not doll.

Boogie Promise More Soon...

But for now:

Makin' Stuffs Better

The way it should be:

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, We Did

Well, Big Baby finally gone and did it. Big Baby finally come in handy. Big Baby stoled a big block of cheese off the counter. Now, if Boogie big 'nuf, Boogie totally do it Boogie self, but Boogie be little. So in a fit of yesyes good girl, Big Baby stoled the whole cheese. It amazing. Big Baby pull cheese down. And Boogie ates and ates and ates. Oh, cheddar. Oh, cheese. It feel so good to be back to Boogie roots. Back to eatings and no one stopping Boogie.

'Course, Big Baby and Boogie both gots in trouble. And 'course there be shouts of noNo bad girls. NonoNO stealing! Nono!NOOOOoo more cheese! Then, like all thing Big Baby, Big Baby feel oh so so bads. But Boogie didn't. Boogie feel real good. 'Cuz not only Boogie gots lots of cheese, but Big Baby gots lots of sad mad bad trouble. It be a really good Boogie day.

All Boogie needs now is crackers. And milk. And cookies. Chocolate. Oh. And peanut butter.

'Tis Boogie's Season

Merry Christmas every all and happy Boogie year! This time is not Boogie's favorite, 'cuz cold white stuffs be everywhere, but it not a no no bad time. It good 'cuz it full of presents and foods and foods and more foods and more stuffs. And if there anything Boogie like it's foods, foods, foods and presents full of foods.

'Tis time for Boogie to get every stuffs Boogie been wanting all Boogie's life. So when is Santa coming to Boogie's? Boogie got this one small present of bones and one stupid green ribbon, but that not nearly close to all Boogie wanted, so Santa better be comin' to Boogie soon--Boogie sure Santa saved the best for last. Boogie been a really good girl this year--someone better bring Boogie everything Boogie want and fast. Or Santa soon see the true meaning of no no bad girl.


p.s. Santa, please take stupid Small Big Baby away again. Small Big Baby back and she really buggin' Boogie. Small Big Baby think she so so smart and cute and perfect white. Seriously Santa, remove Small Big Baby and bring chocolate in her place.

White Stuffs, Again

Cold, white stuffs has come again. And it not like only white stuffs be cold--every stuffs is cold again. Boogie hate it. You would too ifs you have to go potty outside. A few days ago, white stuffs so big, it tried to eat Boogie. White stuffs was as tall as Boogie. Of course Boogie refuse to let white stuffs eat Boogie.

Every time cold and white stuffs come to outside, Boogie put up Boogie revolt. Boogie go potty inside. It not fair. You all get to potty inside, where booties keep warm. This time, Boogie found perfect hiding spot for Boogie go-potty. Boogie climbed in a basket on the ground in Nat and Nano's room. In basket there be a sheet. Boogie go potty on sheet, every stuff absorbed, every stuff hidden. And no mess on carpet for Boogie to be in trouble.

Nat pulled sheet out later and Boogie wrong. Boogie in lots and lots trouble. It bad go-potty situation. Boogie did Boogie best. It just bad Boogie's potty spot be found. Boogie gonna have to brave the cold white stuff 'til Nat and Nano forget to be so mads.

Boogie-ween

This little bit late, but still worth showin', 'cuz once again, Halloween be bunch of nasty tricks for Boogie.

Here Nano be showin' Boogie off like big piece of pumpkin meat. Boogie not piece of meat. Boogie don't even like pumpkins.

This time Boogie not only be forced into outfit of pumpkin, but also too, Boogie have to wear same stupid pumpkin as Big Baby. And did Boogie get to run 'round neighborhood and take treats from all everyone? Oh no. Boogie stuck at Boogie house while tons of little people take all Boogie's treats away.

This Nothing New

Oh, you sick? Boogie feel so so bad for you. Oh, you tired? That just be no no bad. Oh, you can't breathes good and it be hard to lift Boogie with all Boogie hair flyin' round. Oh, no. Oh, you don't want Boogie hair on you. Oh, that so so sad.

Boo Boogie hoo.

Listen, Nat and Nano. Boogie understand that sometime you be sick. Sometime you no feel so so good. Boogie get it and Boogie sorry. But Boogie also get that you be Boogie's people. And because you Boogie's you gots responsibilities. With great Boogie come great responsibility. Boogie make that clear from Boogie day one. When Boogie hungry, Boogie be fed. When Boogie need to go potty, Boogie go outside. When Boogie bored, Boogie play. When Boogie need cuddles, Boogie must be cuddled. When Boogie done with cuddles, Boogie must stop the cuddle. It very simple.

Boogie be constant. Boogie always demand what best for Boogie. And Nat and Nano, you needs forever come last Boogie place.