Don't Take Boogie's Guns

Boogie gonna say few words 'bout why Boogie concerned 'bout Mr. Could-Be-President.

Boogie heard some rumors. Boogie hear Mr. Could-Be-President gonna take Boogie's guns away. This horrible. How can Mr. Could-Be-President take away all of Boogie's protection? It completely no-American. If guns be taken, America be like China. China where Boogie roots be, but it too strict and squishy for Boogie.

Old Dude want Boogie have guns. That what Boogie want to hear. Boogie not saying Old Dude be good Mr. President. Oh no. Boogie see clear that Old Dude one No-No from forever night-night. If Old Dude go forever night-night, there be no Mr. President, there be Ms. President. Boogie all for a Ms. President, but not a Ms. President from place where cold, white stuff on gound all time. White stuff bad and white stuff everywhere all time make for lots of no-no's and bad girls. Boogie don't even like to go potty on white stuff.

Clear thing that gotta happen: Mr. Could-Be-President gots to let pugs have guns. Boogie no have gun, but what if Boogie want gun and can't no gets gun? Boogie wants what she wants when she wants. That why Boogie great American.