'Tis Boogie's Season

Merry Christmas every all and happy Boogie year! This time is not Boogie's favorite, 'cuz cold white stuffs be everywhere, but it not a no no bad time. It good 'cuz it full of presents and foods and foods and more foods and more stuffs. And if there anything Boogie like it's foods, foods, foods and presents full of foods.

'Tis time for Boogie to get every stuffs Boogie been wanting all Boogie's life. So when is Santa coming to Boogie's? Boogie got this one small present of bones and one stupid green ribbon, but that not nearly close to all Boogie wanted, so Santa better be comin' to Boogie soon--Boogie sure Santa saved the best for last. Boogie been a really good girl this year--someone better bring Boogie everything Boogie want and fast. Or Santa soon see the true meaning of no no bad girl.


p.s. Santa, please take stupid Small Big Baby away again. Small Big Baby back and she really buggin' Boogie. Small Big Baby think she so so smart and cute and perfect white. Seriously Santa, remove Small Big Baby and bring chocolate in her place.

White Stuffs, Again

Cold, white stuffs has come again. And it not like only white stuffs be cold--every stuffs is cold again. Boogie hate it. You would too ifs you have to go potty outside. A few days ago, white stuffs so big, it tried to eat Boogie. White stuffs was as tall as Boogie. Of course Boogie refuse to let white stuffs eat Boogie.

Every time cold and white stuffs come to outside, Boogie put up Boogie revolt. Boogie go potty inside. It not fair. You all get to potty inside, where booties keep warm. This time, Boogie found perfect hiding spot for Boogie go-potty. Boogie climbed in a basket on the ground in Nat and Nano's room. In basket there be a sheet. Boogie go potty on sheet, every stuff absorbed, every stuff hidden. And no mess on carpet for Boogie to be in trouble.

Nat pulled sheet out later and Boogie wrong. Boogie in lots and lots trouble. It bad go-potty situation. Boogie did Boogie best. It just bad Boogie's potty spot be found. Boogie gonna have to brave the cold white stuff 'til Nat and Nano forget to be so mads.

Boogie-ween

This little bit late, but still worth showin', 'cuz once again, Halloween be bunch of nasty tricks for Boogie.

Here Nano be showin' Boogie off like big piece of pumpkin meat. Boogie not piece of meat. Boogie don't even like pumpkins.

This time Boogie not only be forced into outfit of pumpkin, but also too, Boogie have to wear same stupid pumpkin as Big Baby. And did Boogie get to run 'round neighborhood and take treats from all everyone? Oh no. Boogie stuck at Boogie house while tons of little people take all Boogie's treats away.

This Nothing New

Oh, you sick? Boogie feel so so bad for you. Oh, you tired? That just be no no bad. Oh, you can't breathes good and it be hard to lift Boogie with all Boogie hair flyin' round. Oh, no. Oh, you don't want Boogie hair on you. Oh, that so so sad.

Boo Boogie hoo.

Listen, Nat and Nano. Boogie understand that sometime you be sick. Sometime you no feel so so good. Boogie get it and Boogie sorry. But Boogie also get that you be Boogie's people. And because you Boogie's you gots responsibilities. With great Boogie come great responsibility. Boogie make that clear from Boogie day one. When Boogie hungry, Boogie be fed. When Boogie need to go potty, Boogie go outside. When Boogie bored, Boogie play. When Boogie need cuddles, Boogie must be cuddled. When Boogie done with cuddles, Boogie must stop the cuddle. It very simple.

Boogie be constant. Boogie always demand what best for Boogie. And Nat and Nano, you needs forever come last Boogie place.

Boogie Sick Sick Sick of Pictures

Boogie so so tired of all Boogie photos. With Nat it be photo Boogie this and photo Boogie that. And Nano not no no much better. And it not just when Boogie know Boogie cute. Oh no. It when they know Boogie want foods or Kong or anything, 'cuz Boogie know what Boogie want and Boogie want a lot.

Oh, Boogie know, Boogie cute always forever and Boogie know all Boogie time be worth picture. But Boogie no need 55 times of photo on Boogie bed or Boogie with Nat or Boogie tryin' to get stuffs that rightfully Boogie's. Boogie need privacy. Boogie need respect. Boogie need foods. Boogie need treats. Boogie need Nat and Nano to give Boogie a picture rest.

When camera come out, Boogie look away. Boogie run away.

Oh, Boogie Butter Yeah.

Now that what Boogie be talkin' 'bout. This kinda art Boogie gots joy for. Mmm. It pretty one Boogie minute. Mmm yummy, foods in belly next Boogie minute. It go down oh so easy.

See?!

Boogie told you all everyone. Boogie live with monster. Big Baby monster. Don't no one gots a brush 'round here?

Boogie-cation

Boogie left Boogie house for one two, maybe three or ten Boogie days (car ride musta have be 3 Boogie days alone--Boogie car ride SOooo long foreverness. Boogie cry 'cuz it be so so forever). Boogie went 'xploring to place where older Nano be. Older Nano call Boogie, "Booger," which not no-no nice, but Older Nano house way nice, so Boogie put up with Booger. And Older Nano gots little Boogie doors. Boogie decide when Boogie come and go--that for sure how Boogie life should be. Boogie know when Boogie want to go out and Boogie definitely know when Boogie want to come in and it stupid ridiculous for Boogie to sit and bark to come in to Boogie own house.

Only bad stuffs be the sores Boogie got on Boogie belly while Boogie 'xploring. Boogie think Boogie got owee from stairs, but Boogie no be sure, 'cuz Boogie 'lots tough, Boogie no notice when owee happen.

Boogie loves the sunbathe. Boogie really needed time for get away and be relax. Boogie 'lots stressed from all Boogie work, a weekend of sun and sleep do Boogie the good.

Let Boogie Be Written, Let Boogie Be Know

There be a new boy dog that moved in next door to Boogie. Of course, Big Baby love New Boy. Big Baby want to go outside all time to see New Boy. Big Baby run around with New Boy like it most wonderful day in all Big Baby life. It gross. Big Baby give love like easiest thing. Boogie no tramp. Boogie no no so easy. Boogie ignore New Boy. It like New Boy not close to there. That will teach New Boy.

But Nat ruin every good Boogie plan, like forever always. Nat come outside and see New Boy and do Nat play it cool like Boogie? No. Nat act like Big Baby. Nat give loves to New Boy and tell New Boy how cute New Boy be. New Boy done no no nothin' to earn Nat loves and Boogie be angry.

Boogie bark and bark and barks and try to bite New Boy. And what do New Boy do? New Boy pretend like Boogie playing. Boogie run. Boogie bark. Boogie tackle New Boy. And still New Boy think it fun and games. New Boy and Big Baby so too much alike. No wonder Big Baby love New Boy so much.

This be Boogie declaration: Boogie no think New Boy cute. Boogie no like New Boy. Boogie hate New Boy. Boogie bigger than New Boy. Boogie must keep Nat from New Boy at all Boogie cost.

New Boy, this Boogie war.

Boogie Relates

Boogie get it. Boogie totally get it:

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Why humans be so lame?

Boogie Eats Somethin' So So Badness

Boogie went outside to go potty and what did Boogie find? Boogie found bird. Boogie found bird that no more movin' no more. Boogie sniffed. Boogie pawed. Boogie ate. Boogie ate and ate. That what a wild Boogie would do, right? Boogie tryin' to get back to Boogie roots.

Boogie can eats most every stuff and all be good in Boogie belly. No more movin' bird made Boogie belly hurt real no no bad. In very small minute, no more movin' bird come back out of Boogie mouth. Boogie barf and barf and lots barf. Nat got mad. Real mad. When Nat saw what Boogie barfed up, Nat say, "Oh, no. No. NoNO! This is disgusting. I'm going to barf." Ok, first Nat, it not disgusting, it natural. And number 2, Nat no eat the no more movin' bird, so Boogie know Nat no have no reason to barf.

Moral of Boogie story be: Boogie wild and crazy, but Boogie keeps away from no more movin' stuffs, 'cuz no more movin' stuff too hard to eats. Boogie not never no more eat no more movin' bird again.

Boogie Injury

Last week, all of sudden, Boogie feel real no no bad. Not like usual when Boogie feel bad and Boogie do somethin' so good, Nano say Boogie naughty. No, this time Boogie feel bad and lots and lots of pain. Boogie hurt in Boogie back all of sudden. It like someone pinching Boogie back all every day. Boogie just lie 'round all time, 'cuz it hurt so so much. Boogie tail won't even stay curled, that how bad. Finally, Nat and Nano start givin' Boogie lots and lots of ham and Boogie feel lots and lots of better. See? Boogie always say foods is the answer.

'Course, the good part of the hurt is that Boogie get lots of loves and the special Boogie treatment. And let Boogie tell you, even though Boogie feelin' 'lots better from magic ham, Boogie gonna milk this for all Boogie worth.

"Oh, Boogie. You poor thing. Let me carry you upstairs." Yes, good idea.

"Oh, poor Boogie. You shouldn't go down so many stairs. Let's go potty out front instead." Yes, definitely. Oh, owee. It really do hurt.

"Oh, my little poor Boogie. Do you need to sleep on our bed tonight?" Oh, yes. That will make Boogie feel little less no no bad. Pick Boogie up soft.

"Oh, my sad sad little poor poor Boogie. Careful. Don't jump from the car. I'll lift you." Ahh. Perfect. This almost the treatment Boogie always forever deserve.

Boogie Hair Loss

Boogie losing Boogie hair. It coming out by the paw full. All of sudden it won't stopping leaving Boogie. What if it never stop and Boogie go bald? A bald Boogie is no Boogie. Boogie always lose 'lot of hair 'lot of time, but this be crazy.

What be more crazy is Nat. Nat say, "Oh Boogie, you are shedding like mad. Looks like it's time for your summer coat." Then Nat pull out Boogie brush. First, Boogie like to say Boogie don't need no summer coat--it hot outside and if Nat try to put coat on Boogie, Boogie will no no be happy. Number 2, Boogie hate bein' brushed. Boogie forced to stand still for so so long and lots and more pieces of Boogie leave Boogie.

Booge try to run, but Nat grab Boogie tail and Boogie gots no defense. Nat brush and brush and brush and brushbrushBRUSHbrush, brush, brush brush brushBRUSH. Ok, that 'nuf already! Boogie so beautiful. Boogie gots no more tangles. And Boogie no need no more help goin' bald.

Boogie the Impression

Boogie think Boogie found a new career, besides Boogie's career in foods, of course. This Boogie's impression of a French Bulldog. Heehee.

Ahh, Boogie Double Bed

Now this be what Boogie talkin' 'bout. Take that Big Baby. Boogie gots your bed and then some.

Cruelty to Boogie

Boogie make no secret 'bout it, Boogie has number one love. That love be foods, all else come second. If a stranger broke into Boogie house with a gun and a cookie, Boogie be worried about the cookie. So everyone know there be two times a day that should never no-no be messed with: breakfast and dinner, foods times. So Boogie reader, take a look at the photo and hear Boogie say to Nat, you be serious? You serious gonna hold the foods above Boogie and waste Boogie's time with a picture? Serious? That just cruel. No-no, it not just cruel, it unholy, it mess with Boogie's best time.

Boogie show Nat serious. No one aint seen everything up Boogie sleeve yet.

With Great Power Come Big Punishment

Boogie gots a lot of time alone again. So Boogie both lonely, bored and glad. Boogie alone, so Boogie gets to 'xplore again. And you know what that mean...that mean the cupboards must be searched. And is it Boogie fault Boogie find foods in cupboards? No, it Boogie reward. Boogie founds a lot of powders, some bitter, some sweet and some just get sticky when Boogie lick. Imagine Boogie in photo above (Boogie help your imagine by fixing photo)--that what Boogie did. It look fun, right?

Nano no think so. Nano put Boogie outside until there no more powders anywhere. And worst of all worst? Now Nat and Nano been locking Boogie in Boogie's small house when they leave Boogie's big house. This not ok. Boogie love Boogie house, but now Boogie forced and stuck in there. It's like Boogie in a zoo with no visitors. Or worse, Boogie being treated like Big Baby. As if Boogie could ever be on such low low level. Boogie gots to get Boogie's freedom. Boogie's gots to break free. 'Cuz Boogie's house no feel like home no more.

Shut Up Pinky

Pinky may or no be a pug. It hard to say. But if Pinky be a pug or no pug, she lame. Listen Pinky Dubois*, ain't no way Boogie gonna cut your clothes out for you. Get your own scissors and cover up that fatty pink princess bum.

*Boogie so sure that not your real name.

Boogie Declares

Up to now, Boogie been unaffiliated as far as politics go. Yes, Boogie gots opinions, but Boogie no member of no party. But Boogie recently found the Libertarians and they gots such good-girl ideas. The name be hard, so Boogie make things easier, Boogie rename them the Liberts. Here some of the Liberts good stuffs:

"We seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others."

Yes. Boogie seek that too. Liberty from the bonds of Nano rule, which always force Boogie to give up what Boogie want and need for Nano want.

We believe that respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, that force and fraud must be banished from human (and Boogie's) relationships, and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized.

Perfect. Nano force be gone. Let Boogie freedom reign, this sure to bring peace and Boogie prosperity.

The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power. (Then there was somethin' here 'bout diversity, but Boogie no no think that important--all Boogie world is good world.)

Thank you, Liberts. This just what Boogie always talkin' 'bout. No need for government over Boogie--Boogie is Boogie's own authority. See ya later, Nano.

Today Boogie declare Boogie be a Libert. Freedom of the Boogie!

Blah-hooey

This never happen to Big Baby.

Boogie bath be bad enough, but Boogie sink? Nano gone lost Nano mind and Boogie be the one who pay. Boogie pay with a cold Boogie bum and Boogie fear--fear of what Nano force Boogie into next. If Nano try to put Boogie in toilet, Nano gonna get the Boogie fight of Boogie and Nano's lifes.

Conquer!

Just so you know, sliding doors don't keep Boogie out.

Other things that don't keep Boogie out:

Cabinet doors
Fridge doors
Closet doors
Ziplock seal
Metal cannisters

Nat and/or Nano

Just couple days ago, Boogie ate the corner off bag of brown sugar. It was in the cabinet, but as Boogie said, cabinet doors don't keep Boogie out and Ziplock certainly don't. Boogie would have totally ate more than corner, but Boogie totally interupted.

Yes, Boogie gots in trouble. And yes, it be worth it.

This Just to Say...

...that white thing is gone and Boogie no miss her at all. Big Baby totally miss Small Big Baby, but that serve Big Baby right--Big Baby shouldn't have gived Small Big Baby so much loves; Big Baby should have gived more thoughts and time to Boogie while that white thing was around. Look who smilin' now? None of the Big Babies, that who.

Boogie Demand Inequality (Again)

Uh...excuse Boogie? Why am Boogie in back of car in so so small space with Big Baby? Big Baby so huge, unless Boogie stand up on back feets, Big Baby's bootie be in Boogie face. Boogie want to go for ride? Yes. Boogie want to go for ride with Big Baby bootie in Boogie face? Never.

You have no ideas how hard it be for Boogie to stand up like you see in photo when car be moving. Boogie buff, but Boogie no Hercules. Would Boogie like own private go-for-ride carriage? Yes. But Boogie not shootin' for stars. No. What Boogie demand is Big Baby stay in back where Big Baby belong and Boogie come up front to comfy alone seats, where Big Baby bootie will not be smooshed to Boogie face. This not be too much to ask. This be what right to Boogie and until Nat and Nano do this, Boogie cry and cry and cry and yell and cry and bite Big Baby and cryCRYcry all the way of go-for-ride.

Sigh Grumble Sigh

Another dog has invaded Boogie's house. This dog just like Big Baby, except she small and white. What is Small Big Baby doing at Boogie's house? Why Small Big Baby here for days and days? Why this happen? Why this always happen with no permission from Boogie?

First day Boogie try to tell Small Big Baby who be boss and who's house she in. Boogie run after Small Big Baby and tell her no no a lot lot of times. Small Big Baby jump and run and barks, always want to play. And to make matters bad worst, Small Big Baby try to steal Boogie foods. Boogie no need to say how no no this be.

After few days, Boogie just ignore Small Big Baby. To Boogie, she not even there. Oh, what be that biting Boogie's ear? Must be a bug. Hmm, something growling, must be mailman. Do what you want, Small Big Baby. In the always, Boogie outlast every stuff. Boogie gots stamina. Boogie gots smarts. Boogie see how long Small Big Baby last.

Sun Booging

Kong Won Battle...

...but Boogie always win war.

Boogie Makes Claim

There a person who look like a smaller Nat. Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's house. Boogie likes Smaller Nat, so Boogie ok with lots of Smaller Nat stuff. But after Boogie let Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's, Smaller Nat would no let Boogie up on her lap.

Uh, excuse Boogie?

This Boogie house and Boogie go where Boogie want. Boogie try lots of times to jump on Smaller Nat, but she kept saying no and block Boogie. So Boogie run, Boogie jump and prove Boogie no need permission. And to make sure there no mistake 'bout whose house this be, Boogie pee on Smaller Nat. Lots of pee. That right, Smaller Nat, Boogie claim you and your lap. Don't tell Boogie what she can't do.

Boogie Proof

Boogie told and told and screamed how Big Baby be the one who have badness and here be more proofs. Big Baby one big bad girl. Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head. Big Baby gots no respect. Skinny Dancer had some no-nos, but he dead now and this head eating no-no right.

Boogie and Skinny Dancer had lots of sameness. Like as we gots older we gots more white, interesting noses, skin troubles, get-in-trouble troubles, and in case you no remember, Boogie had look taken from Skinny Dancer (even if no Boogie choice).


Biggest sameness with Boogie and Skinny Dancer be Skinny Dancer be King of Pop and Boogie be Queen of Every Stuffs. It good one of us here to keep legacy. Big Baby, you better watch out--Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head and Boogie make pay.

Skinny Dancer, rest in peace, Boogie gots it covered.

Stuck in Boogie

Boogie gots somethin' stuck in Boogie throat. It feel horrible and it make Boogie cough over, over and over. Boogie hate it. Why these things always happen to Boogie?

Nat says to Boogie, "Boogie ate something naughty and now it's stuck in Boogie's throat. You see what happens when Boogie don't chew?"

Yeah, right. Boogie so sure that not true. Boogie only eat what good for Boogie and it no-no way Boogie fault somethin' stuck in Boogie's throat. And it no way Boogie issue if what Boogie eats be bigger than Boogie throat.

So, Boogie will cry if Boogie want and Boogie will blame Big Baby. She the one always do stupid stuff, not Boogie.

Nat Explores Forever

Nat been gone way long forever. She been gone for lots of Boogie dinners and breakfasts and lots of sun comes up and sun goes 'way. Boogie wait and wait every night at tops of stairs and Nat no come. This absolute ridiculous. Nat did not approve this long-forever-time exploring with Boogie. Nat gonna get a spanking and put in bed soon as she come home to Boogie. This no-no bad girl. This no way to treat Boogie.

Death by No Foods

Umm. Boogie ready. Boogie pretty sure Nat be blind, 'cuz this face say it all everything: Gives Boogie dinner. Give it now. Boogie SO hungry starving dying. Boogie not last one minute without foods.

No, Boogie not last one more second. Not an hour. No months. No no nothing no hows no way. Boogie be dead from no 'nuf foods. Boogie dead. Boogie keep telling Nat. Give foods or Boogie die. Gasp. Coughs.

Boogie dead!!!! Dead! OHHH. Dying Boogie DEADDEAD! Dead.

Give Boogie dinner. Now.

Or Boogie do it. Boogie do it. Boogie die again.

Happy New Boogie Year!

It 2010, the year of the Boogie.

Remember when you making resolves, Boogie should be part of every new year goals. So get goin' and let Boogie know what good stuffs you plans to do for Boogie in Boogie year and try to use the words "chocolate."

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