Boogie Prove Boogie Toughness, Again

Who you think be toughest of these three? Who you think be most brave?

Boogie give you a hint: it not wearing yellow. It not wearing tights. Boogie give you 'nother hint: it start with a "B" and end in "oogie."

If you no guess Boogie, you stupid. 'Cuz Boogie so brave, so tough, no one compete. Not Hulk Hogan, not Superman. The latest proof be that Boogie got her nail stuck in Boogie's house between the bars. Nat told Boogie to hold still, but Boogie moved Boogie's paw so, so Boogie fast. Boogie got Boogie's nail unstuck in no time. Boogie only yelp one small time. Nat look down and there be blood and no more nail. Yep, Boogie ripped Boogie's nail out and Boogie not even limp. Boogie amazing. Nat way more scared than Boogie.

It been awhile since the nail came out. And know what? Boogie grew Boogie's nail back like it no, no never happen. See? Boogie so more amazing and tough than any dude in small pants.

Boogie's New Year

Boogie took a too-long car ride for New Year. Nat and Nano made Boogie do it.

But now car ride is over and Boogie thinkin' 'bout New Year. Some say this New Year of dragon, some say world be ending. Boogie say, everyone give Boogie stuffs and call it "The Year of the Boog."

Boogie hear it better to give than to get. Boogie happy to be the getter of yer giving. So get yer treats, loves, treats and foods and give every all to Boogie. It will make you and Boogie's year the best, 'specially Boogie's.

Happy Boogie Year, one and every all!

Merry Christmas Not to Boogie

Boogie thought Halloween be worst holiday of the year. Not anymore. Way to go Nat and Nano, you ruin Boogie's Christmas. Why Boogie have no party day where Boogie just free and naked and be happy?

Yep. Snowflake PJs.

Embarrassing.

Seriously?

And to make matters horrible worst, Big Baby won't stop kissing Boogie. Big Baby, go find yer own Christmas pajamas and leave Boogie alone. Boogie gots to find a way to stop Boogie clothes. Boogie not doll.

Boogie Promise More Soon...

But for now:

Makin' Stuffs Better

The way it should be:

Oh Yes, Oh Yes, We Did

Well, Big Baby finally gone and did it. Big Baby finally come in handy. Big Baby stoled a big block of cheese off the counter. Now, if Boogie big 'nuf, Boogie totally do it Boogie self, but Boogie be little. So in a fit of yesyes good girl, Big Baby stoled the whole cheese. It amazing. Big Baby pull cheese down. And Boogie ates and ates and ates. Oh, cheddar. Oh, cheese. It feel so good to be back to Boogie roots. Back to eatings and no one stopping Boogie.

'Course, Big Baby and Boogie both gots in trouble. And 'course there be shouts of noNo bad girls. NonoNO stealing! Nono!NOOOOoo more cheese! Then, like all thing Big Baby, Big Baby feel oh so so bads. But Boogie didn't. Boogie feel real good. 'Cuz not only Boogie gots lots of cheese, but Big Baby gots lots of sad mad bad trouble. It be a really good Boogie day.

All Boogie needs now is crackers. And milk. And cookies. Chocolate. Oh. And peanut butter.

'Tis Boogie's Season

Merry Christmas every all and happy Boogie year! This time is not Boogie's favorite, 'cuz cold white stuffs be everywhere, but it not a no no bad time. It good 'cuz it full of presents and foods and foods and more foods and more stuffs. And if there anything Boogie like it's foods, foods, foods and presents full of foods.

'Tis time for Boogie to get every stuffs Boogie been wanting all Boogie's life. So when is Santa coming to Boogie's? Boogie got this one small present of bones and one stupid green ribbon, but that not nearly close to all Boogie wanted, so Santa better be comin' to Boogie soon--Boogie sure Santa saved the best for last. Boogie been a really good girl this year--someone better bring Boogie everything Boogie want and fast. Or Santa soon see the true meaning of no no bad girl.


p.s. Santa, please take stupid Small Big Baby away again. Small Big Baby back and she really buggin' Boogie. Small Big Baby think she so so smart and cute and perfect white. Seriously Santa, remove Small Big Baby and bring chocolate in her place.

White Stuffs, Again

Cold, white stuffs has come again. And it not like only white stuffs be cold--every stuffs is cold again. Boogie hate it. You would too ifs you have to go potty outside. A few days ago, white stuffs so big, it tried to eat Boogie. White stuffs was as tall as Boogie. Of course Boogie refuse to let white stuffs eat Boogie.

Every time cold and white stuffs come to outside, Boogie put up Boogie revolt. Boogie go potty inside. It not fair. You all get to potty inside, where booties keep warm. This time, Boogie found perfect hiding spot for Boogie go-potty. Boogie climbed in a basket on the ground in Nat and Nano's room. In basket there be a sheet. Boogie go potty on sheet, every stuff absorbed, every stuff hidden. And no mess on carpet for Boogie to be in trouble.

Nat pulled sheet out later and Boogie wrong. Boogie in lots and lots trouble. It bad go-potty situation. Boogie did Boogie best. It just bad Boogie's potty spot be found. Boogie gonna have to brave the cold white stuff 'til Nat and Nano forget to be so mads.

Boogie-ween

This little bit late, but still worth showin', 'cuz once again, Halloween be bunch of nasty tricks for Boogie.

Here Nano be showin' Boogie off like big piece of pumpkin meat. Boogie not piece of meat. Boogie don't even like pumpkins.

This time Boogie not only be forced into outfit of pumpkin, but also too, Boogie have to wear same stupid pumpkin as Big Baby. And did Boogie get to run 'round neighborhood and take treats from all everyone? Oh no. Boogie stuck at Boogie house while tons of little people take all Boogie's treats away.

This Nothing New

Oh, you sick? Boogie feel so so bad for you. Oh, you tired? That just be no no bad. Oh, you can't breathes good and it be hard to lift Boogie with all Boogie hair flyin' round. Oh, no. Oh, you don't want Boogie hair on you. Oh, that so so sad.

Boo Boogie hoo.

Listen, Nat and Nano. Boogie understand that sometime you be sick. Sometime you no feel so so good. Boogie get it and Boogie sorry. But Boogie also get that you be Boogie's people. And because you Boogie's you gots responsibilities. With great Boogie come great responsibility. Boogie make that clear from Boogie day one. When Boogie hungry, Boogie be fed. When Boogie need to go potty, Boogie go outside. When Boogie bored, Boogie play. When Boogie need cuddles, Boogie must be cuddled. When Boogie done with cuddles, Boogie must stop the cuddle. It very simple.

Boogie be constant. Boogie always demand what best for Boogie. And Nat and Nano, you needs forever come last Boogie place.

Boogie Sick Sick Sick of Pictures

Boogie so so tired of all Boogie photos. With Nat it be photo Boogie this and photo Boogie that. And Nano not no no much better. And it not just when Boogie know Boogie cute. Oh no. It when they know Boogie want foods or Kong or anything, 'cuz Boogie know what Boogie want and Boogie want a lot.

Oh, Boogie know, Boogie cute always forever and Boogie know all Boogie time be worth picture. But Boogie no need 55 times of photo on Boogie bed or Boogie with Nat or Boogie tryin' to get stuffs that rightfully Boogie's. Boogie need privacy. Boogie need respect. Boogie need foods. Boogie need treats. Boogie need Nat and Nano to give Boogie a picture rest.

When camera come out, Boogie look away. Boogie run away.

Oh, Boogie Butter Yeah.

Now that what Boogie be talkin' 'bout. This kinda art Boogie gots joy for. Mmm. It pretty one Boogie minute. Mmm yummy, foods in belly next Boogie minute. It go down oh so easy.

See?!

Boogie told you all everyone. Boogie live with monster. Big Baby monster. Don't no one gots a brush 'round here?

Boogie-cation

Boogie left Boogie house for one two, maybe three or ten Boogie days (car ride musta have be 3 Boogie days alone--Boogie car ride SOooo long foreverness. Boogie cry 'cuz it be so so forever). Boogie went 'xploring to place where older Nano be. Older Nano call Boogie, "Booger," which not no-no nice, but Older Nano house way nice, so Boogie put up with Booger. And Older Nano gots little Boogie doors. Boogie decide when Boogie come and go--that for sure how Boogie life should be. Boogie know when Boogie want to go out and Boogie definitely know when Boogie want to come in and it stupid ridiculous for Boogie to sit and bark to come in to Boogie own house.

Only bad stuffs be the sores Boogie got on Boogie belly while Boogie 'xploring. Boogie think Boogie got owee from stairs, but Boogie no be sure, 'cuz Boogie 'lots tough, Boogie no notice when owee happen.

Boogie loves the sunbathe. Boogie really needed time for get away and be relax. Boogie 'lots stressed from all Boogie work, a weekend of sun and sleep do Boogie the good.

Let Boogie Be Written, Let Boogie Be Know

There be a new boy dog that moved in next door to Boogie. Of course, Big Baby love New Boy. Big Baby want to go outside all time to see New Boy. Big Baby run around with New Boy like it most wonderful day in all Big Baby life. It gross. Big Baby give love like easiest thing. Boogie no tramp. Boogie no no so easy. Boogie ignore New Boy. It like New Boy not close to there. That will teach New Boy.

But Nat ruin every good Boogie plan, like forever always. Nat come outside and see New Boy and do Nat play it cool like Boogie? No. Nat act like Big Baby. Nat give loves to New Boy and tell New Boy how cute New Boy be. New Boy done no no nothin' to earn Nat loves and Boogie be angry.

Boogie bark and bark and barks and try to bite New Boy. And what do New Boy do? New Boy pretend like Boogie playing. Boogie run. Boogie bark. Boogie tackle New Boy. And still New Boy think it fun and games. New Boy and Big Baby so too much alike. No wonder Big Baby love New Boy so much.

This be Boogie declaration: Boogie no think New Boy cute. Boogie no like New Boy. Boogie hate New Boy. Boogie bigger than New Boy. Boogie must keep Nat from New Boy at all Boogie cost.

New Boy, this Boogie war.

Boogie Relates

Boogie get it. Boogie totally get it:

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Why humans be so lame?

Boogie Eats Somethin' So So Badness

Boogie went outside to go potty and what did Boogie find? Boogie found bird. Boogie found bird that no more movin' no more. Boogie sniffed. Boogie pawed. Boogie ate. Boogie ate and ate. That what a wild Boogie would do, right? Boogie tryin' to get back to Boogie roots.

Boogie can eats most every stuff and all be good in Boogie belly. No more movin' bird made Boogie belly hurt real no no bad. In very small minute, no more movin' bird come back out of Boogie mouth. Boogie barf and barf and lots barf. Nat got mad. Real mad. When Nat saw what Boogie barfed up, Nat say, "Oh, no. No. NoNO! This is disgusting. I'm going to barf." Ok, first Nat, it not disgusting, it natural. And number 2, Nat no eat the no more movin' bird, so Boogie know Nat no have no reason to barf.

Moral of Boogie story be: Boogie wild and crazy, but Boogie keeps away from no more movin' stuffs, 'cuz no more movin' stuff too hard to eats. Boogie not never no more eat no more movin' bird again.

Boogie Injury

Last week, all of sudden, Boogie feel real no no bad. Not like usual when Boogie feel bad and Boogie do somethin' so good, Nano say Boogie naughty. No, this time Boogie feel bad and lots and lots of pain. Boogie hurt in Boogie back all of sudden. It like someone pinching Boogie back all every day. Boogie just lie 'round all time, 'cuz it hurt so so much. Boogie tail won't even stay curled, that how bad. Finally, Nat and Nano start givin' Boogie lots and lots of ham and Boogie feel lots and lots of better. See? Boogie always say foods is the answer.

'Course, the good part of the hurt is that Boogie get lots of loves and the special Boogie treatment. And let Boogie tell you, even though Boogie feelin' 'lots better from magic ham, Boogie gonna milk this for all Boogie worth.

"Oh, Boogie. You poor thing. Let me carry you upstairs." Yes, good idea.

"Oh, poor Boogie. You shouldn't go down so many stairs. Let's go potty out front instead." Yes, definitely. Oh, owee. It really do hurt.

"Oh, my little poor Boogie. Do you need to sleep on our bed tonight?" Oh, yes. That will make Boogie feel little less no no bad. Pick Boogie up soft.

"Oh, my sad sad little poor poor Boogie. Careful. Don't jump from the car. I'll lift you." Ahh. Perfect. This almost the treatment Boogie always forever deserve.

Boogie Hair Loss

Boogie losing Boogie hair. It coming out by the paw full. All of sudden it won't stopping leaving Boogie. What if it never stop and Boogie go bald? A bald Boogie is no Boogie. Boogie always lose 'lot of hair 'lot of time, but this be crazy.

What be more crazy is Nat. Nat say, "Oh Boogie, you are shedding like mad. Looks like it's time for your summer coat." Then Nat pull out Boogie brush. First, Boogie like to say Boogie don't need no summer coat--it hot outside and if Nat try to put coat on Boogie, Boogie will no no be happy. Number 2, Boogie hate bein' brushed. Boogie forced to stand still for so so long and lots and more pieces of Boogie leave Boogie.

Booge try to run, but Nat grab Boogie tail and Boogie gots no defense. Nat brush and brush and brush and brushbrushBRUSHbrush, brush, brush brush brushBRUSH. Ok, that 'nuf already! Boogie so beautiful. Boogie gots no more tangles. And Boogie no need no more help goin' bald.

Boogie the Impression

Boogie think Boogie found a new career, besides Boogie's career in foods, of course. This Boogie's impression of a French Bulldog. Heehee.