Death by No Foods

Umm. Boogie ready. Boogie pretty sure Nat be blind, 'cuz this face say it all everything: Gives Boogie dinner. Give it now. Boogie SO hungry starving dying. Boogie not last one minute without foods.

No, Boogie not last one more second. Not an hour. No months. No no nothing no hows no way. Boogie be dead from no 'nuf foods. Boogie dead. Boogie keep telling Nat. Give foods or Boogie die. Gasp. Coughs.

Boogie dead!!!! Dead! OHHH. Dying Boogie DEADDEAD! Dead.

Give Boogie dinner. Now.

Or Boogie do it. Boogie do it. Boogie die again.

Happy New Boogie Year!

It 2010, the year of the Boogie.

Remember when you making resolves, Boogie should be part of every new year goals. So get goin' and let Boogie know what good stuffs you plans to do for Boogie in Boogie year and try to use the words "chocolate."

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What Bullpoops

Here is Love box. Boogie found Love box in Nano's stuffs, 'cuz Boogie be super explorer. Boogie know there be chocolate in that Love box, Boogie smell it and Boogie want it. Stupid Love box won't give it up. Love box is worse than Kong.

Boogie tried and worked and bites and scratch with all Boogie skills, and still Love box no give Boogie chocolate. No way this thing be real Love box. Love box no give no love. What bullpoops.

Boogie Don't Want to Hear a Word

Shut up. It cold outside. Someone got to keep Boogie warm.




Cuddles with Big Baby be better than no cuddles no where.

Ughhh

Another thing Boogie no thankful for.

Thankfulness

Reading Boogie blog, you maybe think Boogie unthankful, but that no true. Boogie be thankful, but Boogie no be stupid thankful. Boogie be top thankful, mid thankful, low thankful and no thankful.

Boogie top thankful for:
- Foods when sun come up
- Foods when sun go down
- Treats
- Bones
- Boogie cuteness
- Boogie bed
- Boogie house
- Foods Nat and Nano drop on floor and Boogie grab with Boogie speed

Boogie mid thankful for:
- Loves
- Nat
- Nano

Boogie low thankful for:
- Big Baby
- Boogie medicines

Boogie no thankful for:
- cold white stuff on ground
- spankings for Boogie protest against cold white stuff and Boogie going potty on Boogie carpet
- Boogie itch itch itch
- Boogie mole under Boogie armpit (one scratch and it blood, blood, blood--Boogie way more strong than Boogie mole)

Even Camera Know It

You see how this picture show Boogie in focus and Big Baby is big blur? That 'cuz even camera know Boogie is most important and Big Baby is big stupid.

Ah, Boogie Loves

Sometimes, loves is all Boogie need.

It a very short time before Boogie need other stuffs, but it still a time.

Boogie Queen of Mountain

It called survival of fittest.

Happy Halloween or Worst Holiday of Boogie Year

Do Boogie need to say how lame it be to dress a dog up like a dog?



And then when Boogie think she free of being a double dog, Boogie get dressed up like a yellow who-know-what.




Halloween be great in Boogie theory, 'cuz there be lots of chocolate and treats for nuthin', but in Boogie real world, Boogie no get no free chocolate, but do get forced to lots of stupid costumes.

Stupid Silver Thing

Nat and Nano always stare at stupid silver things. The silver things are square and stupid and Nat and Nano sits for hours with stupid silver things.



It ridiculous. Why stare at stupid silver thing when they could be loving, playing, or treating Boogie?


Boogie try to get Nat and Nano to stop, Boogie try hard. Boogie try long. Boogie try so long and hard, Boogie fall night night.

Why no sit and stare at Boogie? Boogie way more better than stupid silver thing.

Boogie Bringing Sexy Back?

Not in this outfit Boogie not.

People? Please. This bad-girl ridiculous. Boogie no need collar. Boogie no need dress shirt. Boogie no need anchors sewn to no-needed shirt.

Plus, you have no no idea how much it scratch Boogie itch.

Boogie and Kong Reunion

Kong been missing for way so so long time, like years probably. Boogie knew Kong would not leave Boogie for good. It only a matter of time before Kong come crawlin' back to Boogie paws.

Kong, Boogie glad you be back. Now hand over Boogie's treats.

Big Baby New Bed. No. Boogie New Bed.

Silly Nano bought Big Baby a new bed. First all, yeah right. What Nano thinkin'? All new things be Boogie's first, then Big Baby can use them when 'nother new thing come. It called hand-Boogie's-down.


Numbers 2: Big Baby such a big baby. She don't dare get whole Big Baby body on new bed.


So, third number 3, Boogie show Big Baby how it be done and how Big Baby should be doin' it when newer new big bed brought to Boogie house.

Boogie Could Apologize

Boogie maybe say sorry for bein' gone for long time, but this Boogie blog. Deal.





Nat been home way lots more. She no go 'xploring every day like before. At first Boogie thought this good, but Boogie now have no time for Boogie plans. Nat keep stoppin' Boogie long before Boogie start.

Boogie must be much quick when Nat do leave. Boogie went to whole lots of work to get in cupboard, Boogie pull every stuff out and what did Boogie get for all Boogie trouble? Paper stuffs, black bitter stuffs, and locked in Boogie house for so so long times. Nat said to think 'bout what Boogie did. Yeah, Boogie thoughts about it. It be a Boogie trap. Black bitter stuffs smell so so good and Boogie use good-girl skills to get it. Then what? Black stuff is no no bad treat. What a crock.

Is Boogie sorry? Yeah, Boogie sorry. Boogie sorry Boogie waste all good work for nothin'.

Oops Boog Did it Again

Ha ha ha! Boogie got into foods closet, again. Ha ha to all Nats and Nanos who think they can keep Boogie down. That silly note on the door no help. Tellin' Boogie no-no no help. Spanking Boogie no help. And those silly talks with Boogie certainly no help. Boogie will always win: Boogie gots passion and Boogie never give up Boogie beliefs. Soon as you learn that, things be 'lot easier for you sillies.

Boogie Be Bad and Boogie Belly Feel Good

Boogie belly feel so good after Boogie opened closet door, got into foods closet and tip over Boogie's foods and eat all spilled foods, Boogie still want more. Boogie 'xplored all over house and kitchen, tryin' to find more foods. That how good the Boogie break in was.

Next morning Boogie so, so hungry, Boogie cry and cry. That how hungry Boogie was.

Oh foods, Boogie love you. Give Boogie more sweet belly love.

'Portance of Boogie Bark

When there be a ding-dong or a knocking at Boogie front door, Boogie bark. This important. For sake of Nat and Nano, let Boogie 'xplain. If someone at door that Boogie like and know, Boogie bark tell them yes, Boogie be home, hold on and Boogie be with you soon. If someone at door that Boogie no like or no know, Boogie bark tell them, yes, Boogie home and you be scared, SCRAM! you no welcome.

So dumbsicles, stop tellin' Boogie to shush. Boogie bark important. Boogie bark keep you safe.

Someone Stole Boogie's Green Stuff

This picture of Boogie when Boogie's yard was still good and padded in green. This what Boogie's yard look like now:

Dirt dirty dirt. This horrible. Who would do such thing to Boogie yard? Where Boogie's green padding go? Where all Boogie go potty spots go? How Nano and Nat let somethin' like this happen? There no way to go potty without touching dirt. It disgusting. It like Boogie third-class. As if.

Boogie's Trouble with Itchees

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick paw.

Itch itch.
Boogie chew paw.

Itch.
Nano say stop.

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick and bite and paw squeaks.

Nano say STOP. Boogie stop.

Itch itch ITCH ITCH. Boogie start licks. ITCH ITCHERY ITCHEROO. Boogie chew chew CHEWCHEW.
Itch.

Nat yell.
Boogie soft itchy. Lick lick.
Itchy...itch. ITCH. Boogie chews.

Itcheee! Nat yell and hold out dreaded head cone.
Boogie stop.

'Til Nat and Nano go 'xploring.

Shh. Boogie itch.