Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Boogie Eat Corn

Nano gave Boogie corn, and it be awesome, and so be Boogie. Boogie and corn be awesome.

Nat got mad, but not at Boogie. It be awesome. Boogie awesome.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Jealous of Boogie

Oh, so so true.

Saturday, June 02, 2012

Bah to Big Baby

Big Baby so stupid. Look at her. "Oh, look how cute I is. I gots a big plastic bone and it hanging from my mouth. Look at me. Look at me. Lookatme!"

This Boogie's trick for long, long time and Boogie never use no fake bone. Boogie only use real deal.

Don't steal. Don't fake. Don't bug. Lame-o, Big Baby.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Rubber Ducky No Boogie Friend

Boogie hate Rubber Ducky. Rubber Ducky be no, no bad. Bad, bad. fEvery time Ducky squeaks in Ducky's high-pitch Ducky voice, Boogie tell Ducky to shut it.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Boogie Interrupts

Um, yes, of course Boogie interrupt Nat when Boogie need stuffs, or when Boogie be bored, or when Boogie need foods, or when Boogie need treats, or when Boogie don't know what Boogie need--Boogie just need, okay?

Nat sit and click, click, click and stare, stare, stare for so, so long. It ridiculous. Boogie so much better than click, click, clickin'.

Boogie needs stuffs, it time to stop clickin', stop starin', stop asking, "What's wrong?" Time to start doin'--doin' stuffs for Boogie. When Boogie is no no taken serious, Boogie get serious--see how Nat can't see no more? Nat no see, no click, no stare.

Take that, Nat.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

What You Talkin' 'Bout, Fool?

Boogie gots bling, like good 'nuf to be Mr. T bling, but way, way more cuter than Mr. T. Way more.

(Boogie bling be so, so heavy--don't 'spect Boogie to keep this thing on.)

Monday, February 20, 2012

Owee Boogie

Did you hear Boogie? Owee. Ow. Ow. Owee. Boogie back and hip and legs and all every stuffs hurts. A lots. It not good-Boogie-day. Nat and Nano put this thing on Boogie that be really warm.

Big Baby keep tryin' to lay on Boogie's warm thing. Big Baby totally squishin' Boogie. Big Baby make the bad stuffs the worst stuffs. Listen Big Baby, Boogie's sick, so Boogie gets all every stuffs and Big Baby get nothin'. Every time Big Baby try to get somethin', even one little loves, Boogie gonna cry and run after Big Baby. Boogie gonna bite Big Baby. Seriously. Back off. Boogie gots things that need fixed, but Boogie still no baby.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Late Happy Boogie-tine

Boogie didn't get this up in time for love day, but here's a late Boogie-tine for all.

Boogie be Queen of Your Hearts...and other stuffs.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Boogie Show How it Be Done

A Boogie lesson for all people who act like Big Baby, and be a big baby all time. You gots to take whats you want, when you want. See how Boogie took that bone from Big Baby? Boogie does that lots and lots. Boogie goes after what Boogie wants. Boogie gets what Boogie wants. 'Specially from scaredy babies.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Boogie Prove Boogie Toughness, Again

Who you think be toughest of these three? Who you think be most brave?

Boogie give you a hint: it not wearing yellow. It not wearing tights. Boogie give you 'nother hint: it start with a "B" and end in "oogie."

If you no guess Boogie, you stupid. 'Cuz Boogie so brave, so tough, no one compete. Not Hulk Hogan, not Superman. The latest proof be that Boogie got her nail stuck in Boogie's house between the bars. Nat told Boogie to hold still, but Boogie moved Boogie's paw so, so Boogie fast. Boogie got Boogie's nail unstuck in no time. Boogie only yelp one small time. Nat look down and there be blood and no more nail. Yep, Boogie ripped Boogie's nail out and Boogie not even limp. Boogie amazing. Nat way more scared than Boogie.

It been awhile since the nail came out. And know what? Boogie grew Boogie's nail back like it no, no never happen. See? Boogie so more amazing and tough than any dude in small pants.