100 stuffs 'bout Boogie

In blogworld there be new trend where blogger list 100 stuffs 'bout self. Boogie thinks this be perfect way to get back to blogging and since Boogie so so complex, this perfect for layin' it on line. Here go:

1. Boogie been on diet for two years. This no not Boogie's choice.
2. Boogie let Nano think Boogie on diet. Boogie supplement. You probably wonder how Boogie find more foods. Let Boogie tell you, Boogie got moves you ain't never seen before.
3. Boogie almost love Big Baby and Boogie not proud.
4. Ok, ok, between Boogie and blogospehere, Boogie love Big Baby, but Boogie no not always like Big Baby. Boogie never say this stuffs outloud.
5. Nat still Boogie's toy. Boogie owns Nat and Nano thinks he owns Boogie. Nat not always good toy.
6. Front outside of Boogie's house much better for go-potty than back outside of Boogie's house.
7. When cold white stuff on ground, both front and back of Boogie's house no no good for go-potty.
8. When cold white stuff on ground, Boogie sometime go-potty inside Boogie's house. Nano let Nat go inside Boogie's house--why not Boogie?
9. At the house where lots of people look like Nat, there is new dog (who Boogie will talk about more 'nother time). Big Brown is bad, bad naughty girl. Big Brown is ruining Boogie's Sundays. Big Brown called "No-No" more than Boogie or Big Baby.
10. When Nat unlock Boogie bed in the morning, sometime Boogie pretend to be night-night still, so Boogie get loves before outside-go-potty.
11. How many more these Boogie gotta write?
12. In Boogie life, Boogie had 587 ear infections. (Boogie not sure on that number, but Boogie had whole lot.)
13. When Boogie was 'bout Big Baby's age, Boogie scratched Boogie's eyeball--it was so itch itch, Boogie couldn't help it. Nano had to rub squishy stuff on Boogie's eye and every stuff was all blurry. Don't scratch your eyeball--it only lead to sadness.
14. One good-girl time, Boogie found where Nat store the treats she no share with Boogie. Boogie figured how to open the doors of wood the treats sat behind. Boogie scratch, scratch scratch until doors popped open. Boogie gots so many treats, like Boogie deserve. Nat SO mad. Nat spank Boogie. Nat spank Boogie hard. As if Nat even have right, but also, Boogie no knew why Nat mad. Boogie saved some treat for Nat, which way more than Nat ever do for Boogie.
15. Boogie gots stuffs to do. Boogie no gots time for 100. Boogie gots to check behind wood doors again.