Boogie Hate That Word

Last night Boogie went to house where everyone look like Nat. Usually at house where everyone look like Nat, Boogie get lots of love and most 'portant, Boogie get lots of treats and foodz. But no last night. Last night everyone kept using the word "special-diet." And no one would give Boogie any stuffs and when stuffs fell on floor, Boogie picked up so so fast by Nat or Nat look-alike, Boogie no have time to take. But all other dogs take take take, and taunt Boogie with tongue smacking and drools of all found stuffs.

House where everyone look like Nat is house where Boogie gets stuff Boogie's heart desire, until yesterday and that horrible word "special-diet."

Boogie been on diet (or so Nano think) for over two years, but why now "special-diet?" Special-diet ruins Boogie life. Boogie no care what doctor say, Boogie no want to live without Boogie's number one love: foodz, all every kind of foodz.

Boogie Gots Cold Feets

Here's somethin' no ones sees often: Boogie's wet paws. Boogie hates gettin' feets wet or cold or dirty or any combine of those. But here Boogie proves, when situation be dire, Boogie will get Boogie's foots wet like any insane Big Baby.

Happy Valentine's Day

Nat and Nano, Boogie hope Boogie's message perfect clear.

What the Bleep?!

Boogie found something out. Nat and Nano made valentines and this year Boogie not on valentine. Who in picture if not Boogie, you ask? Big Baby, that who. Um, no. This worst disaster since Big Baby came to stay in Boogie house. Last year Boogie had to be on valentine with Big Baby and that bad 'nuf, but now Boogie been outed. This no fly. As you see, whole thing be no no bad.


Well, Boogie show them. Boogie show Big Baby. Boogie show you. Watch out stupid world of heart and pink and nummy treats and sweets frosting, it Boogie's turn to show who should be valentine and be on every valentine, every year and all time.

Just give Boogie little time.

Boogie's Loss is Boogie's Gain

Boogie lost three teeth in matter of minutes and so can you with doctor's help. Boogie highly rec'mend. You have no idea what missing. Boogie didn't neither. Since Boogie's loss of tooths, Boogie full energy. Boogie feel like puppy again. Since Boogie not so tired, Boogie have time for all Boogie ideas. Boogie got into cupboard again and got some white powdery stuffs out. It not taste as good as chocolate powder, but still good. Boogie more ambitious without teeths, so Boogie pull it into several places in Boogie's house. Best news is the carpet still tastes like sweet even after days of Big Baby licking and licking Boogie's good job. 'Course, Boogie got in no no bad trouble--more spanks, more yells, more time outs.

Day after powder play, Boogie pulled out everything in Nat's bag, but nothing for eats there, so Boogie left it. Same day Boogie open different cupboard and pull out bottle of blue water stuffs. It opened right up for Boogie on floor. It turn out not to be foods, so Boogie left that too.

Boogie so excited 'bout Boogie's new body. Don't wait. Lose three teeths today and you can do like Boogie.

3 Boogie Teeths Gone

The doctor took 3 of Boogie's teeths, not 1, but 3. This seem like big rip off. Number 1, Boogie not prepared to give up so much of Boogie. Number 2, doctor didn't even give Boogie teeths for Tooth Fairy to come and give Boogie stuffs. Even if the teeths was diseased and broked, Tooth Fairy no care, he still give me the goods, but no teeth, no goods.


Doctor said Boogie would just want to go home and go sleep after tooth taking, 'cause of all the night night drugs and pain meds. Doctor mis-underestimate Boogie. Boogie could barely walk, Boogie couldn't even hold up own tail, but Boogie stay awake and demanded Boogie foods. It was hard day--Boogie deserved good stuffs, even if Boogie have fewer teeths for chews. If you look close you can see blood on Boogie's jowls--it take a real woman to eat foods in such condition.

Boogie Demand Inequality

Big Baby got it in that big, hairy black head of hers that Big Baby deserve equality. Pshhh. This silliest thing Boogie heard in long time. Silliest since Nano said if Boogie don't listen, Nano gonna give Boogie to gypsies, (then even most silliest Nano adopted Big Baby, his very own gypsy).

Anyways, usually in morning time, Boogie pretend to still be night night when Nat let Big Baby out to go potty. This give Boogie lots of time to get Boogie aloneness and also some love time. Well, stupid Big Baby won't go potty without Boogie anymore. Big Baby wants all to be equal. Look at this face. Do this look like the face of a Boogie who lookin' for equality? Boogie demand inequality and Boogie demand Nat to push Big Baby outside and restore Boogie's system.

Once again, Big Baby find way to ruin Boogie's mojo.

Sahhrry

Boogie had no idea that the pug video game Boogie posted made noise. Boogie heard the music and wanted to scream. Sahhrry you had to hear that. No more pug games on Boogie site.

Boogie Gots a Broked Tooth

When Boogie went to doctor, Boogie given lots of medicines. Boogie's medicines take long time in morning and at night night, but good things is Boogie's lots less itch. Boogie's bum is free of diaper--that's 'nother New Year's resolution crossed off.

Other thing doctor found was Boogie's broked molar. It broked right in half and look real bad and yes, smell real real bad. In a couple weeks Boogie gots to remove--that gonna suck, but at least Boogie no have to pay for it. (Boogie not even sorry Nano have to pay. Boogie pay for so much of Nano's bad man doings.)

Boogie would show you picture of Boogie's nucky tooth, 'xcept Boogie don't let no one in Boogie's mouth, except doctor with hands of strong and force.

Boogie Did Something So Good and Got in Trouble So Bad

Boogie 'xplored Boogie's way into new cupboard while Nat and Nano were away for all-day 'xplorin. It only fair that Boogie should 'xplore too. Boogie found a big container of chocolate powder--lots and lots of dry, small chocolate. 'Course it no easy for Boogie to get container open, but Boogie credit the Kong for giving needed skills to get small chocolates out of closed canister. Boogie ates and ates and ates. It heaven.


Until Nano came home that is. Then it was NoNo Bad Girl and he get SOOOooo mad at Boogie. He even put Boogie in the cupboard and say something like, "If you like it in here, stay in here." Um. Duh. Boogie don't like it in the cupboard, Boogie like what in cupboard for eats. And also plus, what in cupboard help Boogie fulfill New Year's resolute: eat better.

Boogie didn't even eat all of the dry chocolate. Boogie totally left some for later, so get over it.

Time to Resolute

Here is what Boogie resolute for New Year:

1. Go to doctor no so much.
This not goin' to be easy and Boogie startin' out all wrong. Boogie gots to go to doctor today--only second day of year.

2. Eat better.
Boogie diet now is sad, bad. All Boogie gets is dog foods, water, raw hides, and milk bones. Sorry. That so low class. Sure, sometime Boogie supplements and eat what around bird cage or remove perfectly good food from garbage can. But really, Boogie need some better cuisine--like meat, cookies, chocolate, bread...Boogie could go on and on.

3. Get rid of itch itch and diaper.
Maybe doctor help, but who know 'cause she not do much so far. Boogie go check today anyway. If Boogie get rid of itch itch, maybe Nat and Nano stop loud saying so much. It so loud and so interupting. Good thing Boogie good at ignore. Boogie no want to bum scoot, but Boogie gots no option. If itch itch go, then Boogie stop scoots. It all up to itch itch and doctor. So, Nat and Nano, stop actin' like it Boogie problem--Boogie gots not choice in matter. So take this bleepin' diaper off Boogie!

4. More Love.
And by more love, Boogie mean less love for Big Baby. Boogie not talkin' love from Boogie to Big Baby--that low already. Boogie talkin' love from Nat and Nano to Big Baby. The more love that go to Big Baby, the less love there be for Boogie. That just no right. So take love from Big Baby and Boogie get more.

5. Figure out Kong.
Boogie have a couple of kong toys and they really pissing Boogie off. Kong hides Boogie's treats and won't give them up. Boogie have to paw and paw and cry and cry and hit and slide and roll and chew for Kong to give up the goods. So annoying. It's Boogie's treats, so hand it over. Boogie goal to figure out how to get Kong to give up goods much faster or not take away in first place.

Boogie wish you happy new year. Come over to Boogie's to celebrate and bring Boogie stuffs.

p.s. What all these books doin'? Nat get so angreeee when Boogie step on them, but um, hello, they on Boogie's floor, so Nat, pick books up. That be your resolute.

Tagged, Sealed, Delivered: Boogie Yours

Boogie tagged by Still Blinking. Boogie don't know Still Blinking, but totally want Still Blinking's carmels.

5 Things Boogie was doing 10 years ago...
1.) Boogie be only six in people years, so if Boogie go with that, Boogie was not doin' nothing.
2.) Or if Boogie believe in reincarnation, Boogie was queen of small island where foods was abundant and all Boogie's. Mmm. That good other life.
3.) In dog years Boogie was startin' to go gray 10 years ago--Boogie blame Big Baby's arrival.
4.) In dog years Boogie had a cyst removed from newly gray face--still gots scar.
5.) In dog years Boogie also had girl parts removed, to make sure Boogie never be Mama Boogie. Boogie got too much to do to be weighed with puppies--even if they cute little babies like Boogie.

5 Things on Boogie's "To-Do" list today...
1.) Avoid Go Potty outside
2.) Eat foods, lots times
3.) Get this bleepin' diaper off Boogie's rear
4.) Shake this bleepin' cone off Boogie's neck
5.) Go night-night, few times

5 Snacks I enjoy...
1.) Chocolate, which be forbidden. So stupid Nano. Couple years ago (people years) Boogie ate whole box of chocolates at Christmas and nothin' happened, so what big deal?
2.) Boogie treats (milk bones)
3.) Special treats (bread with hidden Boogie meds)
4.) Cheez
5.) Citrus

5 Things Boogie do if Boogie were a Millionaire...
1.) Make Nat and Nano stay with Boogie all day, every day--no more 'xploring all day with excuse that it the only way to pay for Boogie's foods.
2.) Buy lots and lots of Boogie treats.
3.) Buy Rocky Mountain Chocolate
4.) Buy chauffeur to take Boogie to the house where everyone looks like Nat. and everyone gives Boogie lots of treats and loves.
5.) Buy someone to get rid of all cold white wet stuff.

5 Places I've Lived...
1.) Logan
2.) Salt Lake
3.) Murray
4.) 1st Boogie's House
5.) Better Boogie's House

5 Jobs I've Had
1.) CEO of Boogie House
2.) Garbage sorter
3.) Go Potty Outside NOW
4.) Good Girl
5.) NoNo Bad Girl

Going Off the Meds

Boogie went off allergy pills. Bad things happened. Boogie got so itchy ('specially Boogie's bum), then Nat and Nano got stupid and force Boogie into bad, bad accessories. This no kind of look for the holidays.

Boogie back on allergy pills.

Take Look at Boogie Collar

Who can get married and who can't? Well, Boogie can't for first thing. But Boogie can't wear marriage jewelries, 'cause Boogie no gots fingers. Boogie no want to be tied down to lame-o man or lady dog anyway. But what 'bout all those peoples with fingers?

Take look at Boogie's necklace. That some pretty good color scheme and Boogie and you and everyones knows who gave us those colors. With such a gift to community, those peoples should be able to do what they want with who they want, when they want, and make sure to invite Boogie for some nummy weddin' cakes. In Boogie opinion, it no matter who gets to say "Me do, me don't, me will, me won't" or who gets to cut the cakes, as long as Boogie gets a piece--lots of piece.

Boogie Got the Look

With a face like this, Boogie don't have to be good or nice or kind or obedient or even smell good. All Boogie have to do is look. Boogie looks cute and Boogie get love and treats and much, much more. Go ahead, judge Boogie's book by Boogie's cover, then give Boogie everything Boogie look like Boogie deserve.

Boogie Continue to Outperform

They no think Boogie would do it, but Boogie did. Boogie totally did. Nat and Nano thought Boogie would pass up whole banana with skins. Nope. Boogie ates every banana stuff.

Boogie showed them.

Eyeball Woes

Boogie gots something much more 'portant to talk 'bouts than fact that Old Dude totally should have listened to Boogie. Boogie gots serious eye problems. It hard to say what happened. All Boogie know is that there be lots of itches and scratchin' goin' on and maybe Boogie hit Boogie in eye during the scratches. Who know. More likely that Big Baby totally whack Boogie in eye with her hairy fat paw. Owe. Can't believe Big Baby do such thing. Now Boogie gots sad, sad eyeball and Nat make it worse by putin' drops of stingy stuff in Boogie eyeball. As if.

Guess Boogie needs to go to doctor, again.

p.s. That picture of Boogie on Halloween. Again, as if. Definitely not costume Boogie choose. If Boogie get pick, Boogie be somethin' way powerful, not lame sissy ladybug. Maybe pink Poweranger or power-exec. Barbie.

Boogie Baths No Good

Boogie aware that Boogie baths make Boogie look goods and smell like good stuffs and gets rid of itch itch itch, but Boogie still no like Boogie baths. Boogie don't know how Nat and Nano do the bath so much. It wear Boogie out just to thinks 'bout it.

The good thing 'bout Boogie bath is when done, Boogie feel charged up and run 'round house with super speed over and over. Big Baby always tryin' to play with Boogie when Boogie in middle of super speed and Boogie say, "Hey Big fatty Baby, get out of way, Boogie got super speed works to do." Big Baby NEVER listen.

Lesson: Get Peoples From One Place to 'Nother

Boogie's latest good idea be this: if Nat not where Boogie want Nat to be, Boogie go where Boogie want Nat to be and Boogie bark, bark, bark. Bark pattern be 'lot important. Boogie keep perfect timed bark with good loudness--like good drummer--Nat can't ignore. Consistent the key.

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When Nat come to see what Boogie doing, that when Boogie win--Boogie move Nat where Boogie want, no heavy lift needed. This 'specially good to get Nat 'cross long distance, like downstairs upstairs.

Try it. Boogie sure it work on most peoples. Just gotta 'member three things for Boogie plan: intensity, persistency, consistency.

Boogie Unveils

Boogie revamp this place. Boogie been on blog for 'while and Boogie sick of all that pinks. Boogie create much sessier place with some cool tones to get Boogie ready for coming badness of cold white stuff on ground. It may get ucky outside-go-potty, but it be yay-good-girl here.