Sunday, December 27, 2009

What Bullpoops

Here is Love box. Boogie found Love box in Nano's stuffs, 'cuz Boogie be super explorer. Boogie know there be chocolate in that Love box, Boogie smell it and Boogie want it. Stupid Love box won't give it up. Love box is worse than Kong.

Boogie tried and worked and bites and scratch with all Boogie skills, and still Love box no give Boogie chocolate. No way this thing be real Love box. Love box no give no love. What bullpoops.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Boogie Don't Want to Hear a Word

Shut up. It cold outside. Someone got to keep Boogie warm.




Cuddles with Big Baby be better than no cuddles no where.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Ughhh

Another thing Boogie no thankful for.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Thankfulness


Reading Boogie blog, you maybe think Boogie unthankful, but that no true. Boogie be thankful, but Boogie no be stupid thankful. Boogie be top thankful, mid thankful, low thankful and no thankful.

Boogie top thankful for:
- Foods when sun come up
- Foods when sun go down
- Treats
- Bones
- Boogie cuteness
- Boogie bed
- Boogie house
- Foods Nat and Nano drop on floor and Boogie grab with Boogie speed

Boogie mid thankful for:
- Loves
- Nat
- Nano

Boogie low thankful for:
- Big Baby
- Boogie medicines

Boogie no thankful for:
- cold white stuff on ground
- spankings for Boogie protest against cold white stuff and Boogie going potty on Boogie carpet
- Boogie itch itch itch
- Boogie mole under Boogie armpit (one scratch and it blood, blood, blood--Boogie way more strong than Boogie mole)

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Even Camera Know It

You see how this picture show Boogie in focus and Big Baby is big blur? That 'cuz even camera know Boogie is most important and Big Baby is big stupid.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Ah, Boogie Loves


Sometimes, loves is all Boogie need.

It a very short time before Boogie need other stuffs, but it still a time.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Boogie Queen of Mountain























It called survival of fittest.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Happy Halloween or Worst Holiday of Boogie Year


Do Boogie need to say how lame it be to dress a dog up like a dog?



And then when Boogie think she free of being a double dog, Boogie get dressed up like a yellow who-know-what.




Halloween be great in Boogie theory, 'cuz there be lots of chocolate and treats for nuthin', but in Boogie real world, Boogie no get no free chocolate, but do get forced to lots of stupid costumes.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Stupid Silver Thing


Nat and Nano always stare at stupid silver things. The silver things are square and stupid and Nat and Nano sits for hours with stupid silver things.



It ridiculous. Why stare at stupid silver thing when they could be loving, playing, or treating Boogie?


Boogie try to get Nat and Nano to stop, Boogie try hard. Boogie try long. Boogie try so long and hard, Boogie fall night night.

Why no sit and stare at Boogie? Boogie way more better than stupid silver thing.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Boogie Bringing Sexy Back?



Not in this outfit Boogie not.

People? Please. This bad-girl ridiculous. Boogie no need collar. Boogie no need dress shirt. Boogie no need anchors sewn to no-needed shirt.

Plus, you have no no idea how much it scratch Boogie itch.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Boogie and Kong Reunion


Kong been missing for way so so long time, like years probably. Boogie knew Kong would not leave Boogie for good. It only a matter of time before Kong come crawlin' back to Boogie paws.

Kong, Boogie glad you be back. Now hand over Boogie's treats.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Big Baby New Bed. No. Boogie New Bed.


Silly Nano bought Big Baby a new bed. First all, yeah right. What Nano thinkin'? All new things be Boogie's first, then Big Baby can use them when 'nother new thing come. It called hand-Boogie's-down.


Numbers 2: Big Baby such a big baby. She don't dare get whole Big Baby body on new bed.


So, third number 3, Boogie show Big Baby how it be done and how Big Baby should be doin' it when newer new big bed brought to Boogie house.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Boogie Could Apologize

Boogie maybe say sorry for bein' gone for long time, but this Boogie blog. Deal.





Nat been home way lots more. She no go 'xploring every day like before. At first Boogie thought this good, but Boogie now have no time for Boogie plans. Nat keep stoppin' Boogie long before Boogie start.

Boogie must be much quick when Nat do leave. Boogie went to whole lots of work to get in cupboard, Boogie pull every stuff out and what did Boogie get for all Boogie trouble? Paper stuffs, black bitter stuffs, and locked in Boogie house for so so long times. Nat said to think 'bout what Boogie did. Yeah, Boogie thoughts about it. It be a Boogie trap. Black bitter stuffs smell so so good and Boogie use good-girl skills to get it. Then what? Black stuff is no no bad treat. What a crock.

Is Boogie sorry? Yeah, Boogie sorry. Boogie sorry Boogie waste all good work for nothin'.

Friday, July 03, 2009

Oops Boog Did it Again


Ha ha ha! Boogie got into foods closet, again. Ha ha to all Nats and Nanos who think they can keep Boogie down. That silly note on the door no help. Tellin' Boogie no-no no help. Spanking Boogie no help. And those silly talks with Boogie certainly no help. Boogie will always win: Boogie gots passion and Boogie never give up Boogie beliefs. Soon as you learn that, things be 'lot easier for you sillies.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Boogie Be Bad and Boogie Belly Feel Good


Boogie belly feel so good after Boogie opened closet door, got into foods closet and tip over Boogie's foods and eat all spilled foods, Boogie still want more. Boogie 'xplored all over house and kitchen, tryin' to find more foods. That how good the Boogie break in was.

Next morning Boogie so, so hungry, Boogie cry and cry. That how hungry Boogie was.

Oh foods, Boogie love you. Give Boogie more sweet belly love.

Monday, June 22, 2009

'Portance of Boogie Bark


When there be a ding-dong or a knocking at Boogie front door, Boogie bark. This important. For sake of Nat and Nano, let Boogie 'xplain. If someone at door that Boogie like and know, Boogie bark tell them yes, Boogie be home, hold on and Boogie be with you soon. If someone at door that Boogie no like or no know, Boogie bark tell them, yes, Boogie home and you be scared, SCRAM! you no welcome.

So dumbsicles, stop tellin' Boogie to shush. Boogie bark important. Boogie bark keep you safe.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Someone Stole Boogie's Green Stuff


This picture of Boogie when Boogie's yard was still good and padded in green. This what Boogie's yard look like now:

Dirt dirty dirt. This horrible. Who would do such thing to Boogie yard? Where Boogie's green padding go? Where all Boogie go potty spots go? How Nano and Nat let somethin' like this happen? There no way to go potty without touching dirt. It disgusting. It like Boogie third-class. As if.

Monday, June 08, 2009

Boogie's Trouble with Itchees


Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick paw.

Itch itch.
Boogie chew paw.

Itch.
Nano say stop.

Itch itch itch.
Boogie lick and bite and paw squeaks.

Nano say STOP. Boogie stop.

Itch itch ITCH ITCH. Boogie start licks. ITCH ITCHERY ITCHEROO. Boogie chew chew CHEWCHEW.
Itch.

Nat yell.
Boogie soft itchy. Lick lick.
Itchy...itch. ITCH. Boogie chews.

Itcheee! Nat yell and hold out dreaded head cone.
Boogie stop.

'Til Nat and Nano go 'xploring.

Shh. Boogie itch.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Boogie Barf Lots


Boogie love Boogie's mini house--it Boogie's little house inside Boogie's big house. It Boogie's safe place. Boogie go there when Big Baby too much for to take (which be lots). When Boogie go night-night, Boogie get locked in Boogie's house. Mostly it not bad, 'cuz Boogie like Boogie's house. But it no no good when Boogie sick, 'cuz Boogie stuck. So what Boogie to do when Boogie gots barf? This Boogie's dilemma for other night. Boogie had to barf all over Boogie house--it vomit explosion. Gross. Lots gross.

Nat found barfy Boogie and barfy Boogie house in morning. Boogie had to have Boogie bath and then Boogie barf more in bath. Boogie shaky--Boogie no even want Boogie foods and that be saddest Boogie.

Boogie now feelin' better for foods. Nat and Nano cleaned out Boogie's house, but it still smell nucky. Boogie no no like it. Boogie no like Boogie's house no more. Boogie need new house. Boogie no dig nucky smells in Boogie house.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kong Keeps Boogie Busy

Boogie love and hate Kong. Kong has Boogie treats, but Kong tries to keep Boogie's treats from Boogie--Boogie have to work to get treats out. Boogie try try try for hours. Boogie lost lots of fat tryin' for Kong.



Kong, you know Boogie win in end, so just give treats up.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Water. What it Good for?

Boogie given up water. What point? Water take up space in Boogie belly that should be used for foods. So stop askin' "Want some water, Boogie? Aren't you thirsty?" Boogie don't care if it's clean and fresh. Gimme somethin' Boogie can chew on. Somethin' meaty. Somethin' smelly. Somethin' worth Boogie's time and stomach space.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Reasons for to Reconsider Bird Poo

This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.

Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:
  1. It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
  2. It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
  3. Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
  4. Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.
One of Boogie mottos: try to try and get into somethin' new every day. Maybe it your day to try snack of poo.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

This Just to Say...


Sometimes Boogie like to bite Big Baby thigh. Just jump up and give a good chomp.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

It That Time of Year


It that good time of year when cold white stuff go away and little girls in green outfits come 'round with so so good cookies.

'Course Boogie still on special-diet (when Nat and Nano are looking), but how can Boogie resist one-time-a-year cookies? 'Specially when Boogie know where they be and how to get.

Boogie was at the house where everyone look like Nat and saw where one-time-a-year cookies were kept. Next week Boogie again at house where everyone look like Nat and the universe wanted Boogie to have cookies, Boogie know for sure, 'cuz everyone who look like Nat, Nat, and Nano all left Boogie (and BigBig dog) alone with knowledge of where cookies be.

Boogie open cupboard, get once-a-year cookies (lots of boxes), tear open, and eat. Oooh Universe, thank you. Boogie mean, Boogie would got cookies anyway, somehow, with or without Universe help, but Boogie not gonna turn down good-girl fortune.

In end, Boogie got two boxes of once-a-year cookies and shared with BigBig dog that lives at the house where everyone looks like Nat. As bonus extra, bones for chewing be in same cupboard with cookies.

See? Universe smiling on Boog.

See Nat and Nano? Universe no think Boogie bad girl. Universe agree with Boogie needs and not with no no bad diets.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Mmm, Toasty

Boogie love to sit by heat vents. It be all warm and blowy warm. Boogie found a huge heat vent that's warmer and lasts longer than small floor ones. Boogie sit right up next to it and luva the heat--so so good.

Unlike other Boogie house heaters, this one sometimes be open, open enough for Boogie to fit. So Boogie stick her head in to for extra toasty-ness. It feel great, like sunshine. So who know why Nat force Boogie out. Once Nat leave for all-day 'xploring, Boogie do it again and would you know? Nano force Boogie out and shut doors to Boogie's giant heat vent. Jerk.

Today while Nat not watchin' Boogie put head in and it still toasty lovely, then Boogie put feets in and try to figure where the barbeque smell comin' from. Boogie think it the best heat vent of all time: toasty and gives foods. 'Course Nat yell at Boogie as soon as Boogie start 'xploring the smell and force Boogie out of heat vent before Boogie find foods. But no no worry, Boogie will find way to get to heats and barbeque.

Who wanna bring the buns?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Boogie Minty Fresh


This picture show other thing Boogie did on Boogie-cation. Boogie tryin' to get better breath. Nano always say how bad it be.

And serious, Boogie try anything at now point. Special-diet is no no bad pits. Think 'bout it. What if you had to eat one thing over and over and that all you got? Even if it somethin' good like hamburger, imagine eatin' hamburger and only hamburger for every foods, every treat for weeks and weeks. Boogie promise, you be sick of burger. (Oh what Boogie would give or take for hamburger right now... sweet sweet hamburger....)

So yes, while on Boogie-cation, Boogie jump in Nano's seat while Nano and Nat out of car and Boogie ate hunk of Nano's gum, foil and all stuffs.

You don't know what it like. Don't judge Boogie.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Boogie-cation



Boogie went on a trip. For most part it was great. Boogie got to 'xplore lots and climb up stuffs and go for lots of rides.


One big bad: while Boogie 'xploring Boogie stepped on something that left pokey things all over Boogie paw, Boogie leg, Boogie belly, and Boogie sweater. This last time to see Boogie in this sweater--it no no be saved, so full of small pokes.


Nat and Nano took forever to get all pokes out of Boogie. Boogie kept trying to tell, "Hey, this good. Boogie deal." But oh no, every time Boogie try to relieve them of their remove-poker duties, they yell at Boogie, "No! Stop it. No. Stay still. Nono. NooOOO!!!" Talk 'bout boring times.

Boogie have one more story from Boogie-cation, but that for later.

Monday, March 02, 2009

Should Boogie Be Offended?


Turns out, Buffy vampires modeled after Boogie. Should Boogie be offended? Boogie choose no. Buffy vampires be powerful and get what they want. Boogie down with that. Plus, you know how many times Boogie wanted to bite some humans in last few weeks? Lots. Special-diet makes Boogie cranky.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Boogie Hate That Word


Last night Boogie went to house where everyone look like Nat. Usually at house where everyone look like Nat, Boogie get lots of love and most 'portant, Boogie get lots of treats and foodz. But no last night. Last night everyone kept using the word "special-diet." And no one would give Boogie any stuffs and when stuffs fell on floor, Boogie picked up so so fast by Nat or Nat look-alike, Boogie no have time to take. But all other dogs take take take, and taunt Boogie with tongue smacking and drools of all found stuffs.

House where everyone look like Nat is house where Boogie gets stuff Boogie's heart desire, until yesterday and that horrible word "special-diet."

Boogie been on diet (or so Nano think) for over two years, but why now "special-diet?" Special-diet ruins Boogie life. Boogie no care what doctor say, Boogie no want to live without Boogie's number one love: foodz, all every kind of foodz.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Boogie Gots Cold Feets

Here's somethin' no ones sees often: Boogie's wet paws. Boogie hates gettin' feets wet or cold or dirty or any combine of those. But here Boogie proves, when situation be dire, Boogie will get Boogie's foots wet like any insane Big Baby.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day


Nat and Nano, Boogie hope Boogie's message perfect clear.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What the Bleep?!

Boogie found something out. Nat and Nano made valentines and this year Boogie not on valentine. Who in picture if not Boogie, you ask? Big Baby, that who. Um, no. This worst disaster since Big Baby came to stay in Boogie house. Last year Boogie had to be on valentine with Big Baby and that bad 'nuf, but now Boogie been outed. This no fly. As you see, whole thing be no no bad.


Well, Boogie show them. Boogie show Big Baby. Boogie show you. Watch out stupid world of heart and pink and nummy treats and sweets frosting, it Boogie's turn to show who should be valentine and be on every valentine, every year and all time.

Just give Boogie little time.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Boogie's Loss is Boogie's Gain

Boogie lost three teeth in matter of minutes and so can you with doctor's help. Boogie highly rec'mend. You have no idea what missing. Boogie didn't neither. Since Boogie's loss of tooths, Boogie full energy. Boogie feel like puppy again. Since Boogie not so tired, Boogie have time for all Boogie ideas. Boogie got into cupboard again and got some white powdery stuffs out. It not taste as good as chocolate powder, but still good. Boogie more ambitious without teeths, so Boogie pull it into several places in Boogie's house. Best news is the carpet still tastes like sweet even after days of Big Baby licking and licking Boogie's good job. 'Course, Boogie got in no no bad trouble--more spanks, more yells, more time outs.

Day after powder play, Boogie pulled out everything in Nat's bag, but nothing for eats there, so Boogie left it. Same day Boogie open different cupboard and pull out bottle of blue water stuffs. It opened right up for Boogie on floor. It turn out not to be foods, so Boogie left that too.

Boogie so excited 'bout Boogie's new body. Don't wait. Lose three teeths today and you can do like Boogie.

Monday, January 26, 2009

3 Boogie Teeths Gone


The doctor took 3 of Boogie's teeths, not 1, but 3. This seem like big rip off. Number 1, Boogie not prepared to give up so much of Boogie. Number 2, doctor didn't even give Boogie teeths for Tooth Fairy to come and give Boogie stuffs. Even if the teeths was diseased and broked, Tooth Fairy no care, he still give me the goods, but no teeth, no goods.


Doctor said Boogie would just want to go home and go sleep after tooth taking, 'cause of all the night night drugs and pain meds. Doctor mis-underestimate Boogie. Boogie could barely walk, Boogie couldn't even hold up own tail, but Boogie stay awake and demanded Boogie foods. It was hard day--Boogie deserved good stuffs, even if Boogie have fewer teeths for chews. If you look close you can see blood on Boogie's jowls--it take a real woman to eat foods in such condition.