Monday, April 26, 2010

Shut Up Pinky

Pinky may or no be a pug. It hard to say. But if Pinky be a pug or no pug, she lame. Listen Pinky Dubois*, ain't no way Boogie gonna cut your clothes out for you. Get your own scissors and cover up that fatty pink princess bum.

*Boogie so sure that not your real name.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Boogie Declares

Up to now, Boogie been unaffiliated as far as politics go. Yes, Boogie gots opinions, but Boogie no member of no party. But Boogie recently found the Libertarians and they gots such good-girl ideas. The name be hard, so Boogie make things easier, Boogie rename them the Liberts. Here some of the Liberts good stuffs:

"We seek a world of liberty; a world in which all individuals are sovereign over their own lives and no one is forced to sacrifice his or her values for the benefit of others."

Yes. Boogie seek that too. Liberty from the bonds of Nano rule, which always force Boogie to give up what Boogie want and need for Nano want.

We believe that respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, that force and fraud must be banished from human (and Boogie's) relationships, and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized.

Perfect. Nano force be gone. Let Boogie freedom reign, this sure to bring peace and Boogie prosperity.

The world we seek to build is one where individuals are free to follow their own dreams in their own ways, without interference from government or any authoritarian power. (Then there was somethin' here 'bout diversity, but Boogie no no think that important--all Boogie world is good world.)

Thank you, Liberts. This just what Boogie always talkin' 'bout. No need for government over Boogie--Boogie is Boogie's own authority. See ya later, Nano.

Today Boogie declare Boogie be a Libert. Freedom of the Boogie!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010


This never happen to Big Baby.

Boogie bath be bad enough, but Boogie sink? Nano gone lost Nano mind and Boogie be the one who pay. Boogie pay with a cold Boogie bum and Boogie fear--fear of what Nano force Boogie into next. If Nano try to put Boogie in toilet, Nano gonna get the Boogie fight of Boogie and Nano's lifes.