Boogie Barf Lots

Boogie love Boogie's mini house--it Boogie's little house inside Boogie's big house. It Boogie's safe place. Boogie go there when Big Baby too much for to take (which be lots). When Boogie go night-night, Boogie get locked in Boogie's house. Mostly it not bad, 'cuz Boogie like Boogie's house. But it no no good when Boogie sick, 'cuz Boogie stuck. So what Boogie to do when Boogie gots barf? This Boogie's dilemma for other night. Boogie had to barf all over Boogie house--it vomit explosion. Gross. Lots gross.

Nat found barfy Boogie and barfy Boogie house in morning. Boogie had to have Boogie bath and then Boogie barf more in bath. Boogie shaky--Boogie no even want Boogie foods and that be saddest Boogie.

Boogie now feelin' better for foods. Nat and Nano cleaned out Boogie's house, but it still smell nucky. Boogie no no like it. Boogie no like Boogie's house no more. Boogie need new house. Boogie no dig nucky smells in Boogie house.

Kong Keeps Boogie Busy

Boogie love and hate Kong. Kong has Boogie treats, but Kong tries to keep Boogie's treats from Boogie--Boogie have to work to get treats out. Boogie try try try for hours. Boogie lost lots of fat tryin' for Kong.



Kong, you know Boogie win in end, so just give treats up.

Water. What it Good for?

Boogie given up water. What point? Water take up space in Boogie belly that should be used for foods. So stop askin' "Want some water, Boogie? Aren't you thirsty?" Boogie don't care if it's clean and fresh. Gimme somethin' Boogie can chew on. Somethin' meaty. Somethin' smelly. Somethin' worth Boogie's time and stomach space.

Reasons for to Reconsider Bird Poo

This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.

Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:

1. It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
2. It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
3. Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
4. Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.

One of Boogie mottos: try to try and get into somethin' new every day. Maybe it your day to try snack of poo.

This Just to Say...

Sometimes Boogie like to bite Big Baby thigh. Just jump up and give a good chomp.

It That Time of Year

It that good time of year when cold white stuff go away and little girls in green outfits come 'round with so so good cookies.

'Course Boogie still on special-diet (when Nat and Nano are looking), but how can Boogie resist one-time-a-year cookies? 'Specially when Boogie know where they be and how to get.

Boogie was at the house where everyone look like Nat and saw where one-time-a-year cookies were kept. Next week Boogie again at house where everyone look like Nat and the universe wanted Boogie to have cookies, Boogie know for sure, 'cuz everyone who look like Nat, Nat, and Nano all left Boogie (and BigBig dog) alone with knowledge of where cookies be.

Boogie open cupboard, get once-a-year cookies (lots of boxes), tear open, and eat. Oooh Universe, thank you. Boogie mean, Boogie would got cookies anyway, somehow, with or without Universe help, but Boogie not gonna turn down good-girl fortune.

In end, Boogie got two boxes of once-a-year cookies and shared with BigBig dog that lives at the house where everyone looks like Nat. As bonus extra, bones for chewing be in same cupboard with cookies.

See? Universe smiling on Boog.

See Nat and Nano? Universe no think Boogie bad girl. Universe agree with Boogie needs and not with no no bad diets.

Mmm, Toasty

Boogie love to sit by heat vents. It be all warm and blowy warm. Boogie found a huge heat vent that's warmer and lasts longer than small floor ones. Boogie sit right up next to it and luva the heat--so so good.

Unlike other Boogie house heaters, this one sometimes be open, open enough for Boogie to fit. So Boogie stick her head in to for extra toasty-ness. It feel great, like sunshine. So who know why Nat force Boogie out. Once Nat leave for all-day 'xploring, Boogie do it again and would you know? Nano force Boogie out and shut doors to Boogie's giant heat vent. Jerk.

Today while Nat not watchin' Boogie put head in and it still toasty lovely, then Boogie put feets in and try to figure where the barbeque smell comin' from. Boogie think it the best heat vent of all time: toasty and gives foods. 'Course Nat yell at Boogie as soon as Boogie start 'xploring the smell and force Boogie out of heat vent before Boogie find foods. But no no worry, Boogie will find way to get to heats and barbeque.

Who wanna bring the buns?

Boogie Minty Fresh

This picture show other thing Boogie did on Boogie-cation. Boogie tryin' to get better breath. Nano always say how bad it be.

And serious, Boogie try anything at now point. Special-diet is no no bad pits. Think 'bout it. What if you had to eat one thing over and over and that all you got? Even if it somethin' good like hamburger, imagine eatin' hamburger and only hamburger for every foods, every treat for weeks and weeks. Boogie promise, you be sick of burger. (Oh what Boogie would give or take for hamburger right now... sweet sweet hamburger....)

So yes, while on Boogie-cation, Boogie jump in Nano's seat while Nano and Nat out of car and Boogie ate hunk of Nano's gum, foil and all stuffs.

You don't know what it like. Don't judge Boogie.

Boogie-cation

Boogie went on a trip. For most part it was great. Boogie got to 'xplore lots and climb up stuffs and go for lots of rides.


One big bad: while Boogie 'xploring Boogie stepped on something that left pokey things all over Boogie paw, Boogie leg, Boogie belly, and Boogie sweater. This last time to see Boogie in this sweater--it no no be saved, so full of small pokes.


Nat and Nano took forever to get all pokes out of Boogie. Boogie kept trying to tell, "Hey, this good. Boogie deal." But oh no, every time Boogie try to relieve them of their remove-poker duties, they yell at Boogie, "No! Stop it. No. Stay still. Nono. NooOOO!!!" Talk 'bout boring times.

Boogie have one more story from Boogie-cation, but that for later.

Should Boogie Be Offended?

Turns out, Buffy vampires modeled after Boogie. Should Boogie be offended? Boogie choose no. Buffy vampires be powerful and get what they want. Boogie down with that. Plus, you know how many times Boogie wanted to bite some humans in last few weeks? Lots. Special-diet makes Boogie cranky.

Boogie Hate That Word

Last night Boogie went to house where everyone look like Nat. Usually at house where everyone look like Nat, Boogie get lots of love and most 'portant, Boogie get lots of treats and foodz. But no last night. Last night everyone kept using the word "special-diet." And no one would give Boogie any stuffs and when stuffs fell on floor, Boogie picked up so so fast by Nat or Nat look-alike, Boogie no have time to take. But all other dogs take take take, and taunt Boogie with tongue smacking and drools of all found stuffs.

House where everyone look like Nat is house where Boogie gets stuff Boogie's heart desire, until yesterday and that horrible word "special-diet."

Boogie been on diet (or so Nano think) for over two years, but why now "special-diet?" Special-diet ruins Boogie life. Boogie no care what doctor say, Boogie no want to live without Boogie's number one love: foodz, all every kind of foodz.

Boogie Gots Cold Feets

Here's somethin' no ones sees often: Boogie's wet paws. Boogie hates gettin' feets wet or cold or dirty or any combine of those. But here Boogie proves, when situation be dire, Boogie will get Boogie's foots wet like any insane Big Baby.

Happy Valentine's Day

Nat and Nano, Boogie hope Boogie's message perfect clear.

What the Bleep?!

Boogie found something out. Nat and Nano made valentines and this year Boogie not on valentine. Who in picture if not Boogie, you ask? Big Baby, that who. Um, no. This worst disaster since Big Baby came to stay in Boogie house. Last year Boogie had to be on valentine with Big Baby and that bad 'nuf, but now Boogie been outed. This no fly. As you see, whole thing be no no bad.


Well, Boogie show them. Boogie show Big Baby. Boogie show you. Watch out stupid world of heart and pink and nummy treats and sweets frosting, it Boogie's turn to show who should be valentine and be on every valentine, every year and all time.

Just give Boogie little time.

Boogie's Loss is Boogie's Gain

Boogie lost three teeth in matter of minutes and so can you with doctor's help. Boogie highly rec'mend. You have no idea what missing. Boogie didn't neither. Since Boogie's loss of tooths, Boogie full energy. Boogie feel like puppy again. Since Boogie not so tired, Boogie have time for all Boogie ideas. Boogie got into cupboard again and got some white powdery stuffs out. It not taste as good as chocolate powder, but still good. Boogie more ambitious without teeths, so Boogie pull it into several places in Boogie's house. Best news is the carpet still tastes like sweet even after days of Big Baby licking and licking Boogie's good job. 'Course, Boogie got in no no bad trouble--more spanks, more yells, more time outs.

Day after powder play, Boogie pulled out everything in Nat's bag, but nothing for eats there, so Boogie left it. Same day Boogie open different cupboard and pull out bottle of blue water stuffs. It opened right up for Boogie on floor. It turn out not to be foods, so Boogie left that too.

Boogie so excited 'bout Boogie's new body. Don't wait. Lose three teeths today and you can do like Boogie.

3 Boogie Teeths Gone

The doctor took 3 of Boogie's teeths, not 1, but 3. This seem like big rip off. Number 1, Boogie not prepared to give up so much of Boogie. Number 2, doctor didn't even give Boogie teeths for Tooth Fairy to come and give Boogie stuffs. Even if the teeths was diseased and broked, Tooth Fairy no care, he still give me the goods, but no teeth, no goods.


Doctor said Boogie would just want to go home and go sleep after tooth taking, 'cause of all the night night drugs and pain meds. Doctor mis-underestimate Boogie. Boogie could barely walk, Boogie couldn't even hold up own tail, but Boogie stay awake and demanded Boogie foods. It was hard day--Boogie deserved good stuffs, even if Boogie have fewer teeths for chews. If you look close you can see blood on Boogie's jowls--it take a real woman to eat foods in such condition.

Boogie Demand Inequality

Big Baby got it in that big, hairy black head of hers that Big Baby deserve equality. Pshhh. This silliest thing Boogie heard in long time. Silliest since Nano said if Boogie don't listen, Nano gonna give Boogie to gypsies, (then even most silliest Nano adopted Big Baby, his very own gypsy).

Anyways, usually in morning time, Boogie pretend to still be night night when Nat let Big Baby out to go potty. This give Boogie lots of time to get Boogie aloneness and also some love time. Well, stupid Big Baby won't go potty without Boogie anymore. Big Baby wants all to be equal. Look at this face. Do this look like the face of a Boogie who lookin' for equality? Boogie demand inequality and Boogie demand Nat to push Big Baby outside and restore Boogie's system.

Once again, Big Baby find way to ruin Boogie's mojo.

Sahhrry

Boogie had no idea that the pug video game Boogie posted made noise. Boogie heard the music and wanted to scream. Sahhrry you had to hear that. No more pug games on Boogie site.

Boogie Gots a Broked Tooth

When Boogie went to doctor, Boogie given lots of medicines. Boogie's medicines take long time in morning and at night night, but good things is Boogie's lots less itch. Boogie's bum is free of diaper--that's 'nother New Year's resolution crossed off.

Other thing doctor found was Boogie's broked molar. It broked right in half and look real bad and yes, smell real real bad. In a couple weeks Boogie gots to remove--that gonna suck, but at least Boogie no have to pay for it. (Boogie not even sorry Nano have to pay. Boogie pay for so much of Nano's bad man doings.)

Boogie would show you picture of Boogie's nucky tooth, 'xcept Boogie don't let no one in Boogie's mouth, except doctor with hands of strong and force.

Boogie Did Something So Good and Got in Trouble So Bad

Boogie 'xplored Boogie's way into new cupboard while Nat and Nano were away for all-day 'xplorin. It only fair that Boogie should 'xplore too. Boogie found a big container of chocolate powder--lots and lots of dry, small chocolate. 'Course it no easy for Boogie to get container open, but Boogie credit the Kong for giving needed skills to get small chocolates out of closed canister. Boogie ates and ates and ates. It heaven.


Until Nano came home that is. Then it was NoNo Bad Girl and he get SOOOooo mad at Boogie. He even put Boogie in the cupboard and say something like, "If you like it in here, stay in here." Um. Duh. Boogie don't like it in the cupboard, Boogie like what in cupboard for eats. And also plus, what in cupboard help Boogie fulfill New Year's resolute: eat better.

Boogie didn't even eat all of the dry chocolate. Boogie totally left some for later, so get over it.