Nano and Nat are not Chinese. If they were they 'preciate Boogie lot more. China people know 'bout Boogie.
Long go, far way, China people that small and smart set out to make Boogie. It took a long time to get actual Boogie. Took so long Boogie come out in 'Merica.
Before Boogie was Pug. Pug dogs made small and pretty for Chinese royalty. 'Specially for little royal laps.
Nano and Nat no understand. I special. I princess of princess. Boogie need much more than Boogie get. More foods 'specially. And Nano no tell Boogie, "get down, no, no, NO, get dOWn." Boogie go where Boogie want. Nano no tell Boogie, "what are you eating? stop eating that! no, NO, drop it, drOPP ITTTT!" Boogie own everything Boogie on, eat, lick, rub.
And Boogie should pick Boogie nigh-night time. Royalty no have curfew. If Boogie want to get up in night and get Nat and Nano up too, it Boogie right. She ultimate ruler. She know what best.
Boogie princess, king, and queen.
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hee hee. the best parts are the recreation of what nano says. I could actually hear and see it in my mind.
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