Big, Not-So-Big Lady Not Got Nothin’ On Boog.

There is a lady on TV, she show up every day little before Nat and Nano come home from ‘xploring. Her skin darker than Nat’s and way ‘lot darker than Nano and sometimes she big and sometimes she not-so-big. Big, Not-So-Big lady’s show is called Oprah—Boogie not sure what that stand for.

Big, Not-So-Big lady always talking ‘bout power, woman power—women need get back their inner power, need get more power, need use inner power. Big, Not-So-Big lady very tell lot ‘bout women and being good body, mind, self.

Let Boogie tell Big, Not-So-Big something. Boogie way ‘head of you. Boogie been know this stuffs for all Boogie forever. Boogie also sometimes big and sometimes not-so-big, but Boogie no mind. Boogie love Boogie body and all it do and not do. Boogie know how to work body to get what she want when she want—push, pull, cry, tilt, bark, huff, snort—all part of package.

And speak of what Boogie want, Boogie always know what Boogie want and when Boogie want it. This big message of Big, Not-So-Big lady also too. It not hard ladies, just listen to belly and head that pretty much sure sign of what want and when want.

Once Boogie know what Boogie want, Boogie find way to get stuffs. That ‘nother thing Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie have common. ‘Sept Boogie no go brag ‘bout it on TV and magazine. Boogie too busy ‘xploring next thing Boogie need. If Boogie had magazine, foods be on cover every month, not Boogie.

Short and ‘portant of it: Boogie not so show off as Big, Not-So-Big and Boogie already know everything Big, Not-So-Big know but Boogie use better. AND most ‘portant, Big, Not-So-Big lady introduced that bald guy and had him on lot, lot, until he got on TV by his self. That just silly.