Olympics just ended. Boogie thoughts they good. It was good to see Boogie's homeland and lots and lots of Boogie's people won lots of medals. Boogie's people jump high and point toes like good girls. 'Course, Boogie think of stuffs that help Olympics.
Number first: New category of Olympics should be Bone Chew. If this be sport in 2008 Olympics, Boogie would been with Boogie's people and won gold treat--'cuz not no one can chew like Boogie chew.
Second: The treat for winning gots to change. As of now, the winning three get a medal of metal--gold, silver, and bronze. This not good treat for winner. Winners work way hard on stuffs for long time, then they gets a piece of metal for doing best tricks of whole world. No matter what color that piece of metal, it no-no bad treat--nobodies can eat metal.
New medals be made of foods and the foods be Frito-Lay foods. All Boogie's best good-girl tricks 'cuz of Frito-Lay training--crunchy, salt treats are really motivation. Boogie trained for Shake with Cheetos. Boogie learned Roll Over with Rold Gold. Play Dead training came by Fritos. Play Dead is so so hard, but Fritos so so good, Boogie get strength 'nuf to pull it out in end.
Here how it work. Bronze medal change to Cheeto medal. Silver to Dorrito and gold to Frito. (Boogie would say silver change to Rold Gold pretzel, but Boogie want medals of rhyme.)
Boogie know from 'xperience, if winners treats change to Frito-Lay stuffs, competition be up couple notch.
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