Top 10 Reasons Boogie No Have Boyfriend

# 10. Sometimes Boogie pass gas and Boogie no realize. Boogie not know what happened.

# 9. Boogie don't fetch. Someone throw ball and 'spect Boogie to bring it back? What the point? Boyfriends like their bitches to fetch. Boogie fetch what Boogie needs, not what others needs.

# 8. Boogie does lot of scooting. Boogie gots an itchy bum. I no know what wrong, Boogie bum itchy. I gots good way to scratch--Boogie bum scoot. I not sure it attractive.

# 7. Boogie eat too fast. Male dogs get worried when anything eat faster. They gotta worry 'bout safety of their foods. But Boogie could show technique. Boogie hardly chew, that fastest way.

# 6. Boogie has eating disorder. This go long with last reason. Boogie eat fast, that good. Faster Boogie eats, more foods she should get. But sometime when Boogie no chew, things go bad. Lots of coughing, foods come back. And sometime Boogie get hiccup. Boogie never met nother dog who hiccup.

# 5. Boogie snort a lot. Not just for laugh. Boogie snort when I hungry, tired, 'cited, mad, or sad. Some dogs think Boogie growling. Hard to be Chinese princess in Merica, big language barrier.

# 4. Boogie has mind of own, that hard for man to handle. Boogie not same old cookie cutter bitch. Boogie know what she want when Boogie want it. Boogie wants foods. No man will ever come first. That hard to hear.

# 3. Boogie gots things to do. Boogie no wait round for no man--stud or no. Boogie gots schedule and she not gonna wait by backdoor hoping. Forget it. Boogie gots xploring to do. I worth waiting for. He not.

# 2. Males intimidated by Boogie. Boogie weigh 20 lbs. Boogie not big dog. But Boogie can eat large pizza and a pound white cheese with holes all by self. Unless Boogie just ate large pizza or some other big Boogie foods, Boogie mostly muscle. Boogie built tough.

# 1. Boogie can't put out. Look at picture, you see. Nat and Nano force thick, paper pillow over Boogie bum every time it's Boogie's time. They wrap very sticky lock 'round Boogie belly and pillow. So hard to get off. Take Boogie long time of bum scoots and rubbing to get off. No stud want woman who can't put out.