A Very Boogie Christmas

Boogie knows it's been a long time and Boogie sorry for being gone, but Boogie always busy, 'specially during this season.

Don't think Boogie forgot 'bout you this Christmas. Boogie made something just for you. Go to this Boogie site and see what good things Boogie done:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1621573573

Happy Boogie Day!

Can You Do This?

Boogie didn't think so.

Boogie Already Know

Ok, ok, alright, Boogie back. Boogie know it been a while, but you need to understand that Boogie is busy, there is 'lot to do, so just 'cause you missin' Boogie, don't mean Boogie got time to always catch you up on Boogie. That just got to be dealt with.

Boogie been to Boogie Doctor last week. Boogie's itch, itch, itch come from skin infection. Now Boogie gets treats that make Boogie feel ready for night night and way less itch, itch, itch. Boogie Doctor say Boogie be no itch soon.

'Course, Boogie Doctor does seem kind of silly. Boogie Doctor say Boogie need to be on low-calorie diet. Boogie so sure. Don't Boogie Doctor know Boogie is pretty no matter how big?

Boogie been eating foods that's in Big Baby's bowl plus Boogie's foods--maybe this put on a few Boogie pounds. But it's all Boogie's foods and Boogie needs foods. If Boogie can fit foods in Boogie's belly and Boogie still wants foods, how wrong it be? Boogie guess it's a question to put out to Boogie Gods.

Wrongness

This what it's come down to.

Boogie been forced to sport fashion from King of Pop.

It Always Come Back To the Itch

All time when there's no cold, white stuff on ground, Boogie is itchy, itchy, scratch. Thing that itch most is Boogie paws. They so itchy and so Boogie have to scratch. Well, Boogie scratch so much that Boogie start to bleed. That no good, Boogie know, but what a Boogie supposed to do?

Nat saw the blood on Boogie paw and she did something horrible. She wrap Boogie's front paws in some white, sticky stuff. Boogie can no get it off. Boogie tried.

This totally sucks. This white, sticky stuff is no good for walking, running, 'xploring.

It all the itchies fault.

Boogie gots a plan

For long time now, Nat and Nano leave soon after the sun comes up to go 'xploring and leave Boogie home with Big Baby 'til sun nearly ready to leave for night night.

Now, Boogie know they know how much Boogie like 'xploring and how much better Boogie is at 'xploring. It so ridiculous they no take Boogie. So Boogie decide that it. Boogie done letting them go all time with no Boogie. My first plan involve Boogie lookin' real sad and so so cute--you see in picture how Big Baby start to copy Boogie, so that plan had to go.

Boogie new plan begin with Nat. Boogie keen and notice that Nano and Nat do not leave to 'xplore at the same time. This mean they probably no 'xplore same thing. Nat is much easier to make do stuff, 'cause she mine (which is 'nother good reason why she no go without Boogie no more). Boogie decide Boogie just tell Nat just what Boogie want and Boogie not gonna take it no more.

Twice this week Boogie try already. Boogie run after Nat, round and round the Boogie house. Wherever Nat go, Boogie go and when Nat shoes come on, Boogie's gloves come off. Boogie snort, Boogie huff, Boogie follow Nat close, and stand right at door in go-ready position. There no way Nat not know what Boogie want.

Nat tell Boogie that Boogie no want to go where Nat going. It a bad place and boring. She tell Boogie this 'lot, but does Nat think Boogie a fool? Why in world would Nat go there 'xploring day after day if it so bad and boring? Boogie think it must be so fun and so full foods and so full Boogie stuffs, that Nat trying to keep it all to self. So rude after all Boogie do for her, not to mention bad man Nano.

Nat persuade Boogie to leave go-ready position with treats, then she dash out. The nerve.

So new Boogie plan not worked yet, but Boogie got way more determined and stamina than Nat and Nano. Just think what Boogie done already.

New Boogie Stuffs

Here Boogie is on Boogie new bed. It pretty nice and it big so Boogie can all stretch out.

When Nat and Nano brought it home, they say, “Doggies, here is your new bed.” So silly. Boogie know they trying to not make Big Baby feel bad, but seriously, no way Boogie gonna share Boogie bed with dirt, grassy Big Baby. Big Baby can have Boogie old bed, if she want, but Boogie not gonna share the newness.

New Boogie stuffs is good, Big Baby on new Boogie stuffs is bad--Big Baby make new Boogie stuffs turn into nucky Boogie stuffs.

NoNo, Big Baby.

Action Boogie

Boogie so swift. It like Boogie get super charge every time Boogie bath.

Boogie not that fond of Boogie bath, but Boogie love to run like mad super star after Boogie bath and also too, Boogie not so itch itch scratch after.

Boogie Age Graceful

Boogie admit, with no deny, this last year Boogie gotten lot of gray furs. Boogie ‘tribute this to couple things.

1) Genetics. Boogie Mom probably went gray early. It normal for pugs to gray early.

B) Last year so stressful. Lot happened from Boogie 4 year to Boogie 5 year.

Number one, Nano took Nat away for so long time to ‘xplore. As said before, Nano not even ask Boogie is she like to come. Just left one day with bags of clothes and then someone come get Boogie after Boogie been alone for so so too long in Boogie’s new house. That so uncool, Nano—that right Boogie blame you. But then again when Nat. and Nano did FINELY come back to Boogie, then Nat stayed and put lots of stuffs in Boogie’s house. Before she left every night-night time, even though Boogie forbid it. Nat missed Boogie so much, she decide to stay night-night always. That good, but Boogie no give Nano credit for that—that Boogie charisma.

Second, Big Baby come to live at Boogie house. She turn out ok, though Boogie still no sure Boogie choose Big Baby if Nano would take her ‘way. Big Baby coming to Boogie house and never leaving was ‘lot of stress. Many reason, mostly messes and stealing—steal of food, love, toys, treats, and most other Boogie stuffs. That hard to cope with, even if Boogie is in control of all everything.

Three, Boogie had surgery on woman parts and on nose and mouth. Sure, Boogie do good better now, but it hard to go through that. That a scary hurt.

So Boogie got gray now and that o.k. Boogie know ‘suredly it give Boogie distinction.

Big, Not-So-Big Lady Not Got Nothin’ On Boog.

There is a lady on TV, she show up every day little before Nat and Nano come home from ‘xploring. Her skin darker than Nat’s and way ‘lot darker than Nano and sometimes she big and sometimes she not-so-big. Big, Not-So-Big lady’s show is called Oprah—Boogie not sure what that stand for.

Big, Not-So-Big lady always talking ‘bout power, woman power—women need get back their inner power, need get more power, need use inner power. Big, Not-So-Big lady very tell lot ‘bout women and being good body, mind, self.

Let Boogie tell Big, Not-So-Big something. Boogie way ‘head of you. Boogie been know this stuffs for all Boogie forever. Boogie also sometimes big and sometimes not-so-big, but Boogie no mind. Boogie love Boogie body and all it do and not do. Boogie know how to work body to get what she want when she want—push, pull, cry, tilt, bark, huff, snort—all part of package.

And speak of what Boogie want, Boogie always know what Boogie want and when Boogie want it. This big message of Big, Not-So-Big lady also too. It not hard ladies, just listen to belly and head that pretty much sure sign of what want and when want.

Once Boogie know what Boogie want, Boogie find way to get stuffs. That ‘nother thing Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie have common. ‘Sept Boogie no go brag ‘bout it on TV and magazine. Boogie too busy ‘xploring next thing Boogie need. If Boogie had magazine, foods be on cover every month, not Boogie.

Short and ‘portant of it: Boogie not so show off as Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie already know everything Big, Not-So-Big know but Boogie use better. AND most ‘portant, Big, Not-So-Big lady introduced that bald guy and had him on lot, lot, until he got on TV by his self. That just silly.

This Second Proof

Boogie’s new strategy for Big Baby’s destruction of Boogie stuffs: point out evidence to Nat and Nano (hope Nano cuz he so much meaner) then Boogie just hope they do some anything to stop Big Baby before she destroy every thing that all Boogie’s.

Here few pictures to show that Ducky was no one time thing (click Boogie face to see what Boogie say).

Big Baby so NoNo. Look at Baby, so happy for destroy, so big. Dirty too, lot dirty. That her fault—Big Baby gets herself into everything—she no care what she look like after, before, or during.

Boogie good 'xample but Big Baby no good learner.

You See What Boogie Have to Deal?

Before Big Baby come, Boogie had Boogie stuffs most to self. 'Course Nano and Nat sometime get in way and hide or take Boogie stuffs, but overly Boogie stuffs most safe. Not with Big Baby in Boogie House.

You see these pictures? You see what Boogie put up and over with? That ducky is Boogie's. You think Big Baby care? You think Big Baby keep boundries? You wrong. Big Baby have no boundries. Big Baby, as can see, take Boogie ducky. Not only Big Baby take Boogie ducky, but Big Baby do no-no bad things to Ducky.

Big Baby first rip out Ducky's eyes, Ducky blind now. Then Big Baby tear in Ducky head. It just small hole where Big Baby slowly take stuffing out slow, piece and piece. It horrible. How dare Big Baby steal and torture Ducky?

It no matter how much and lot Nat say No, don't do that, Big Baby do it when Nat and Nano no look.

If you think this only thing Big Baby do this to, you wrong. First was Boogie bed, now it every Boogie toy with stuffs inside. It really ridiculous.

Boogie gonna find way to protect Boogie stuffs. Too late for Ducky, not for Boogie.

So So Itch Itch Itch

Outside Boogie house, it not so cold no more. The ground getting green again and the green is getting taller--tall 'nuf to hit Boogie bum. Boogie very glad for not cold. Boogie go outside and sunbathe lots on days Nat and Nano don't go away when sun come out.

Bad thing for Boogie is Boogie so itch. Boogie face itch. Boogie feet itch. Boogie ear itch. Boogie every stuffs itch. So 'course when every stuffs itch, Boogie gotta scratch, Boogie gotta do something. So Boogie scratch face and every stuffs on carpet. Nat say "Boogie. Boogie. BooGIE! NO." So Boogie try scratch on Nat. Nat say, "No, Boogie. Don't wipe you on me." Boogie huff hard and say, "You rude. Boogie itch. You no know how Boogie feel. Boogie so itchy. Boogie need scratch." Boogie scratch again. Nat say NO again. So 'noying.

Boogie try scratch with Boogie paws and with Boogie mouth. It Boogie itch, it Boogie scratch, and it Boogie's stuffs that itch and scratch. Still Nat, and Nano, say, "No Boogie. BoogieBOOGIE NO. No." What right they have? No right. Boogie body. Boogie right.

Boogie Back

Here Boogie is--had to take break, Boogie had so much to do.

'Lot, 'lot, 'lot has happened.

First, Big Baby still 'round. Boogie guess Big Baby all right. She still no great thing, but she good for Boogie pillow and all time Nat and Nano won't do what Boogie want, then Big Baby good for being Boogie toy. The one thing that really bug Boogie 'bout Big Baby, she so happy 'bout everything. That 'cause she baby. When Big Baby become mature like Boogie, she know not everything happy time.

Second, Boogie had nose job and tummy tuck. When you Boogie, you got to keep looking good, no matter the cost. 'Course Boogie already look good, but now Boogie breathe better--not so much no control snorts. And Boogie no more have to wear thick paper on Boogie bum--no more red stuff come from Boogie bum.

So Boogie back and better than forever.