This Frightens

700 billions? That 'lot 'lot money. These companies no give Boogie nothin' so Boogie not interested. What Boogie worried 'bout: if all these moneys go to companies, what 'bout Boogie? What 'bout Boogie treats and foods? Will stuffs still be left for Boogie?

Everyones gots to take big, long stare in future and if Boogie not perfect content, it no-no bad.

This all Big Baby say since yesterday. Big Baby such a baby.

Don't Take Boogie's Guns

Boogie gonna say few words 'bout why Boogie concerned 'bout Mr. Could-Be-President.

Boogie heard some rumors. Boogie hear Mr. Could-Be-President gonna take Boogie's guns away. This horrible. How can Mr. Could-Be-President take away all of Boogie's protection? It completely no-American. If guns be taken, America be like China. China where Boogie roots be, but it too strict and squishy for Boogie.

Old Dude want Boogie have guns. That what Boogie want to hear. Boogie not saying Old Dude be good Mr. President. Oh no. Boogie see clear that Old Dude one No-No from forever night-night. If Old Dude go forever night-night, there be no Mr. President, there be Ms. President. Boogie all for a Ms. President, but not a Ms. President from place where cold, white stuff on gound all time. White stuff bad and white stuff everywhere all time make for lots of no-no's and bad girls. Boogie don't even like to go potty on white stuff.

Clear thing that gotta happen: Mr. Could-Be-President gots to let pugs have guns. Boogie no have gun, but what if Boogie want gun and can't no gets gun? Boogie wants what she wants when she wants. That why Boogie great American.

Somthin' Else From Blog World

Here be 'nother game from blog world, so you can see more 'bout Boogie.

I am... hungry.

I miss... foods.

I think... Boogie needs more stuffs.

I know... what Boogie want. Boogie always know what Boogie want. Boogie never unsure.

I want... you to bring me some foods--somethin' good.

I have... itch, itch, scratch.

I search... for foods and spiders.

I wish... someone would give Boogie more treats and take Boogie for ride.

I hate... not gettin' 'nuf treats.

I am... still hungry.

I fear... heights and not gettin' 'nuf foods.

I always... hungry.

I love... foods and loves (when Boogie want them).

I feel... hungry.

I hear... Big Baby.

I smell... Big Baby.

I wonder... 'bout Big Baby.

I care... 'bout foods and Nat and Nano (as long as they give me stuffs).

I regret... nuffin'.

I am... Boogie.

I believe... in power of Boogie.

I dance... for foods and when Nat or Nano come home from 'xplorin'.

I write... Boogie blog.

I win... at every stuff.

I never... a bad girl. Always good girl.

I listen... when Nano tell Boogie what Boogie want to hear or when Nano going to spank.

I can... do every stuffs.

I am... hungriest than ever.

Tag Boogie It

Boogie tryin' somethin' new. Boogie been tagged and Boogie gonna do it 'cause it got pictures. The deal be that Boogie gots to answer questions 'bout Boogie with picture from Google search. Nothin' better than findin' out more 'bout Boogie.

1- My first name.
















2-My Middle Name.




















3- My Last Name












4-My age.











(Boogie way look better than this pug--who know how old it is.)

5- Favorite Vacation Spot.

6- A Past Love.
















7- College Major.
















8- If I was going to do it all over?




















9- Where did I grow up?















10- Where do I live now?




















11- A Past Pet.




















12- A friend's nickname:




















13-My First Job:











14- Favorite Food?










15- My Favorite Color:













16- What am I doing right now?




















17- A Bad Habit of mine:

Boogie Fix Olympics

Olympics just ended. Boogie thoughts they good. It was good to see Boogie's homeland and lots and lots of Boogie's people won lots of medals. Boogie's people jump high and point toes like good girls. 'Course, Boogie think of stuffs that help Olympics.

Number first: New category of Olympics should be Bone Chew. If this be sport in 2008 Olympics, Boogie would been with Boogie's people and won gold treat--'cuz not no one can chew like Boogie chew.

Second: The treat for winning gots to change. As of now, the winning three get a medal of metal--gold, silver, and bronze. This not good treat for winner. Winners work way hard on stuffs for long time, then they gets a piece of metal for doing best tricks of whole world. No matter what color that piece of metal, it no-no bad treat--nobodies can eat metal.

New medals be made of foods and the foods be Frito-Lay foods. All Boogie's best good-girl tricks 'cuz of Frito-Lay training--crunchy, salt treats are really motivation. Boogie trained for Shake with Cheetos. Boogie learned Roll Over with Rold Gold. Play Dead training came by Fritos. Play Dead is so so hard, but Fritos so so good, Boogie get strength 'nuf to pull it out in end.

Here how it work. Bronze medal change to Cheeto medal. Silver to Dorrito and gold to Frito. (Boogie would say silver change to Rold Gold pretzel, but Boogie want medals of rhyme.)

Boogie know from 'xperience, if winners treats change to Frito-Lay stuffs, competition be up couple notch.

Boogie Did Something. Boogie Will Never Tell.

100 stuffs 'bout Boogie

In blogworld there be new trend where blogger list 100 stuffs 'bout self. Boogie thinks this be perfect way to get back to blogging and since Boogie so so complex, this perfect for layin' it on line. Here go:

1. Boogie been on diet for two years. This no not Boogie's choice.
2. Boogie let Nano think Boogie on diet. Boogie supplement. You probably wonder how Boogie find more foods. Let Boogie tell you, Boogie got moves you ain't never seen before.
3. Boogie almost love Big Baby and Boogie not proud.
4. Ok, ok, between Boogie and blogospehere, Boogie love Big Baby, but Boogie no not always like Big Baby. Boogie never say this stuffs outloud.
5. Nat still Boogie's toy. Boogie owns Nat and Nano thinks he owns Boogie. Nat not always good toy.
6. Front outside of Boogie's house much better for go-potty than back outside of Boogie's house.
7. When cold white stuff on ground, both front and back of Boogie's house no no good for go-potty.
8. When cold white stuff on ground, Boogie sometime go-potty inside Boogie's house. Nano let Nat go inside Boogie's house--why not Boogie?
9. At the house where lots of people look like Nat, there is new dog (who Boogie will talk about more 'nother time). Big Brown is bad, bad naughty girl. Big Brown is ruining Boogie's Sundays. Big Brown called "No-No" more than Boogie or Big Baby.
10. When Nat unlock Boogie bed in the morning, sometime Boogie pretend to be night-night still, so Boogie get loves before outside-go-potty.
11. How many more these Boogie gotta write?
12. In Boogie life, Boogie had 587 ear infections. (Boogie not sure on that number, but Boogie had whole lot.)
13. When Boogie was 'bout Big Baby's age, Boogie scratched Boogie's eyeball--it was so itch itch, Boogie couldn't help it. Nano had to rub squishy stuff on Boogie's eye and every stuff was all blurry. Don't scratch your eyeball--it only lead to sadness.
14. One good-girl time, Boogie found where Nat store the treats she no share with Boogie. Boogie figured how to open the doors of wood the treats sat behind. Boogie scratch, scratch scratch until doors popped open. Boogie gots so many treats, like Boogie deserve. Nat SO mad. Nat spank Boogie. Nat spank Boogie hard. As if Nat even have right, but also, Boogie no knew why Nat mad. Boogie saved some treat for Nat, which way more than Nat ever do for Boogie.
15. Boogie gots stuffs to do. Boogie no gots time for 100. Boogie gots to check behind wood doors again.

Ahh, So Truth

This so truth. 'Specially 'bout Boogie.

Boogie in Slump

Boogie no know what wrong. Boogie no feel like bloggin' lately. Maybe it the hot hot outside or the itch scratch the grass give Boogie bum. Whatever go bad, it make Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie.

Maybe it because Big Baby is even bigger. Big Baby came to Boogie's house and she was already big, but Big Baby kept growing and growing and Boogie thought Big Baby going to be as big as Nat. Big Baby no grow for long time. Then BOOM, Big Baby grow. Big Baby taller. What that happen? Big Baby no more supposed to grow--she old now, in Boogie years she is a teenager and still grow. Big Baby no even eat her foods good--sometime like a big stupid, she no eat all any. This no fair. No fair she grow and no fair she no eat and her foods don't go to hungry, hungry Boogie. So maybe this got Boogie down.

Boogie no sure what wrong or why Boogie no want to talk 'bout Boogie, but Boogie guess you all have to hang in there 'til Boogie figure stuffs out.

Aerial Boogie

In case you all had doubts, Boogie wanted to show that Boogie is cute, even from above. Boogie promise to be back soon--Boogie know Boogie not been good blogger lately.

Boogie to Mr. Could-Be-President

Hey, Mr. Could-Be-President, listen to Boogie. It took you long, long time to get this thing going. Now you competing with Old Dude to be Mr. President, and now you need to kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady off of your team. We all know Big, Not-So-Big Lady decided she would help you and get you some women's votes, but as Boogie as stated 'nother time, Boogie is better. Boogie got everything Big, Not-So-Big Lady has, except TV show and money and Boogie not same color, but that no matter. Boogie totally get you woman vote, pug vote, and every person vote, 'cause no one can resist the Boogie.

Number second thing Boogie want to talk to Mr. Could-Be-President about is Politic Lady. Politic Lady ran a long, long hard fight to be Ms. Could-Be-President. You won Mr. Could-Be-President and now Politic Lady wants to be Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. That a no-no bad idea. Politic Lady said a lot of bad things about Mr. Could-Be-President and all Politic Lady know is politic and bossin' stuff 'round. Politic Lady don't know 'bout loves, or treats, or 'xploring, or babies, or foods. Clearly, Boogie way better choice for Ms. Could-Be-Vice-President. Let Boogie tell you why. Boogie know all 'bout all this stuffs and Boogie lives with Big Baby all time, so Boogie knows how to deal with destruction, dirtiness, theft, bad brains and bad negotiations. You can see from picture how good Boogie is at talkin' 'bout stuff and workin' stuff out, even with silly Big Baby. Boogie better than any with bossin' stuff round and Boogie for sure better lookin' and has better clothes than Politic Lady.

Kick Big, Not-So-Big Lady out and don't let Politic Lady in. Pick Boogie. It's the only way to beat Old Dude.

Hot or Not

Here we have Sid and lady from movie with four people who turn into fire and rocks and stretchy stuffs and invisible stuffs--so not true, believe Boogie, if it possible to change into that stuffs, Boogie would do it. That lady in other stuff too where she wears lots of bikinis.

Sid gots nice legs and a pretty good studded collar, but that as far as compliments go. Here are the reason Sid should be ashamed:

1. Mouth hang open like mouth breather. Everyone know that just make a pug look low class. And his tongue hang too, that no-no bad. Boogie used to have same problem, but Boogie got it fixed with little nip and tuck--Sid should take example.

2. Purple leash not bad. Boogie admire Sid for taking chance. Boogie do not admire Sid for purple star pendant with purple leash. Purple star pendant take Sid beyond edgy pug and make Sid sissy pug. A purple star pendant? It nice to coordinate, but no matter how far unisex come, purple star jewelry never ok for man pug.

Sorry Sid, no matter how much stuffs and good legs you gots, you no score Boogie.

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Oh world...you have no idea what it like for Boogie.

Boogie Will Be Your Valentine

February is hard time of year. There's lots, lots pink everywhere and lots of dirty frozen stuffs and lots of dead Mr. President's birthdays and lots of sad people with no someone to love. Boogie here to help. Boogie here to be your valentine. Boogie loves and these pictures of Boogie make February good. Now you need no nothin' more.

To: Everyones

From: Boogie

Happy Valentine's Day! This your best valentine ever.


p.s. Mimi Lauru take look. This how real pug wears pink. Face it. Boogie got it and you no don't.

Hot or Not

Boogie decided it was time to weigh in on celebrity pugs. This where Boogie will ask whether famous pug is hot or not and then tell you.

Boogie start with Mimi Lauru and her big-eyed girl from 90210. Hot or Not?

Hmm. This one no hard. That pug not hot. Coloration bad. Face small. Not 'nuf wrinkles. And little pug, is that pleather you wearing? Boogie like pink, but pink pleather? That a NoNo.

Mimi Lauru, you deserve a spanking.

Holy Huge Pug

Boogie want you to look at the pug on left side of picture. That big pug. All pugs in picture are big, but that one HUGE.

So Boogie sees this picture and Boogie thinks it so unfair that Boogie not that big. Thinks of all things Boogie could do if Boogie that big? Thinks of all the foods Boogie have. All toys. All every stuffs. Boogie could open every fridge and eat all Boogie foods that Nano keep for his self. Boogie no problem get up on big bed Nat and Nano night night on. Boogie would not be moved or sent outside go potty if Boogie no want. And Big Baby wouldn't even be big--she just be Baby. Boogie would totally run, jump, bite Baby down.

Boogie would have looks, brains, AND bigness. Boogie would rule world, if Boogie that big.

Get Over It

Lately Nat. sits in her room and stares at a big square thing and moves her fingers and goes click, click, click. So basically Nat. doin' nothin'. That so boring. So Boogie try to get Nat. to do stuffs with Boogie. That make sense. Boogie need stuffs and Nat. not doin' nothin'.

Boogie snuff, then huff. Boogie growl. Boogie bark. None of this get Nat. to play--Nat keep sitting, staring, and clicking. Sometimes Nat. look at Boogie and ask what Boogie want. Duh. What you think Boogie want? Boogie want Nat. to play and be fun and no sit and stare.

As last try, Boogie get up on back legs and put head on Nat's chair, as close to Nat. as Boogie can get. (Boogie not that big.) But this no work either. Nat. keep staring and clicking. This so strange. What wrong with Nat.? Such so so weird. Something must be wrong with Nat. Nat. must be depressed. There no way she pass up Boogie to sit and stare if something not wrong.

Boogie hope she snap out of it soon. She got Boogie. What else she want? It probably Nano. Nano probably made her sad. She probably did a NoNo and Nano spanked Nat. Well, she just have to get over it. She have to learn what Boogie do. Nano spank, Boogie no care. Boogie no let what someone else think Boogie should do get Boogie down.

New Year's Resolutions

For Boogie, it pretty hard to decide on new year's resolutions. One, because Boogie not so sure what "resolutions" mean (don't act so smart, Boogie bet you don't either).

After 'lot of thinking and 'xploring, Boogie still deciding on goals for 2008. It most hard because Boogie pretty happy with Boogie and where Boogie going.

Boogie would like to look back at 2007 and talk 'bout some good things Boogie did:

Boogie traveled 'lot, 'lot. Many hours in Nat.'s car. So many hours, Boogie start to cry (that a secret between us, of course).

Boogie give to local charities. Mostly at the houses Nat's car take Boogie to. Boogie donate much time to make others happy. Boogie let people who look 'lot like Nat., pet, love and feed Boogie--this make people very happy.

Boogie taught Big Baby important things. Clearly, Big Baby have 'lot to learn. Luckily, Boogie is good teacher. Boogie stepped up this year and really showed Big Baby how things are done. Big Baby still get in Boogie's way and take Boogie's stuff and make Boogie mad, but Big Baby doing much better and Boogie feel that our relationship really better.

Boogie lost at least three pounds. Boogie know Boogie was good lookin' before diet and didn't really think there was room for better Boogie, but doctor's diet turned out good, thanks to Boogie. Now Boogie look trim and can play 'lot more. Boogie really brought sexy back this year.

Boogie is older and wiser. Boogie turned five. Five for you is 35 for Boogie. Boogie left twenties this year and became adult. Boogie is now mature woman, with experience (this part of the reason Big Baby and Boogie can get along now--Boogie so beyond games). Sure, Boogie got gray hair, but Boogie really wear them well and Boogie earned each and all.

Boogie learned value of Boogie life. Boogie had big bump appear on Boogie's face wrinkle. It got big fast, so Boogie was back to doctor. Before Boogie know it, Boogie was forced to go night night and when Boogie woke up, Boogie's face hurt, but big bump was gone. Doctor said she had to test big bump for cancer. That really make Boogie think 'bout what important. Mostly Boogie came to same idea as before--foods, 'xploring, love, night-night, foods--but still good to know Boogie was right all 'long.

That's 'lot to talk 'bout--Boogie need a 2008 nap. Happy Boogie Year!

A Very Boogie Christmas

Boogie knows it's been a long time and Boogie sorry for being gone, but Boogie always busy, 'specially during this season.

Don't think Boogie forgot 'bout you this Christmas. Boogie made something just for you. Go to this Boogie site and see what good things Boogie done:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1621573573

Happy Boogie Day!