Thankfulness

Reading Boogie blog, you maybe think Boogie unthankful, but that no true. Boogie be thankful, but Boogie no be stupid thankful. Boogie be top thankful, mid thankful, low thankful and no thankful.

Boogie top thankful for:
- Foods when sun come up
- Foods when sun go down
- Treats
- Bones
- Boogie cuteness
- Boogie bed
- Boogie house
- Foods Nat and Nano drop on floor and Boogie grab with Boogie speed

Boogie mid thankful for:
- Loves
- Nat
- Nano

Boogie low thankful for:
- Big Baby
- Boogie medicines

Boogie no thankful for:
- cold white stuff on ground
- spankings for Boogie protest against cold white stuff and Boogie going potty on Boogie carpet
- Boogie itch itch itch
- Boogie mole under Boogie armpit (one scratch and it blood, blood, blood--Boogie way more strong than Boogie mole)

Even Camera Know It

You see how this picture show Boogie in focus and Big Baby is big blur? That 'cuz even camera know Boogie is most important and Big Baby is big stupid.

Ah, Boogie Loves

Sometimes, loves is all Boogie need.

It a very short time before Boogie need other stuffs, but it still a time.

Boogie Queen of Mountain

It called survival of fittest.

Happy Halloween or Worst Holiday of Boogie Year

Do Boogie need to say how lame it be to dress a dog up like a dog?



And then when Boogie think she free of being a double dog, Boogie get dressed up like a yellow who-know-what.




Halloween be great in Boogie theory, 'cuz there be lots of chocolate and treats for nuthin', but in Boogie real world, Boogie no get no free chocolate, but do get forced to lots of stupid costumes.

Stupid Silver Thing

Nat and Nano always stare at stupid silver things. The silver things are square and stupid and Nat and Nano sits for hours with stupid silver things.



It ridiculous. Why stare at stupid silver thing when they could be loving, playing, or treating Boogie?


Boogie try to get Nat and Nano to stop, Boogie try hard. Boogie try long. Boogie try so long and hard, Boogie fall night night.

Why no sit and stare at Boogie? Boogie way more better than stupid silver thing.

Boogie Bringing Sexy Back?

Not in this outfit Boogie not.

People? Please. This bad-girl ridiculous. Boogie no need collar. Boogie no need dress shirt. Boogie no need anchors sewn to no-needed shirt.

Plus, you have no no idea how much it scratch Boogie itch.

Boogie and Kong Reunion

Kong been missing for way so so long time, like years probably. Boogie knew Kong would not leave Boogie for good. It only a matter of time before Kong come crawlin' back to Boogie paws.

Kong, Boogie glad you be back. Now hand over Boogie's treats.

Big Baby New Bed. No. Boogie New Bed.

Silly Nano bought Big Baby a new bed. First all, yeah right. What Nano thinkin'? All new things be Boogie's first, then Big Baby can use them when 'nother new thing come. It called hand-Boogie's-down.


Numbers 2: Big Baby such a big baby. She don't dare get whole Big Baby body on new bed.


So, third number 3, Boogie show Big Baby how it be done and how Big Baby should be doin' it when newer new big bed brought to Boogie house.

Boogie Could Apologize

Boogie maybe say sorry for bein' gone for long time, but this Boogie blog. Deal.





Nat been home way lots more. She no go 'xploring every day like before. At first Boogie thought this good, but Boogie now have no time for Boogie plans. Nat keep stoppin' Boogie long before Boogie start.

Boogie must be much quick when Nat do leave. Boogie went to whole lots of work to get in cupboard, Boogie pull every stuff out and what did Boogie get for all Boogie trouble? Paper stuffs, black bitter stuffs, and locked in Boogie house for so so long times. Nat said to think 'bout what Boogie did. Yeah, Boogie thoughts about it. It be a Boogie trap. Black bitter stuffs smell so so good and Boogie use good-girl skills to get it. Then what? Black stuff is no no bad treat. What a crock.

Is Boogie sorry? Yeah, Boogie sorry. Boogie sorry Boogie waste all good work for nothin'.

Oops Boog Did it Again

Ha ha ha! Boogie got into foods closet, again. Ha ha to all Nats and Nanos who think they can keep Boogie down. That silly note on the door no help. Tellin' Boogie no-no no help. Spanking Boogie no help. And those silly talks with Boogie certainly no help. Boogie will always win: Boogie gots passion and Boogie never give up Boogie beliefs. Soon as you learn that, things be 'lot easier for you sillies.

Boogie Be Bad and Boogie Belly Feel Good

Boogie belly feel so good after Boogie opened closet door, got into foods closet and tip over Boogie's foods and eat all spilled foods, Boogie still want more. Boogie 'xplored all over house and kitchen, tryin' to find more foods. That how good the Boogie break in was.

Next morning Boogie so, so hungry, Boogie cry and cry. That how hungry Boogie was.

Oh foods, Boogie love you. Give Boogie more sweet belly love.

'Portance of Boogie Bark

When there be a ding-dong or a knocking at Boogie front door, Boogie bark. This important. For sake of Nat and Nano, let Boogie 'xplain. If someone at door that Boogie like and know, Boogie bark tell them yes, Boogie be home, hold on and Boogie be with you soon. If someone at door that Boogie no like or no know, Boogie bark tell them, yes, Boogie home and you be scared, SCRAM! you no welcome.

So dumbsicles, stop tellin' Boogie to shush. Boogie bark important. Boogie bark keep you safe.

Someone Stole Boogie's Green Stuff

This picture of Boogie when Boogie's yard was still good and padded in green. This what Boogie's yard look like now:

Dirt dirty dirt. This horrible. Who would do such thing to Boogie yard? Where Boogie's green padding go? Where all Boogie go potty spots go? How Nano and Nat let somethin' like this happen? There no way to go potty without touching dirt. It disgusting. It like Boogie third-class. As if.

Boogie's Trouble with Itchees

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick paw.

Itch itch.
Boogie chew paw.

Itch.
Nano say stop.

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick and bite and paw squeaks.

Nano say STOP. Boogie stop.

Itch itch ITCH ITCH. Boogie start licks. ITCH ITCHERY ITCHEROO. Boogie chew chew CHEWCHEW.
Itch.

Nat yell.
Boogie soft itchy. Lick lick.
Itchy...itch. ITCH. Boogie chews.

Itcheee! Nat yell and hold out dreaded head cone.
Boogie stop.

'Til Nat and Nano go 'xploring.

Shh. Boogie itch.

Boogie Barf Lots

Boogie love Boogie's mini house--it Boogie's little house inside Boogie's big house. It Boogie's safe place. Boogie go there when Big Baby too much for to take (which be lots). When Boogie go night-night, Boogie get locked in Boogie's house. Mostly it not bad, 'cuz Boogie like Boogie's house. But it no no good when Boogie sick, 'cuz Boogie stuck. So what Boogie to do when Boogie gots barf? This Boogie's dilemma for other night. Boogie had to barf all over Boogie house--it vomit explosion. Gross. Lots gross.

Nat found barfy Boogie and barfy Boogie house in morning. Boogie had to have Boogie bath and then Boogie barf more in bath. Boogie shaky--Boogie no even want Boogie foods and that be saddest Boogie.

Boogie now feelin' better for foods. Nat and Nano cleaned out Boogie's house, but it still smell nucky. Boogie no no like it. Boogie no like Boogie's house no more. Boogie need new house. Boogie no dig nucky smells in Boogie house.

Kong Keeps Boogie Busy

Boogie love and hate Kong. Kong has Boogie treats, but Kong tries to keep Boogie's treats from Boogie--Boogie have to work to get treats out. Boogie try try try for hours. Boogie lost lots of fat tryin' for Kong.



Kong, you know Boogie win in end, so just give treats up.

Water. What it Good for?

Boogie given up water. What point? Water take up space in Boogie belly that should be used for foods. So stop askin' "Want some water, Boogie? Aren't you thirsty?" Boogie don't care if it's clean and fresh. Gimme somethin' Boogie can chew on. Somethin' meaty. Somethin' smelly. Somethin' worth Boogie's time and stomach space.

Reasons for to Reconsider Bird Poo

This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.

Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:

1. It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
2. It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
3. Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
4. Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.

One of Boogie mottos: try to try and get into somethin' new every day. Maybe it your day to try snack of poo.

This Just to Say...

Sometimes Boogie like to bite Big Baby thigh. Just jump up and give a good chomp.