Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ewe


Big Baby is yucky. She have horrible hygiene. She no even care what she look like. Big Baby stays outside go potty all day ‘cause she was so no no bad inside Boogie’s house. When Big Baby do come inside when Nat and Nano get home from ‘xploring, she is dirty and has leaves, petals, and grass stuck in fur. (By way, Big Baby fur not soft like Boogie fur. Big Baby fur is rough, so why Nat and Nano want to pet her? It no feel good. Boogie know—Boogie bite it lot.)

But worst gross thing Big Baby do is eat Boogie treats and let the treat goos stay on Big Baby’s front legs. Big Baby no clean her legs. She let the gooeys stay on arms. That waste of Boogie treats and Big Baby legs matted, gray, crunchy, icky legs. Boogie always clean legs. If Boogie legs get too dirty, I dance ‘round and ‘round ‘til Nat clean them for Boogie.

What wrong with Big Baby? No one ever no teach her ‘bout being beautiful? All Big Baby care ‘bout is having fun and stealing stuffs from Boogie. She steal Boogie foods, Boogie loves, and she walk all over Boogie. Boogie so small, what Boogie gonna do? And if you think Big Baby is a good smell, you very always wrong. Big Baby smell never good. It not only all that pieces of Boogie yard and crusty Boogie treats on her, Big Baby also have nasty no no gas—lots. Big Baby so sick.

The good news of week is that lady who left hard-shelled animal that live in box of water in Nano room, that lady came and took away hard-shelled animal. Thank goodness. One less thing Boogie have worry 'bout.

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