This bird live at Boogie's house. Boogie don't know why, but he do. He loud, but pretty with a lot colors--also he in his big kennel most of time, so Boogie mostly ignore.Loud Bird throws stuff out his kennel--this great for Boogie. He throw food out and also poop. Boogie eat both. Boogie sure you all on high ponies and say, "Ewe, gross," but you no know. Boogie bet you never tried bird poo, so you no be judge. Boogie has tried, lots of times, so Boogie tell you why to reconsider the bird poo:
- It easy. When Nat and Nano go 'xploring without Boogie, it easy bird poo pie for Boogie to get and eat.
- It come in different kinds--hard and soft, like ice cream. Boogie know you like that.
- Never-end supply with Loud Bird 'round.
- Boogie be little desperate. You try bein' on special-diet. Boogie NEEDS variety. Bird poo provide.
2 comments:
Laughing so hard right now! I hope you get this blog printed into a book. I need to do it to mine.
Boogie, that is disgusting. I think I just threw up a little reading that. This just goes to show how mean Nat & Nano are with the whole special diet thing and all! Does Big Baby eat it too?
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