Monday, May 08, 2006

Boogie, CHO


Boogie have very important job. Boogie job is full-time, 24-hour, no holiday. Boogie oversees all everything at Boogie home. I good. Boogie good at Boogie job.

Nano and Nat say they wish Boogie could use loud, tall machine they push all over floor, back forth, back forth. Wish Boogie would gather up Nano and Nat dirties. Boogie job more 'portant than that. Boogie supervise. Boogie make sure all where it should, when should.

I follow Nat 'round. This not cause I need her. This not cause I love her. This cause Boogie manage her. Make sure Nat no do stupid stuff. And Nano too, but more Nat cause she mine.

When stuff get out of line, I make Boogie workers know. Good ways to let know: snort, cry, bark. Snort is favorite manager style. Good for most stuff. Many way to snort. Boogie one of best at snorts. It good way to keep Nat and Nano informed.

Bark saved for big alerts. ASAP needs. Foods and Boogieluv is xample. Snort, cry, bark all good for foods needs. Boogie bark when they push that loud, tall machine 'round. I not bark AT it, Boogie bark to tell where to go, to tell where needs loud, tall machine.

Nano get mad I do job so good. He yell at Boogie when she try to get things in control. Especially when Boogie bark. Nano even spank Boogie. Try tell Boogie how to do Boogie job. If Nano so smart, Nano would have Boogie job. Boogie good. Not easy to know where everything, everyone is all time and how it smell.

Other than Boogie foods, most important and most ignored work come at night. Lot goes down at night when Nat and Nano sleeping. They so lazy workers. Never get up. Nano just yell more at Boogie, like he supervisor. He be sorry when year review come. He see who boss. He finally see Boogie and Boogie title: Chief Home Officer and Supervisor of Everything.

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