Sun Booging

Kong Won Battle...

...but Boogie always win war.

Boogie Makes Claim

There a person who look like a smaller Nat. Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's house. Boogie likes Smaller Nat, so Boogie ok with lots of Smaller Nat stuff. But after Boogie let Smaller Nat bring lots and lots of stuff to Boogie's, Smaller Nat would no let Boogie up on her lap.

Uh, excuse Boogie?

This Boogie house and Boogie go where Boogie want. Boogie try lots of times to jump on Smaller Nat, but she kept saying no and block Boogie. So Boogie run, Boogie jump and prove Boogie no need permission. And to make sure there no mistake 'bout whose house this be, Boogie pee on Smaller Nat. Lots of pee. That right, Smaller Nat, Boogie claim you and your lap. Don't tell Boogie what she can't do.

Boogie Proof

Boogie told and told and screamed how Big Baby be the one who have badness and here be more proofs. Big Baby one big bad girl. Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head. Big Baby gots no respect. Skinny Dancer had some no-nos, but he dead now and this head eating no-no right.

Boogie and Skinny Dancer had lots of sameness. Like as we gots older we gots more white, interesting noses, skin troubles, get-in-trouble troubles, and in case you no remember, Boogie had look taken from Skinny Dancer (even if no Boogie choice).


Biggest sameness with Boogie and Skinny Dancer be Skinny Dancer be King of Pop and Boogie be Queen of Every Stuffs. It good one of us here to keep legacy. Big Baby, you better watch out--Big Baby ate Skinny Dancer's head and Boogie make pay.

Skinny Dancer, rest in peace, Boogie gots it covered.

Stuck in Boogie

Boogie gots somethin' stuck in Boogie throat. It feel horrible and it make Boogie cough over, over and over. Boogie hate it. Why these things always happen to Boogie?

Nat says to Boogie, "Boogie ate something naughty and now it's stuck in Boogie's throat. You see what happens when Boogie don't chew?"

Yeah, right. Boogie so sure that not true. Boogie only eat what good for Boogie and it no-no way Boogie fault somethin' stuck in Boogie's throat. And it no way Boogie issue if what Boogie eats be bigger than Boogie throat.

So, Boogie will cry if Boogie want and Boogie will blame Big Baby. She the one always do stupid stuff, not Boogie.

Nat Explores Forever

Nat been gone way long forever. She been gone for lots of Boogie dinners and breakfasts and lots of sun comes up and sun goes 'way. Boogie wait and wait every night at tops of stairs and Nat no come. This absolute ridiculous. Nat did not approve this long-forever-time exploring with Boogie. Nat gonna get a spanking and put in bed soon as she come home to Boogie. This no-no bad girl. This no way to treat Boogie.

Death by No Foods

Umm. Boogie ready. Boogie pretty sure Nat be blind, 'cuz this face say it all everything: Gives Boogie dinner. Give it now. Boogie SO hungry starving dying. Boogie not last one minute without foods.

No, Boogie not last one more second. Not an hour. No months. No no nothing no hows no way. Boogie be dead from no 'nuf foods. Boogie dead. Boogie keep telling Nat. Give foods or Boogie die. Gasp. Coughs.

Boogie dead!!!! Dead! OHHH. Dying Boogie DEADDEAD! Dead.

Give Boogie dinner. Now.

Or Boogie do it. Boogie do it. Boogie die again.

Happy New Boogie Year!

It 2010, the year of the Boogie.

Remember when you making resolves, Boogie should be part of every new year goals. So get goin' and let Boogie know what good stuffs you plans to do for Boogie in Boogie year and try to use the words "chocolate."

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What Bullpoops

Here is Love box. Boogie found Love box in Nano's stuffs, 'cuz Boogie be super explorer. Boogie know there be chocolate in that Love box, Boogie smell it and Boogie want it. Stupid Love box won't give it up. Love box is worse than Kong.

Boogie tried and worked and bites and scratch with all Boogie skills, and still Love box no give Boogie chocolate. No way this thing be real Love box. Love box no give no love. What bullpoops.

Boogie Don't Want to Hear a Word

Shut up. It cold outside. Someone got to keep Boogie warm.




Cuddles with Big Baby be better than no cuddles no where.

Ughhh

Another thing Boogie no thankful for.

Thankfulness

Reading Boogie blog, you maybe think Boogie unthankful, but that no true. Boogie be thankful, but Boogie no be stupid thankful. Boogie be top thankful, mid thankful, low thankful and no thankful.

Boogie top thankful for:
- Foods when sun come up
- Foods when sun go down
- Treats
- Bones
- Boogie cuteness
- Boogie bed
- Boogie house
- Foods Nat and Nano drop on floor and Boogie grab with Boogie speed

Boogie mid thankful for:
- Loves
- Nat
- Nano

Boogie low thankful for:
- Big Baby
- Boogie medicines

Boogie no thankful for:
- cold white stuff on ground
- spankings for Boogie protest against cold white stuff and Boogie going potty on Boogie carpet
- Boogie itch itch itch
- Boogie mole under Boogie armpit (one scratch and it blood, blood, blood--Boogie way more strong than Boogie mole)

Even Camera Know It

You see how this picture show Boogie in focus and Big Baby is big blur? That 'cuz even camera know Boogie is most important and Big Baby is big stupid.

Ah, Boogie Loves

Sometimes, loves is all Boogie need.

It a very short time before Boogie need other stuffs, but it still a time.

Boogie Queen of Mountain

It called survival of fittest.

Happy Halloween or Worst Holiday of Boogie Year

Do Boogie need to say how lame it be to dress a dog up like a dog?



And then when Boogie think she free of being a double dog, Boogie get dressed up like a yellow who-know-what.




Halloween be great in Boogie theory, 'cuz there be lots of chocolate and treats for nuthin', but in Boogie real world, Boogie no get no free chocolate, but do get forced to lots of stupid costumes.

Stupid Silver Thing

Nat and Nano always stare at stupid silver things. The silver things are square and stupid and Nat and Nano sits for hours with stupid silver things.



It ridiculous. Why stare at stupid silver thing when they could be loving, playing, or treating Boogie?


Boogie try to get Nat and Nano to stop, Boogie try hard. Boogie try long. Boogie try so long and hard, Boogie fall night night.

Why no sit and stare at Boogie? Boogie way more better than stupid silver thing.

Boogie Bringing Sexy Back?

Not in this outfit Boogie not.

People? Please. This bad-girl ridiculous. Boogie no need collar. Boogie no need dress shirt. Boogie no need anchors sewn to no-needed shirt.

Plus, you have no no idea how much it scratch Boogie itch.

Boogie and Kong Reunion

Kong been missing for way so so long time, like years probably. Boogie knew Kong would not leave Boogie for good. It only a matter of time before Kong come crawlin' back to Boogie paws.

Kong, Boogie glad you be back. Now hand over Boogie's treats.

Big Baby New Bed. No. Boogie New Bed.

Silly Nano bought Big Baby a new bed. First all, yeah right. What Nano thinkin'? All new things be Boogie's first, then Big Baby can use them when 'nother new thing come. It called hand-Boogie's-down.


Numbers 2: Big Baby such a big baby. She don't dare get whole Big Baby body on new bed.


So, third number 3, Boogie show Big Baby how it be done and how Big Baby should be doin' it when newer new big bed brought to Boogie house.