Cruelty to Boogie

Boogie make no secret 'bout it, Boogie has number one love. That love be foods, all else come second. If a stranger broke into Boogie house with a gun and a cookie, Boogie be worried about the cookie. So everyone know there be two times a day that should never no-no be messed with: breakfast and dinner, foods times. So Boogie reader, take a look at the photo and hear Boogie say to Nat, you be serious? You serious gonna hold the foods above Boogie and waste Boogie's time with a picture? Serious? That just cruel. No-no, it not just cruel, it unholy, it mess with Boogie's best time.

Boogie show Nat serious. No one aint seen everything up Boogie sleeve yet.

With Great Power Come Big Punishment

Boogie gots a lot of time alone again. So Boogie both lonely, bored and glad. Boogie alone, so Boogie gets to 'xplore again. And you know what that mean...that mean the cupboards must be searched. And is it Boogie fault Boogie find foods in cupboards? No, it Boogie reward. Boogie founds a lot of powders, some bitter, some sweet and some just get sticky when Boogie lick. Imagine Boogie in photo above (Boogie help your imagine by fixing photo)--that what Boogie did. It look fun, right?

Nano no think so. Nano put Boogie outside until there no more powders anywhere. And worst of all worst? Now Nat and Nano been locking Boogie in Boogie's small house when they leave Boogie's big house. This not ok. Boogie love Boogie house, but now Boogie forced and stuck in there. It's like Boogie in a zoo with no visitors. Or worse, Boogie being treated like Big Baby. As if Boogie could ever be on such low low level. Boogie gots to get Boogie's freedom. Boogie's gots to break free. 'Cuz Boogie's house no feel like home no more.

Shut Up Pinky

Pinky may or no be a pug. It hard to say. But if Pinky be a pug or no pug, she lame. Listen Pinky Dubois*, ain't no way Boogie gonna cut your clothes out for you. Get your own scissors and cover up that fatty pink princess bum.

*Boogie so sure that not your real name.

Boogie Declares

Up to now, Boogie been unaffiliated as far as politics go. Yes, Boogie gots opinions, but Boogie no member of no party. But Boogie recently found the Libertarians and they gots such good-girl ideas. The name be hard, so Boogie make things easier, Boogie rename them the Liberts. Here some of the Liberts good stuffs:

"We seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others."

Yes. Boogie seek that too. Liberty from the bonds of Nano rule, which always force Boogie to give up what Boogie want and need for Nano want.

We believe that respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, that force and fraud must be banished from human (and Boogie's) relationships, and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized.

Perfect. Nano force be gone. Let Boogie freedom reign, this sure to bring peace and Boogie prosperity.

The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power. (Then there was somethin' here 'bout diversity, but Boogie no no think that important--all Boogie world is good world.)

Thank you, Liberts. This just what Boogie always talkin' 'bout. No need for government over Boogie--Boogie is Boogie's own authority. See ya later, Nano.

Today Boogie declare Boogie be a Libert. Freedom of the Boogie!

Blah-hooey

This never happen to Big Baby.

Boogie bath be bad enough, but Boogie sink? Nano gone lost Nano mind and Boogie be the one who pay. Boogie pay with a cold Boogie bum and Boogie fear--fear of what Nano force Boogie into next. If Nano try to put Boogie in toilet, Nano gonna get the Boogie fight of Boogie and Nano's lifes.

Conquer!

Just so you know, sliding doors don't keep Boogie out.

Other things that don't keep Boogie out:

Cabinet doors
Fridge doors
Closet doors
Ziplock seal
Metal cannisters

Nat and/or Nano

Just couple days ago, Boogie ate the corner off bag of brown sugar. It was in the cabinet, but as Boogie said, cabinet doors don't keep Boogie out and Ziplock certainly don't. Boogie would have totally ate more than corner, but Boogie totally interupted.

Yes, Boogie gots in trouble. And yes, it be worth it.

This Just to Say...

...that white thing is gone and Boogie no miss her at all. Big Baby totally miss Small Big Baby, but that serve Big Baby right--Big Baby shouldn't have gived Small Big Baby so much loves; Big Baby should have gived more thoughts and time to Boogie while that white thing was around. Look who smilin' now? None of the Big Babies, that who.

Boogie Demand Inequality (Again)

Uh...excuse Boogie? Why am Boogie in back of car in so so small space with Big Baby? Big Baby so huge, unless Boogie stand up on back feets, Big Baby's bootie be in Boogie face. Boogie want to go for ride? Yes. Boogie want to go for ride with Big Baby bootie in Boogie face? Never.

You have no ideas how hard it be for Boogie to stand up like you see in photo when car be moving. Boogie buff, but Boogie no Hercules. Would Boogie like own private go-for-ride carriage? Yes. But Boogie not shootin' for stars. No. What Boogie demand is Big Baby stay in back where Big Baby belong and Boogie come up front to comfy alone seats, where Big Baby bootie will not be smooshed to Boogie face. This not be too much to ask. This be what right to Boogie and until Nat and Nano do this, Boogie cry and cry and cry and yell and cry and bite Big Baby and cryCRYcry all the way of go-for-ride.

Sigh Grumble Sigh

Another dog has invaded Boogie's house. This dog just like Big Baby, except she small and white. What is Small Big Baby doing at Boogie's house? Why Small Big Baby here for days and days? Why this happen? Why this always happen with no permission from Boogie?

First day Boogie try to tell Small Big Baby who be boss and who's house she in. Boogie run after Small Big Baby and tell her no no a lot lot of times. Small Big Baby jump and run and barks, always want to play. And to make matters bad worst, Small Big Baby try to steal Boogie foods. Boogie no need to say how no no this be.

After few days, Boogie just ignore Small Big Baby. To Boogie, she not even there. Oh, what be that biting Boogie's ear? Must be a bug. Hmm, something growling, must be mailman. Do what you want, Small Big Baby. In the always, Boogie outlast every stuff. Boogie gots stamina. Boogie gots smarts. Boogie see how long Small Big Baby last.

Sun Booging

Kong Won Battle...

...but Boogie always win war.

Boogie Makes Claim

There a person who look like a smaller Nat. Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's house. Boogie likes Smaller Nat, so Boogie ok with lots of Smaller Nat stuff. But after Boogie let Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's, Smaller Nat would no let Boogie up on her lap.

Uh, excuse Boogie?

This Boogie house and Boogie go where Boogie want. Boogie try lots of times to jump on Smaller Nat, but she kept saying no and block Boogie. So Boogie run, Boogie jump and prove Boogie no need permission. And to make sure there no mistake 'bout whose house this be, Boogie pee on Smaller Nat. Lots of pee. That right, Smaller Nat, Boogie claim you and your lap. Don't tell Boogie what she can't do.

Boogie Proof

Boogie told and told and screamed how Big Baby be the one who have badness and here be more proofs. Big Baby one big bad girl. Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head. Big Baby gots no respect. Skinny Dancer had some no-nos, but he dead now and this head eating no-no right.

Boogie and Skinny Dancer had lots of sameness. Like as we gots older we gots more white, interesting noses, skin troubles, get-in-trouble troubles, and in case you no remember, Boogie had look taken from Skinny Dancer (even if no Boogie choice).


Biggest sameness with Boogie and Skinny Dancer be Skinny Dancer be King of Pop and Boogie be Queen of Every Stuffs. It good one of us here to keep legacy. Big Baby, you better watch out--Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head and Boogie make pay.

Skinny Dancer, rest in peace, Boogie gots it covered.

Stuck in Boogie

Boogie gots somethin' stuck in Boogie throat. It feel horrible and it make Boogie cough over, over and over. Boogie hate it. Why these things always happen to Boogie?

Nat says to Boogie, "Boogie ate something naughty and now it's stuck in Boogie's throat. You see what happens when Boogie don't chew?"

Yeah, right. Boogie so sure that not true. Boogie only eat what good for Boogie and it no-no way Boogie fault somethin' stuck in Boogie's throat. And it no way Boogie issue if what Boogie eats be bigger than Boogie throat.

So, Boogie will cry if Boogie want and Boogie will blame Big Baby. She the one always do stupid stuff, not Boogie.

Nat Explores Forever

Nat been gone way long forever. She been gone for lots of Boogie dinners and breakfasts and lots of sun comes up and sun goes 'way. Boogie wait and wait every night at tops of stairs and Nat no come. This absolute ridiculous. Nat did not approve this long-forever-time exploring with Boogie. Nat gonna get a spanking and put in bed soon as she come home to Boogie. This no-no bad girl. This no way to treat Boogie.

Death by No Foods

Umm. Boogie ready. Boogie pretty sure Nat be blind, 'cuz this face say it all everything: Gives Boogie dinner. Give it now. Boogie SO hungry starving dying. Boogie not last one minute without foods.

No, Boogie not last one more second. Not an hour. No months. No no nothing no hows no way. Boogie be dead from no 'nuf foods. Boogie dead. Boogie keep telling Nat. Give foods or Boogie die. Gasp. Coughs.

Boogie dead!!!! Dead! OHHH. Dying Boogie DEADDEAD! Dead.

Give Boogie dinner. Now.

Or Boogie do it. Boogie do it. Boogie die again.

Happy New Boogie Year!

It 2010, the year of the Boogie.

Remember when you making resolves, Boogie should be part of every new year goals. So get goin' and let Boogie know what good stuffs you plans to do for Boogie in Boogie year and try to use the words "chocolate."

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What Bullpoops

Here is Love box. Boogie found Love box in Nano's stuffs, 'cuz Boogie be super explorer. Boogie know there be chocolate in that Love box, Boogie smell it and Boogie want it. Stupid Love box won't give it up. Love box is worse than Kong.

Boogie tried and worked and bites and scratch with all Boogie skills, and still Love box no give Boogie chocolate. No way this thing be real Love box. Love box no give no love. What bullpoops.

Boogie Don't Want to Hear a Word

Shut up. It cold outside. Someone got to keep Boogie warm.




Cuddles with Big Baby be better than no cuddles no where.

Ughhh

Another thing Boogie no thankful for.