Somthin' Else From Blog World

Here be 'nother game from blog world, so you can see more 'bout Boogie.

I am... hungry.

I miss... foods.

I think... Boogie needs more stuffs.

I know... what Boogie want. Boogie always know what Boogie want. Boogie never unsure.

I want... you to bring me some foods--somethin' good.

I have... itch, itch, scratch.

I search... for foods and spiders.

I wish... someone would give Boogie more treats and take Boogie for ride.

I hate... not gettin' 'nuf treats.

I am... still hungry.

I fear... heights and not gettin' 'nuf foods.

I always... hungry.

I love... foods and loves (when Boogie want them).

I feel... hungry.

I hear... Big Baby.

I smell... Big Baby.

I wonder... 'bout Big Baby.

I care... 'bout foods and Nat and Nano (as long as they give me stuffs).

I regret... nuffin'.

I am... Boogie.

I believe... in power of Boogie.

I dance... for foods and when Nat or Nano come home from 'xplorin'.

I write... Boogie blog.

I win... at every stuff.

I never... a bad girl. Always good girl.

I listen... when Nano tell Boogie what Boogie want to hear or when Nano going to spank.

I can... do every stuffs.

I am... hungriest than ever.

Tag Boogie It

Boogie tryin' somethin' new. Boogie been tagged and Boogie gonna do it 'cause it got pictures. The deal be that Boogie gots to answer questions 'bout Boogie with picture from Google search. Nothin' better than findin' out more 'bout Boogie.

1- My first name.
















2-My Middle Name.




















3- My Last Name












4-My age.











(Boogie way look better than this pug--who know how old it is.)

5- Favorite Vacation Spot.

6- A Past Love.
















7- College Major.
















8- If I was going to do it all over?




















9- Where did I grow up?















10- Where do I live now?




















11- A Past Pet.




















12- A friend's nickname:




















13-My First Job:











14- Favorite Food?










15- My Favorite Color:













16- What am I doing right now?




















17- A Bad Habit of mine:

Boogie Fix Olympics

Olympics just ended. Boogie thoughts they good. It was good to see Boogie's homeland and lots and lots of Boogie's people won lots of medals. Boogie's people jump high and point toes like good girls. 'Course, Boogie think of stuffs that help Olympics.

Number first: New category of Olympics should be Bone Chew. If this be sport in 2008 Olympics, Boogie would been with Boogie's people and won gold treat--'cuz not no one can chew like Boogie chew.

Second: The treat for winning gots to change. As of now, the winning three get a medal of metal--gold, silver, and bronze. This not good treat for winner. Winners work way hard on stuffs for long time, then they gets a piece of metal for doing best tricks of whole world. No matter what color that piece of metal, it no-no bad treat--nobodies can eat metal.

New medals be made of foods and the foods be Frito-Lay foods. All Boogie's best good-girl tricks 'cuz of Frito-Lay training--crunchy, salt treats are really motivation. Boogie trained for Shake with Cheetos. Boogie learned Roll Over with Rold Gold. Play Dead training came by Fritos. Play Dead is so so hard, but Fritos so so good, Boogie get strength 'nuf to pull it out in end.

Here how it work. Bronze medal change to Cheeto medal. Silver to Dorrito and gold to Frito. (Boogie would say silver change to Rold Gold pretzel, but Boogie want medals of rhyme.)

Boogie know from 'xperience, if winners treats change to Frito-Lay stuffs, competition be up couple notch.

Boogie Did Something. Boogie Will Never Tell.

100 stuffs 'bout Boogie

In blogworld there be new trend where blogger list 100 stuffs 'bout self. Boogie thinks this be perfect way to get back to blogging and since Boogie so so complex, this perfect for layin' it on line. Here go:

1. Boogie been on diet for two years. This no not Boogie's choice.
2. Boogie let Nano think Boogie on diet. Boogie supplement. You probably wonder how Boogie find more foods. Let Boogie tell you, Boogie got moves you ain't never seen before.
3. Boogie almost love Big Baby and Boogie not proud.
4. Ok, ok, between Boogie and blogospehere, Boogie love Big Baby, but Boogie no not always like Big Baby. Boogie never say this stuffs outloud.
5. Nat still Boogie's toy. Boogie owns Nat and Nano thinks he owns Boogie. Nat not always good toy.
6. Front outside of Boogie's house much better for go-potty than back outside of Boogie's house.
7. When cold white stuff on ground, both front and back of Boogie's house no no good for go-potty.
8. When cold white stuff on ground, Boogie sometime go-potty inside Boogie's house. Nano let Nat go inside Boogie's house--why not Boogie?
9. At the house where lots of people look like Nat, there is new dog (who Boogie will talk about more 'nother time). Big Brown is bad, bad naughty girl. Big Brown is ruining Boogie's Sundays. Big Brown called "No-No" more than Boogie or Big Baby.
10. When Nat unlock Boogie bed in the morning, sometime Boogie pretend to be night-night still, so Boogie get loves before outside-go-potty.
11. How many more these Boogie gotta write?
12. In Boogie life, Boogie had 587 ear infections. (Boogie not sure on that number, but Boogie had whole lot.)
13. When Boogie was 'bout Big Baby's age, Boogie scratched Boogie's eyeball--it was so itch itch, Boogie couldn't help it. Nano had to rub squishy stuff on Boogie's eye and every stuff was all blurry. Don't scratch your eyeball--it only lead to sadness.
14. One good-girl time, Boogie found where Nat store the treats she no share with Boogie. Boogie figured how to open the doors of wood the treats sat behind. Boogie scratch, scratch scratch until doors popped open. Boogie gots so many treats, like Boogie deserve. Nat SO mad. Nat spank Boogie. Nat spank Boogie hard. As if Nat even have right, but also, Boogie no knew why Nat mad. Boogie saved some treat for Nat, which way more than Nat ever do for Boogie.
15. Boogie gots stuffs to do. Boogie no gots time for 100. Boogie gots to check behind wood doors again.

Ahh, So Truth

This so truth. 'Specially 'bout Boogie.

Boogie in Slump

Boogie no know what wrong. Boogie no feel like bloggin' lately. Maybe it the hot hot outside or the itch scratch the grass give Boogie bum. Whatever go bad, it make Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie.

Maybe it because Big Baby is even bigger. Big Baby came to Boogie's house and she was already big, but Big Baby kept growing and growing and Boogie thought Big Baby going to be as big as Nat. Big Baby no grow for long time. Then BOOM, Big Baby grow. Big Baby taller. What that happen? Big Baby no more supposed to grow--she old now, in Boogie years she is a teenager and still grow. Big Baby no even eat her foods good--sometime like a big stupid, she no eat all any. This no fair. No fair she grow and no fair she no eat and her foods don't go to hungry, hungry Boogie. So maybe this got Boogie down.

Boogie no sure what wrong or why Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie, but Boogie guess you all have to hang in there 'til Boogie figure stuffs out.

Aerial Boogie

In case you all had doubts, Boogie wanted to show that Boogie is cute, even from above. Boogie promise to be back soon--Boogie know Boogie not been good blogger lately.

Boogie to Mr. Could-Be-President

Hey, Mr. Could-Be-President, listen to Boogie. It took you long, long time to get this thing going. Now you competing with Old Dude to be Mr. President, and now you need to kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady off of your team. We all know Big, Not-So-Big Lady decided she would help you and get you some women's votes, but as Boogie as stated 'nother time, Boogie is better. Boogie got everything Big, Not-So-Big Lady has, except TV show and money and Boogie not same color, but that no matter. Boogie totally get you woman vote, pug vote, and every person vote, 'cause no one can resist the Boogie.

Number second thing Boogie want to talk to Mr. Could-Be-President about is Politic Lady. Politic Lady ran a long, long hard fight to be Ms. Could-Be-President. You won Mr. Could-Be-President and now Politic Lady wants to be Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. That a no-no bad idea. Politic Lady said a lot of bad things about Mr. Could-Be-President and all Politic Lady know is politic and bossin' stuff 'round. Politic Lady don't know 'bout loves, or treats, or 'xploring, or babies, or foods. Clearly, Boogie way better choice for Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. Let Boogie tell you why. Boogie know all 'bout all this stuffs and Boogie lives with Big Baby all time, so Boogie knows how to deal with destruction, dirtiness, theft, bad brains and bad negotiations. You can see from picture how good Boogie is at talkin' 'bout stuff and workin' stuff out, even with silly Big Baby. Boogie better than any with bossin' stuff round and Boogie for sure better lookin' and has better clothes than Politic Lady.

Kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady out and don't let Politic Lady in. Pick Boogie. It's the only way to beat Old Dude.

Hot or Not

Here we have Sid and lady from movie with four people who turn into fire and rocks and stretchy stuffs and invisible stuffs--so not true, believe Boogie, if it possible to change into that stuffs, Boogie would do it. That lady in other stuff too where she wears lots of bikinis.

Sid gots nice legs and a pretty good studded collar, but that as far as compliments go. Here are the reason Sid should be ashamed:

1. Mouth hang open like mouth breather. Everyone know that just make a pug look low class. And his tongue hang too, that no-no bad. Boogie used to have same problem, but Boogie got it fixed with little nip and tuck--Sid should take example.

2. Purple leash not bad. Boogie admire Sid for taking chance. Boogie do not admire Sid for purple star pendant with purple leash. Purple star pendant take Sid beyond edgy pug and make Sid sissy pug. A purple star pendant? It nice to coordinate, but no matter how far unisex come, purple star jewelry never ok for man pug.

Sorry Sid, no matter how much stuffs and good legs you gots, you no score Boogie.

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Oh world...you have no idea what it like for Boogie.

Boogie Will Be Your Valentine

February is hard time of year. There's lots, lots pink everywhere and lots of dirty frozen stuffs and lots of dead Mr. President's birthdays and lots of sad people with no someone to love. Boogie here to help. Boogie here to be your valentine. Boogie loves and these pictures of Boogie make February good. Now you need no nothin' more.

To: Everyones

From: Boogie

Happy Valentine's Day! This your best valentine ever.


p.s. Mimi Lauru take look. This how real pug wears pink. Face it. Boogie got it and you no don't.

Hot or Not

Boogie decided it was time to weigh in on celebrity pugs. This where Boogie will ask whether famous pug is hot or not and then tell you.

Boogie start with Mimi Lauru and her big-eyed girl from 90210. Hot or Not?

Hmm. This one no hard. That pug not hot. Coloration bad. Face small. Not 'nuf wrinkles. And little pug, is that pleather you wearing? Boogie like pink, but pink pleather? That a NoNo.

Mimi Lauru, you deserve a spanking.

Holy Huge Pug

Boogie want you to look at the pug on left side of picture. That big pug. All pugs in picture are big, but that one HUGE.

So Boogie sees this picture and Boogie thinks it so unfair that Boogie not that big. Thinks of all things Boogie could do if Boogie that big? Thinks of all the foods Boogie have. All toys. All every stuffs. Boogie could open every fridge and eat all Boogie foods that Nano keep for his self. Boogie no problem get up on big bed Nat and Nano night night on. Boogie would not be moved or sent outside go potty if Boogie no want. And Big Baby wouldn't even be big--she just be Baby. Boogie would totally run, jump, bite Baby down.

Boogie would have looks, brains, AND bigness. Boogie would rule world, if Boogie that big.

Get Over It

Lately Nat. sits in her room and stares at a big square thing and moves her fingers and goes click, click, click. So basically Nat. doin' nothin'. That so boring. So Boogie try to get Nat. to do stuffs with Boogie. That make sense. Boogie need stuffs and Nat. not doin' nothin'.

Boogie snuff, then huff. Boogie growl. Boogie bark. None of this get Nat. to play--Nat keep sitting, staring, and clicking. Sometimes Nat. look at Boogie and ask what Boogie want. Duh. What you think Boogie want? Boogie want Nat. to play and be fun and no sit and stare.

As last try, Boogie get up on back legs and put head on Nat's chair, as close to Nat. as Boogie can get. (Boogie not that big.) But this no work either. Nat. keep staring and clicking. This so strange. What wrong with Nat.? Such so so weird. Something must be wrong with Nat. Nat. must be depressed. There no way she pass up Boogie to sit and stare if something not wrong.

Boogie hope she snap out of it soon. She got Boogie. What else she want? It probably Nano. Nano probably made her sad. She probably did a NoNo and Nano spanked Nat. Well, she just have to get over it. She have to learn what Boogie do. Nano spank, Boogie no care. Boogie no let what someone else think Boogie should do get Boogie down.

New Year's Resolutions

For Boogie, it pretty hard to decide on new year's resolutions. One, because Boogie not so sure what "resolutions" mean (don't act so smart, Boogie bet you don't either).

After 'lot of thinking and 'xploring, Boogie still deciding on goals for 2008. It most hard because Boogie pretty happy with Boogie and where Boogie going.

Boogie would like to look back at 2007 and talk 'bout some good things Boogie did:

Boogie traveled 'lot, 'lot. Many hours in Nat.'s car. So many hours, Boogie start to cry (that a secret between us, of course).

Boogie give to local charities. Mostly at the houses Nat's car take Boogie to. Boogie donate much time to make others happy. Boogie let people who look 'lot like Nat., pet, love and feed Boogie--this make people very happy.

Boogie taught Big Baby important things. Clearly, Big Baby have 'lot to learn. Luckily, Boogie is good teacher. Boogie stepped up this year and really showed Big Baby how things are done. Big Baby still get in Boogie's way and take Boogie's stuff and make Boogie mad, but Big Baby doing much better and Boogie feel that our relationship really better.

Boogie lost at least three pounds. Boogie know Boogie was good lookin' before diet and didn't really think there was room for better Boogie, but doctor's diet turned out good, thanks to Boogie. Now Boogie look trim and can play 'lot more. Boogie really brought sexy back this year.

Boogie is older and wiser. Boogie turned five. Five for you is 35 for Boogie. Boogie left twenties this year and became adult. Boogie is now mature woman, with experience (this part of the reason Big Baby and Boogie can get along now--Boogie so beyond games). Sure, Boogie got gray hair, but Boogie really wear them well and Boogie earned each and all.

Boogie learned value of Boogie life. Boogie had big bump appear on Boogie's face wrinkle. It got big fast, so Boogie was back to doctor. Before Boogie know it, Boogie was forced to go night night and when Boogie woke up, Boogie's face hurt, but big bump was gone. Doctor said she had to test big bump for cancer. That really make Boogie think 'bout what important. Mostly Boogie came to same idea as before--foods, 'xploring, love, night-night, foods--but still good to know Boogie was right all 'long.

That's 'lot to talk 'bout--Boogie need a 2008 nap. Happy Boogie Year!

A Very Boogie Christmas

Boogie knows it's been a long time and Boogie sorry for being gone, but Boogie always busy, 'specially during this season.

Don't think Boogie forgot 'bout you this Christmas. Boogie made something just for you. Go to this Boogie site and see what good things Boogie done:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1621573573

Happy Boogie Day!

Can You Do This?

Boogie didn't think so.

Boogie Already Know

Ok, ok, alright, Boogie back. Boogie know it been a while, but you need to understand that Boogie is busy, there is 'lot to do, so just 'cause you missin' Boogie, don't mean Boogie got time to always catch you up on Boogie. That just got to be dealt with.

Boogie been to Boogie Doctor last week. Boogie's itch, itch, itch come from skin infection. Now Boogie gets treats that make Boogie feel ready for night night and way less itch, itch, itch. Boogie Doctor say Boogie be no itch soon.

'Course, Boogie Doctor does seem kind of silly. Boogie Doctor say Boogie need to be on low-calorie diet. Boogie so sure. Don't Boogie Doctor know Boogie is pretty no matter how big?

Boogie been eating foods that's in Big Baby's bowl plus Boogie's foods--maybe this put on a few Boogie pounds. But it's all Boogie's foods and Boogie needs foods. If Boogie can fit foods in Boogie's belly and Boogie still wants foods, how wrong it be? Boogie guess it's a question to put out to Boogie Gods.

Wrongness

This what it's come down to.

Boogie been forced to sport fashion from King of Pop.

It Always Come Back To the Itch

All time when there's no cold, white stuff on ground, Boogie is itchy, itchy, scratch. Thing that itch most is Boogie paws. They so itchy and so Boogie have to scratch. Well, Boogie scratch so much that Boogie start to bleed. That no good, Boogie know, but what a Boogie supposed to do?

Nat saw the blood on Boogie paw and she did something horrible. She wrap Boogie's front paws in some white, sticky stuff. Boogie can no get it off. Boogie tried.

This totally sucks. This white, sticky stuff is no good for walking, running, 'xploring.

It all the itchies fault.

Boogie gots a plan

For long time now, Nat and Nano leave soon after the sun comes up to go 'xploring and leave Boogie home with Big Baby 'til sun nearly ready to leave for night night.

Now, Boogie know they know how much Boogie like 'xploring and how much better Boogie is at 'xploring. It so ridiculous they no take Boogie. So Boogie decide that it. Boogie done letting them go all time with no Boogie. My first plan involve Boogie lookin' real sad and so so cute--you see in picture how Big Baby start to copy Boogie, so that plan had to go.

Boogie new plan begin with Nat. Boogie keen and notice that Nano and Nat do not leave to 'xplore at the same time. This mean they probably no 'xplore same thing. Nat is much easier to make do stuff, 'cause she mine (which is 'nother good reason why she no go without Boogie no more). Boogie decide Boogie just tell Nat just what Boogie want and Boogie not gonna take it no more.

Twice this week Boogie try already. Boogie run after Nat, round and round the Boogie house. Wherever Nat go, Boogie go and when Nat shoes come on, Boogie's gloves come off. Boogie snort, Boogie huff, Boogie follow Nat close, and stand right at door in go-ready position. There no way Nat not know what Boogie want.

Nat tell Boogie that Boogie no want to go where Nat going. It a bad place and boring. She tell Boogie this 'lot, but does Nat think Boogie a fool? Why in world would Nat go there 'xploring day after day if it so bad and boring? Boogie think it must be so fun and so full foods and so full Boogie stuffs, that Nat trying to keep it all to self. So rude after all Boogie do for her, not to mention bad man Nano.

Nat persuade Boogie to leave go-ready position with treats, then she dash out. The nerve.

So new Boogie plan not worked yet, but Boogie got way more determined and stamina than Nat and Nano. Just think what Boogie done already.

New Boogie Stuffs

Here Boogie is on Boogie new bed. It pretty nice and it big so Boogie can all stretch out.

When Nat and Nano brought it home, they say, “Doggies, here is your new bed.” So silly. Boogie know they trying to not make Big Baby feel bad, but seriously, no way Boogie gonna share Boogie bed with dirt, grassy Big Baby. Big Baby can have Boogie old bed, if she want, but Boogie not gonna share the newness.

New Boogie stuffs is good, Big Baby on new Boogie stuffs is bad--Big Baby make new Boogie stuffs turn into nucky Boogie stuffs.

NoNo, Big Baby.

Action Boogie

Boogie so swift. It like Boogie get super charge every time Boogie bath.

Boogie not that fond of Boogie bath, but Boogie love to run like mad super star after Boogie bath and also too, Boogie not so itch itch scratch after.

Boogie Age Graceful

Boogie admit, with no deny, this last year Boogie gotten lot of gray furs. Boogie ‘tribute this to couple things.

1) Genetics. Boogie Mom probably went gray early. It normal for pugs to gray early.

B) Last year so stressful. Lot happened from Boogie 4 year to Boogie 5 year.

Number one, Nano took Nat away for so long time to ‘xplore. As said before, Nano not even ask Boogie is she like to come. Just left one day with bags of clothes and then someone come get Boogie after Boogie been alone for so so too long in Boogie’s new house. That so uncool, Nano—that right Boogie blame you. But then again when Nat. and Nano did FINELY come back to Boogie, then Nat stayed and put lots of stuffs in Boogie’s house. Before she left every night-night time, even though Boogie forbid it. Nat missed Boogie so much, she decide to stay night-night always. That good, but Boogie no give Nano credit for that—that Boogie charisma.

Second, Big Baby come to live at Boogie house. She turn out ok, though Boogie still no sure Boogie choose Big Baby if Nano would take her ‘way. Big Baby coming to Boogie house and never leaving was ‘lot of stress. Many reason, mostly messes and stealing—steal of food, love, toys, treats, and most other Boogie stuffs. That hard to cope with, even if Boogie is in control of all everything.

Three, Boogie had surgery on woman parts and on nose and mouth. Sure, Boogie do good better now, but it hard to go through that. That a scary hurt.

So Boogie got gray now and that o.k. Boogie know ‘suredly it give Boogie distinction.

Big, Not-So-Big Lady Not Got Nothin’ On Boog.

There is a lady on TV, she show up every day little before Nat and Nano come home from ‘xploring. Her skin darker than Nat’s and way ‘lot darker than Nano and sometimes she big and sometimes she not-so-big. Big, Not-So-Big lady’s show is called Oprah—Boogie not sure what that stand for.

Big, Not-So-Big lady always talking ‘bout power, woman power—women need get back their inner power, need get more power, need use inner power. Big, Not-So-Big lady very tell lot ‘bout women and being good body, mind, self.

Let Boogie tell Big, Not-So-Big something. Boogie way ‘head of you. Boogie been know this stuffs for all Boogie forever. Boogie also sometimes big and sometimes not-so-big, but Boogie no mind. Boogie love Boogie body and all it do and not do. Boogie know how to work body to get what she want when she want—push, pull, cry, tilt, bark, huff, snort—all part of package.

And speak of what Boogie want, Boogie always know what Boogie want and when Boogie want it. This big message of Big, Not-So-Big lady also too. It not hard ladies, just listen to belly and head that pretty much sure sign of what want and when want.

Once Boogie know what Boogie want, Boogie find way to get stuffs. That ‘nother thing Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie have common. ‘Sept Boogie no go brag ‘bout it on TV and magazine. Boogie too busy ‘xploring next thing Boogie need. If Boogie had magazine, foods be on cover every month, not Boogie.

Short and ‘portant of it: Boogie not so show off as Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie already know everything Big, Not-So-Big know but Boogie use better. AND most ‘portant, Big, Not-So-Big lady introduced that bald guy and had him on lot, lot, until he got on TV by his self. That just silly.

This Second Proof

Boogie’s new strategy for Big Baby’s destruction of Boogie stuffs: point out evidence to Nat and Nano (hope Nano cuz he so much meaner) then Boogie just hope they do some anything to stop Big Baby before she destroy every thing that all Boogie’s.

Here few pictures to show that Ducky was no one time thing (click Boogie face to see what Boogie say).

Big Baby so NoNo. Look at Baby, so happy for destroy, so big. Dirty too, lot dirty. That her fault—Big Baby gets herself into everything—she no care what she look like after, before, or during.

Boogie good 'xample but Big Baby no good learner.

You See What Boogie Have to Deal?

Before Big Baby come, Boogie had Boogie stuffs most to self. 'Course Nano and Nat sometime get in way and hide or take Boogie stuffs, but overly Boogie stuffs most safe. Not with Big Baby in Boogie House.

You see these pictures? You see what Boogie put up and over with? That ducky is Boogie's. You think Big Baby care? You think Big Baby keep boundries? You wrong. Big Baby have no boundries. Big Baby, as can see, take Boogie ducky. Not only Big Baby take Boogie ducky, but Big Baby do no-no bad things to Ducky.

Big Baby first rip out Ducky's eyes, Ducky blind now. Then Big Baby tear in Ducky head. It just small hole where Big Baby slowly take stuffing out slow, piece and piece. It horrible. How dare Big Baby steal and torture Ducky?

It no matter how much and lot Nat say No, don't do that, Big Baby do it when Nat and Nano no look.

If you think this only thing Big Baby do this to, you wrong. First was Boogie bed, now it every Boogie toy with stuffs inside. It really ridiculous.

Boogie gonna find way to protect Boogie stuffs. Too late for Ducky, not for Boogie.

So So Itch Itch Itch

Outside Boogie house, it not so cold no more. The ground getting green again and the green is getting taller--tall 'nuf to hit Boogie bum. Boogie very glad for not cold. Boogie go outside and sunbathe lots on days Nat and Nano don't go away when sun come out.

Bad thing for Boogie is Boogie so itch. Boogie face itch. Boogie feet itch. Boogie ear itch. Boogie every stuffs itch. So 'course when every stuffs itch, Boogie gotta scratch, Boogie gotta do something. So Boogie scratch face and every stuffs on carpet. Nat say "Boogie. Boogie. BooGIE! NO." So Boogie try scratch on Nat. Nat say, "No, Boogie. Don't wipe you on me." Boogie huff hard and say, "You rude. Boogie itch. You no know how Boogie feel. Boogie so itchy. Boogie need scratch." Boogie scratch again. Nat say NO again. So 'noying.

Boogie try scratch with Boogie paws and with Boogie mouth. It Boogie itch, it Boogie scratch, and it Boogie's stuffs that itch and scratch. Still Nat, and Nano, say, "No Boogie. BoogieBOOGIE NO. No." What right they have? No right. Boogie body. Boogie right.

Boogie Back

Here Boogie is--had to take break, Boogie had so much to do.

'Lot, 'lot, 'lot has happened.

First, Big Baby still 'round. Boogie guess Big Baby all right. She still no great thing, but she good for Boogie pillow and all time Nat and Nano won't do what Boogie want, then Big Baby good for being Boogie toy. The one thing that really bug Boogie 'bout Big Baby, she so happy 'bout everything. That 'cause she baby. When Big Baby become mature like Boogie, she know not everything happy time.

Second, Boogie had nose job and tummy tuck. When you Boogie, you got to keep looking good, no matter the cost. 'Course Boogie already look good, but now Boogie breathe better--not so much no control snorts. And Boogie no more have to wear thick paper on Boogie bum--no more red stuff come from Boogie bum.

So Boogie back and better than forever.

Who Say Big Bone for Big Dog?

This prove Boogie can do everything big dog do. Plus, Boogie do everything Boogie do too.

Ewe

Big Baby is yucky. She have horrible hygiene. She no even care what she look like. Big Baby stays outside go potty all day ‘cause she was so no no bad inside Boogie’s house. When Big Baby do come inside when Nat and Nano get home from ‘xploring, she is dirty and has leaves, petals, and grass stuck in fur. (By way, Big Baby fur not soft like Boogie fur. Big Baby fur is rough, so why Nat and Nano want to pet her? It no feel good. Boogie know—Boogie bite it lot.)

But worst gross thing Big Baby do is eat Boogie treats and let the treat goos stay on Big Baby’s front legs. Big Baby no clean her legs. She let the gooeys stay on arms. That waste of Boogie treats and Big Baby legs matted, gray, crunchy, icky legs. Boogie always clean legs. If Boogie legs get too dirty, I dance ‘round and ‘round ‘til Nat clean them for Boogie.

What wrong with Big Baby? No one ever no teach her ‘bout being beautiful? All Big Baby care ‘bout is having fun and stealing stuffs from Boogie. She steal Boogie foods, Boogie loves, and she walk all over Boogie. Boogie so small, what Boogie gonna do? And if you think Big Baby is a good smell, you very always wrong. Big Baby smell never good. It not only all that pieces of Boogie yard and crusty Boogie treats on her, Big Baby also have nasty no no gas—lots. Big Baby so sick.

The good news of week is that lady who left hard-shelled animal that live in box of water in Nano room, that lady came and took away hard-shelled animal. Thank goodness. One less thing Boogie have worry 'bout.

Very NoNo Bad Big Baby

So, Big Baby still at Boogie's house and she making BIG mess of Boogie's stuffs. Nat and Nano seem bothered, but they no take Big Baby away. Boogie try to tell them she no good and need to leave Boogie's house, but Nano no listen. He even keep giving her Boogie treats and special Boogie foods, that Nano won't let Boogie eat. As if.

Last week Big Baby start moving Boogie stuffs around Boogie's house. Then she started chewing on this stuffs--stuffs that Nano and Nat keep up high and away to keep safe. Big baddest thing Big Baby did was few days ago. Nat and Nano gone and not back from their day's 'xploring, when suddenly out of no where Big Baby grab Boogie's bed--not just no any bed, but Boogie's best, newest bed. Big Baby chew, rip and claw, tear Boogie's bed. Boogie in shock. Boogie mad. But Boogie couldn't do no anything because Big Baby much bigger than Boogie. Boogie say bad words and try make Big Baby stop, but no help. Whole top of Boogie's best bed torn 'part and spread 'cross living room.

When Nat got home, she very mad at Big Baby. She yell, spank Big Baby and make her go outside. Nat say so sorry to Boogie and I happy Big Baby in trouble. Nat and Nano got Boogie new, better look bed, so that one good thing 'bout whole everything.

Next day, Big Baby do same thing to big, big Boogie bed in living room (that Nano no let Boogie on). Boogie thought that end of Big Baby, but no. Nano now make Big Baby go outside for whole time Nano and Nat gone from Boogie's house.

Big Baby act all nice and, "give me love, give me love, I love you, oh hold my paw, all I need is your love," when Nat and Nano 'round. But she no act at all anything like that when they off 'xploring.

On top all this, Big Baby still go potty inside, which not what we do at Boogie's house. Go potty outside, 'course. Dumb Big Baby. Big Baby crazy.

Big Baby

Boogie gonna have to have one-on-one with Nano. He always bringing more things to Boogie’s house for Boogie to worry ‘bout. Friday he bring dog to Boogie’s house. This dog bigger than Boogie, but younger. She just baby, but she big baby. So she no know what she doing, but she all over place. Now Boogie have to chase Big Baby and block Big Baby. Boogie has to make sure Big Baby no get into Boogie’s stuffs and make sure she stay out of trouble. ‘Course she takin’ Boogie time ‘way, and cuttin’ into Boogie loves, foods, treats, and nigh-night time too. More ‘bout that later.

On Saturday, Nat left for long times. When she come back, she had lots of bags full of Boogie stuffs. She pulled out new Boogie necklace. This great. Boogie need new necklace, so Boogie happy. But then what Nat do? She put new Boogie necklace on Big Baby dog. This make Boogie mad. How dare Nat put Boogie necklace on Big Baby?! Boogie not sharing Boogie’s stuffs with Big Baby. So Boogie put Boogie foot down right ‘way—right on Big Baby’s neck, where Boogie’s necklace was. Nat still no do nothing, so when Boogie downstairs and Nano try to see Boogie’s new necklace on Big Baby, Boogie circled Big Baby and bit the carpet ‘round Big Baby. Not even that work. So Boogie had to get serious. Boogie had to let Nat and Nano know, this no o.k. Boogie had no option. Boogie chew on Boogie arm to show necklace is mine.

Finally, Nat take Boogie necklace off Big Baby and put it on Boogie. Boogie beautiful. Nat put Boogie’s old necklace on Big Baby. That fine, ‘specially ‘cause Nat ask first. Big Baby can use Boogie hand-me-downs, but not new stuffs. And no no never Boogie’s foods, any types.

Nano Bad Man

Boogie knows for sure Nano think Nat his toy. He keep taking her away for long days at time. He no even ask if Boogie want to come or no. He just leave Boogie at MamaPapa’s house. Boogie do like it there ‘cause there an Azie, she way big, barkier dog than Boogie. Boogie like to follow Azie and see what it like to be big. Also there lot more people at MamaPapa house—always someone to give Boogie loves, treats, or foods. That really ‘portant. And Boogie other toy live there—she look just like Nat, only smaller. So it not that I no have fun when Nano take Nat ‘way for long days at time. MamaPapa house know how to treat Boogie.

What no right is that Nano have no courtesy for Boogie. He take Nat, who is Boogie toy, with no ask. AND he no ask Boogie if she like to go too. Very rude. No go away be fun without Boogie, so who know what Nano think.

Maybe Boogie take Nat on go away without Nano and see how he like being left out.

Difference in Boogies

The word "boogie" is bein' thrown 'bout in lots ways these days and you may wonder 'bout the difference in boogies. So here I tell you.

First is Boogieman. Boogieman is "terrifying specter; a hobgoblin." He go 'round scaring people and no pretty.

Second Boogie-woogie. Boogie-woogie is style of piano play with up-tempo rhythm, repeat melodic pattern in bass, and not planned changes in treble. This kind music make people dance and stuffs, which bring us to next boogie word, the dictionary verb and noun of "boogie."

Boogie (v): 1. to dance to music. This pretty good boogie word. This bring lot of fun to lot of people. 2. to get going; to move quickly. This o.k. too, 'cause so many people have to do it.

Boogie (n): strong rhythmic music. This go back to boogie-woogie--you can listen to boogie while doing boogie-woogie.

And 'course there always the boogies that come out of nose. These are not favorite boogie word.

Finally, me Boogie. Good Boogie. I am a good protector and terrifier when need to. So Boogie scary like Boogieman, but also me Boogie keep Boogieman 'way. Boogie can definitely boogie-woogie; it so natural for Boogie to boogie. I born with woogie'n hips. me Boogie one melodic pattern and gets to where goin' very quick--lots 'xploring to do, so gots to boogie wherever Boogie goes. As for the nose boogies, 'course me Boogie gots them, but Boogie keeps the boogies under better control than any. me Boogie never even use tissue.

Hope this help. Now you know how lots good me Boogie is--best of all other boogies.